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Post by JMC47 on Dec 13, 2004 16:26:56 GMT -5
2 BOXES, you are a cereal killer, and eater, your a canibal, when are you going to stop.
If Juno was infront of me, I wouldn't let him kill me, I already memorized his attack moves, so when I start running away he would never hit me.
And your car would be destroyed while Juno was chasing me, and a pinto explodes an kills Juno, and I survive. Yes I have to use other peoples ideas.
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Dec 13, 2004 16:30:12 GMT -5
oooookaaaaaaay that was downright disturbing. any way i'm glad to see people geting into the spirt of things. (i mean gustaffglyde)
not my name- i would hack into his laptop while he's driveing and screw up his programming so badly that he runs off the road and is arrested for not wearing a seatbelt. after several years of prison he takes a look at the software and dies because i am not so great at programming and i "fixed" it. snicker snicker
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 13, 2004 16:49:01 GMT -5
If Juno was in front of me, I wouldn't let him kill me, I already memorized his attack moves, so when I start running away he would never hit me. Good luck with that... and I'll never stop eating cereal! NEVER! Unless I'm full... which I am now... Darn you people!Don't worry, Juno would kill us all, and you know it! Now for Megadude, I would create an elaborate web of belly lint and leg hair and put it all over his convertible. When he got in he wouldn't see it for what it was, but when he was driving down the freeway I'd call him and tell him what I did, with not so erotic results (It's a Simpson's joke).
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Post by Paragon on Dec 13, 2004 17:26:28 GMT -5
I'd smash his engine and destroy his seats and steering wheel. Then, I'd run the heck away before he sees me.
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Post by GustaffGlyde on Dec 13, 2004 17:34:35 GMT -5
Belly lint and… leg hair… how would you get that much… never mind…
Alright, here is a simple one. BM 1-3 would be driving down the street, and then his car spontaneously combusts sending him flying out the windshield on fire. He then lands on a park bench and his head come to rest in Justin’s lap. We all remember that little discovery of SIMS in the Love Calculator thread.
Of course, being it that he was on fire he proceeds to set both Justin and the bench on fire as well. BM 1-3, also being paralyzed, just lays there and burns. Justin starts running around and crashes into people setting them on fire as well. Soon, the entire city is on fire and all the forum members die in the blaze. (Don’t ask what we were all doing in the same city).
See? I killed us all, so I win… except I died too… >:(darn it!
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 13, 2004 17:34:57 GMT -5
*# In Response to MegIvan: The good ol' smash and rash... we call it that because you'd wreck some poor guys car when you were stone drunk, and wake up with a rug burn every place possible... Good times ;D. In Response to GustaffGlyd: Trust me, I'd find the hair, even if it wasn't my own. And I if my head landed in Justin's lap, it would probably be my decapitated head, and even so it would still 'spontaneously' combust... geewu!
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 13, 2004 17:42:36 GMT -5
Sweet, I burned down a whole city, I feel so important, I must of destroyed a lot of cars
I would destroy a car by lighting myself on fire and sitting in the car.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 13, 2004 17:45:13 GMT -5
The good ol' Buddist Protest... I'll stop.
I'd start a fire in the hood, a log fire, and drive around with the hood open as long as I could screaming as loud as I could... that would be crazy, and I'm crazy.
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Post by Paragon on Dec 13, 2004 17:52:04 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA! Well, I'd call Paragon from FFX-2 (it's a monster) and order him to use Big Bang (his most powerful attack) I'd destroy the car and the surrounding area, but I'd be standing on top of Paragon for safety as he doesn't get hit by his own attack.
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Post by Chiz on Dec 13, 2004 17:53:51 GMT -5
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Post by Paragon on Dec 13, 2004 17:57:11 GMT -5
Okay, I'd get the Feldinaut, and run over a car, but when the front wheels run the car over, I'd stop to admire the car's destruction. (inpired by Eric_Chiz's crash photos.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 14, 2004 12:20:33 GMT -5
I'd put a mannequin on a broom, or in a sleigh, and throw them out a window, or over an overpass... that would be sure to destroy something... . Who else wants a custom killing?
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Post by Paragon on Dec 14, 2004 12:22:50 GMT -5
Not me. But I'd wait until the person got out of the car, then steal the car, and take it apart in a secret spot.
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 14, 2004 12:28:33 GMT -5
If I didn't want to get caught, I would dress up as a normal person, then I would take a train and plan to derail it on the street the target is driving.
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Post by Chiz on Dec 14, 2004 14:55:33 GMT -5
Okay, dig a pit and cover it with branches and twigs, then, just before the moron drives in, stand in front of the hole and break his windshield with a rock. Then, in a crazed attempt to mow you down like fathead tree stump he dives into the hole and will never be able to prove that you broke his windshield. All the same I'd wear a mask, because it probably won't kill him and who else is going to dig a pit in the middle of suburbia... I was trying to dig a pool - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET - you know you could have said something about this before you totaled your car - I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEAD OF AND PUT IT ON A PIKE IN MY FRONT YARD! - 'bye now *heads for the hills* What about this pic I found, huh? seeitornot.com/crashes-pictures-46.htmDescribes the situation PERFECTLY...
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