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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Nov 6, 2004 21:39:55 GMT -5
this is a game that my friend and i made up one time. my sister thought it was funny and next thing i know we had posted it on a board. the results were great, so i decided to post it here.
ok so there's this guy you really don't like and the whole point is to find imaginitive and funny ways to destroy his car. it's ok to hurt the guy.
here's one of my favorites:
Put a nail in the tire and tie a string to it. Tie the other end to a grocery basket filled with explosives. Right before he drives off, light the fuse. The string winds around the tire and kaboom!
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Nov 7, 2004 0:26:20 GMT -5
Okay, dig a pit and cover it with branches and twigs, then, just before the moron drives in, stand in front of the hole and break his windshield with a rock. Then, in a crazed attempt to mow you down like fathead tree stump he dives into the hole and will never be able to prove that you broke his windshield. All the same I'd wear a mask, because it probably won't kill him and who else is going to dig a pit in the middle of suburbia... I was trying to dig a pool - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET - you know you could have said something about this before you totaled your car - I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEAD OF AND PUT IT ON A PIKE IN MY FRONT YARD! - 'bye now *heads for the hills*
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Roll rules. 'Nuff said.
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Post by Volnutt on Nov 11, 2004 20:03:22 GMT -5
Run it over with a tank!!
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 5, 2004 21:08:23 GMT -5
Pour cement in the gas tank ;D!
You haven't seen someone mad 'till you've ruined their car for good.
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 5, 2004 21:19:55 GMT -5
Shove BM1-3 up its tale pipe... you deserve it for calling me Mr. Potato Head. ;D
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 7, 2004 15:44:17 GMT -5
Actually I think that would make the car run better - Now if you stuck a Potato in the exhaust, a potato like Justin aka MR. POTATO HEAD, then eventually the fumes would kill the driver and the car would crash! Just Kidding. Or am I? *X-files Midi starts playing*
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Dec 7, 2004 16:16:05 GMT -5
techniquely the potato would just pop out. they proved it on mythbusters.
Just let me clarify, the car dosen't have to be destroyed just messed up. and you can hurt/kill the guy.
example: put bleach in the gas tank, radiator, and oil tank
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 7, 2004 18:59:59 GMT -5
Is that your final answer? True, a potato probably wouldn't work, but Mr. Potato Head... probably wouldn't work either... Darn you Justin, you win this time but next time I won't be so nice... or I'll Megadude ultimately destroyed... but would that fix my problem? Okay, here's one. Physically remove the anti-freeze compartment, or one of the coolant alleviators and replace it with a pipe bomb. Eventually the heat of the car would ignite the bomb, and sianara, if you know what I mean .
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 7, 2004 19:19:16 GMT -5
I was just joking... well I think I was...
I would just put a remote fuse firecracker on the brake line, and detonate it while the guy was on the highway on the on ramp.
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Post by blueflame0 on Dec 9, 2004 17:30:35 GMT -5
Hehehe.. one of those things police use, when they put it on your wheel so you can't drive.. ah ha that would definatly make someone mad ;D
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Dec 12, 2004 18:24:46 GMT -5
plant a grand gernade on it. three... two... ONE!!!!
BOOM!!!
muhahahahahahahah!
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 13, 2004 1:05:33 GMT -5
I think it would depend on who the person was, and how I wanted to destroy them... OBSERVE! - Justin
I would consider tying something out of the blue, like throw an anvile on his car from a freeway overpass... He might survive, but he might veer off the road and over a cliff, screaming 'I'll get you for this Bureaucratic Model 1-3 if it's the last thing I do! AAAAAA! AAAAAA! <gasp> AAAAAAA!' and that would just be priceless.
- SIMSteven
The anvile wouldn't work with SIMSteven, he'd probably start laughing, just before careening into the retainer wall, and if it ever got out that a target of mine died laughing, I would just die... literally... unvountarily . So I'd probably go the direct route. Have a laser in the sky take out a square mile of freeway... That would roast his duck... - Oh YEAH!
- GustaffGlyde
A bit more fun, I'd just shine a big light on him from a helicopter when he was driving anywhere in the middle of the night. He'd be all like 'The RAPTURE!' and... well, knowing GustaffGlyde, Trifara would grab the wheel, while he waited to be lifted up, and then, when he realized it wasn't the rapture, he'd grab the wheel again and Trifara would shout out the window 'I already told you I like GUSTAFFGLYDE BETTER?' and I'd mutter 'How can you like him when he's Dead!' bitterly as I flew away, foiled again.
- Fab
I'd have to think about that one...
- Feldinaut
... I'd have to see how about that... If she was appealing enough I'd just freeze her in ice and add her to the collection, but most likely I'd just post a bill board that says 'MMLS is for sissy curs you stupid suck...er' but really it would be suck, not... the other word that has Uck in it... and before she could read half of it she'd just die, or possibly turn into a winged demon of despair, and if she found me she'd kill me... maybe I should stick with the poisoned fruit basket? Maybe not... Whereas fab would probably see right through it and just come back to the Station, and for the rest of my time here I'd be Stupid Sucking Sucker and that would just be bad... for me.
- BRG, FG, Amandpunk or bleeding heart liberals in general...
Drop a giant American Flag on their head, or a giant Bush/Cheney poster. If the indignity didn't kill them, not being able to see might...
So how would all you people kill me?
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 13, 2004 13:05:45 GMT -5
First, I would plan out an elaborate rocket scientist level plan, that would embarrass and kill BM1-3, and it would probably work, then I would throw it away and think of something less educated. Well, BM1-3 is driving his car across the highway, then the anvil he dropped on my imaginary car(like I own a car) would appear on the highway. Him knowing I was near, would turn around and see he is surrounded by police. then the police would fire a rocket launcher at his car, which will be blown up. If he by some maricle survives, the police will beat him with riot sticks, because I switches his license plate with a cereal killers license plate, and tipped the cops that he would be at that exact point. See, I can think of smart stuff.
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Post by GustaffGlyde on Dec 13, 2004 14:19:56 GMT -5
Well, BM 1-3… I’ll just give my own idea of how things would go… BM 1-3 Well, you’d simply try to shine the light on me. At first it’d go just as you said, but then I see a pastry store down the street, so I get back in the car and start heading towards the store. You’re not about to let me go so you use that laser you used on SIMS to hit me.
I would simply hit the brakes, causing you to miss me completely and accidentally kill several thousand innocent bystanders waiting at a busy baby bunny crossing. And you said you loved small furry animals! Anyways, with your laser dead and me running late for… something I’d just pull out a pen laser out of my pocket and shine it in your eyes.
Blinded, you would end up crashing into the back of an old Pinto which would then explode in a large fiery burst sending you flying into an oil tanker. Several shards of metal pierce the tanker’s hull causing the oil to spill. You land in the growing pool of oil and I walk over and throw a lighter at you.
Both you and the oil are set ablaze. You try to stop, drop, and roll, and several pigeons decide to help out in their own special way. Fortunately, the fire department arrives just in time to put you out, but the pressure of the water pushes you off a cliff and you continuously fall for ten minutes before falling into the sea where you are viciously devoured by sharks.
Fortunately, you survive the feeding, but you’ve lost both your legs and one arm. You’re loosing blood fast. You pull yourself out with you’re one remaining arm and you feel something warm in your hands. Upon looking up, you find yourself holding a handful of doggy joy. You also see a man lying on the shore with a long gray beard. You rummage through his clothes with your lone arm and find several packets full of a white powder.
The police arrive just then and arrest you for the possession of illegal substances. You try to explain, but the man has disappeared. You are taken to the police car and he begins to take you down to the station, but the police man is run off the road by a crook.
The crook pulls you out of the police car and puts you in his car along with several bags of that strange powder. He starts to get away, but the police man fires his gun at the back of the car causing it to blow up in a massive fire ball due to the fact that the crook kept several homemade bombs in the back of his car, right next to his gas tank.
This causes a landslide to bury what remained of the car, ensuring your demise.
The End
… maybe I dragged that out to much… maybe… oh well, at least you had a good long death BM 1-3.
Night has fallen, and the scene of the horrendous crash has been sealed off. The police are finished investigating for the night, heading off for to the ice cream bar. Just as they leave, the pile of rocks begins to shake. Then, a bloody arm rises up…
:DTo be continued:D
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 13, 2004 16:23:09 GMT -5
Okay, I think you have me mixxed up with Jason from Friday the 13 th... but maybe not... You want an untimely death? Here it is! GustaffGlyde walks out his house one fine summer day to fall in the pit that used to be his front walk. The concrete disappeared, and so had five hundred miles of earth under it. GustaffGlyde is never seen again. Now you know what they mean when they say, once more Gravity rears it's ugly head. I love you Gravity! How was that for complex? How about this one for JMC? He was walking through the park one day, in the very merry month of may, there was something up ahead, it was Juno, now he's dead, what a hoopla dingle dongle day...? Okay that sort of died near the end... in any case I kill the car by blindsiding it with a TANK. It's the most efficient way... . BTW, you wouldn't have to switch the plates to make me look like a cereal killer... I ate two boxes of Lucky Charms just this morning ;D ;D ;D.
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