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Post by Dashe on Oct 1, 2005 20:21:37 GMT -5
Have Yusuke Urameshi pry open the trunk and dunk his head in the oil reservoir. His hair will soak up all the oil and he'll slick his hair back with it, leaving the car completely oil-free. Then, whack the car a couple of times with a large mallet, making sure to leave scuff marks on all the shiny parts. Take a cheap tube of passion pink lipstick and doodle all over the windows until you run out, then spray Easy Cheese on all the spots you missed. Finally, fly a bomber plane over the mess of a car and drop a 20-ton carton of live maggots onto the car, and it should break down. If not...um...kick it.
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Post by bonbon on Feb 9, 2006 11:23:38 GMT -5
Iwould stand on the car BABBU
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Post by Teisel Bonne on Feb 9, 2006 11:34:46 GMT -5
oooh, evil plot making, my speciality muhuhahahaaaa
i would tell him that he has won a free coupon for a trip to the junkyard, and cut his breaks, so when our freind drives into the junkyard, tries to stop, drives straight into the car crusher and CEERUNCH, no more mr car
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Post by Dashe on Feb 11, 2006 15:58:49 GMT -5
Just eat it. Stick the car between two slices of bread and chow down. It IS that easy.
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Post by Paragon on Feb 18, 2006 14:04:30 GMT -5
How to destroy the car? A bomb, coupled with breaking it down should suffice, with the most brute force possible.
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Post by Dashe on Feb 18, 2006 14:39:27 GMT -5
Or you can just drop a bunch of barbells out of a 787 from 10,000 feet in the air and hope they hit the car, and nobody who happens to be nearby.
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Shift
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Post by Shift on Feb 18, 2006 16:26:13 GMT -5
How to destroy the car, you ask?
Use yourmy telekenetic abilities to simply take it to another dimension. Whilst going through the process of moving through dimensions, the inanimate object would become animated, and develop thoughts on its own. Within this amount of time, the car would experience a great amount of pain, and torment, and so it'd destroy itself, without me having to exert any more force than I already have.
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Post by Rage on Feb 27, 2006 20:10:18 GMT -5
How would I destory a car? I'm going tell ye.
I would strap some C4 (plastic explosive) on the bottom of car, then pop all the tires with my sniper rifle, then the drive would lose control and fly off the mountain then the sit would eject from the car and blow the car up and while the drive is floating down to the ground with his parachute and I'll shoot it and he will fall into one of those stunt drive things and he will pee his pants : ;D
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Post by ravenf6 on May 15, 2006 20:12:57 GMT -5
oooh, evil plot making, my speciality muhuhahahaaaa i would tell him that he has won a free coupon for a trip to the junkyard, and cut his breaks, so when our freind drives into the junkyard, tries to stop, drives straight into the car crusher and CEERUNCH, no more mr car Tiesel, you cunning fiend. I salute your method of destruction. I don't know if anyone else still checks out this thread, this might be a little TOO evil and complicated, but... what I would do is sneak into the victim's house and set up a hidden camera in his living room. Then wait until the middle of the night, using a phoney message/sales pitch to distract him for a while, then I'd steal the poor sap's car then drive it onto some deserted railroad tracks, root it to the spot using chains and all sorts of things so that the car won't move at all, then I'd set up another hidden camera, wait for the next train, and then send the footage, via sattlelite. to the poor guys house as he's watching tv, at the same time, I'll be watching his reactions as he sees his poor car on the tracks like a lamb to the slaughter (of course, I'd be at the sight in a secret location) Then when the next train comes, BOOM!!! THe car gets smashed like nobody's business, the victim's anquish recorded for all time would be the icing on the cake, I laugh manically: Bwahahahahhahaha!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by kohdok on May 16, 2006 8:46:05 GMT -5
There's a special chemical that can cause a tire to lose its elasticity, crack, and give out upon holding a certain speed (About 50 MPH) for a certain time. Just fill his/her front tires with it. (Or whatever the drive wheels are.)
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Post by ravenf6 on May 16, 2006 21:12:53 GMT -5
There's a special chemical that can cause a tire to lose its elasticity, crack, and give out upon holding a certain speed (About 50 MPH) for a certain time. Just fill his/her front tires with it. (Or whatever the drive wheels are.) Or you could just fill the exhaust pipe with quick-drying cement. Then when the sap tries to start the car, all the exhaust will have nowhere to go and then kaboom!
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Post by Musashi on May 26, 2006 17:14:16 GMT -5
I would soak the car in a special oil that explodes on impact of water, and start doing a rain dance, and eventually, the rain god will be so inchanted with my dancing, he would fufil my wish of water and the car would explode and the remaining bits of the car would become candy. Once the candy is eaten, I would turn into a super guy named Bob. With my newly super form, I would kill the guy. Then---wait, this is only about the car right? *Sees the cops looking a the newly formed carcus, and then the glaring of them at the blood soaked me, and gets tackled and arrested*
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Post by ravenf6 on May 30, 2006 14:20:25 GMT -5
Grab a chainsaw and slice it into itty bitty little pieces.. ;D
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Post by Musashi on May 30, 2006 19:59:19 GMT -5
I think I'm gonna go with Dashe's eating theory.
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Post by ravenf6 on Jun 1, 2006 21:11:45 GMT -5
Hijack the Gescelshaft and nose dive the car from 2000 feet above ground level.
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