Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Dec 14, 2004 16:06:21 GMT -5
Uh, Eric. Are you gonna post anything besides sites with crash pictures on them?
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Dec 15, 2004 16:39:39 GMT -5
in response to the car destructions about me i say: I CAN'T DRIVE YET!!!! HAHAHA got ya there didn't I. and don't be cruel! A convertable? come on i could never afford one of those even if i could drive.
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Post by ZFGokuSSJ1 on Dec 15, 2004 17:45:18 GMT -5
I'd just blow the ****er away with an MP5.
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Post by Chiz on Dec 18, 2004 23:07:32 GMT -5
Uh, Eric. Are you gonna post anything besides sites with crash pictures on them? WHAT?? I can't just post pictures and *pretend* I contributed to the forum? That's SOOO no fair. But if you insist... I'll think of SOMETHING... But I can't guarantee I'll be good.
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 18, 2004 23:09:30 GMT -5
I think that your car crash pictures were fine, I don't know why paragon complained. I would destroy the car by hiring a team of ninja ace pilots to drop bombs and swords on the car, then BM1-3 and the assassin guild will finish off the car's owner
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Dec 18, 2004 23:23:38 GMT -5
I complained because all he was posting was sites with crash pictures and not posting any ideas, but the pictures are great.
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Post by ShadowPredator on Dec 19, 2004 4:12:32 GMT -5
I'd go Grand Theft Auto on them but with a twist! Steal the car they are in and push them into the passenger seat then drive to the sea then jump out of the car before you go into the water then pull out a gun and shoot the gas tank or even better shoot it witha rocket! ;D
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Dec 19, 2004 14:59:43 GMT -5
I'd become a one-celled blob-like organism and use my awesome powers of mitosis to anhilate the car and the entire planet.... but how I'd actually do that is beyond me.
...maybe use my mitosis powers to make so many copies of myself that I could eat the car and everything else on the planet..... #nosmileys
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Dec 19, 2004 15:02:55 GMT -5
I'd have been writing my fanfic in my book, and everything that happens around the beginning comes true except for anything bad (like bad for the world bad). I get my armor from the fanfic I'm writing and I'd slice-and-dice the car, then, I'd charge up a beam and obliterate the pieces and anything in the car that survived.
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Dec 19, 2004 15:10:35 GMT -5
Or....
I'd go all Mario Kart on your boo-tays and throw the infamous "Spiney Shell" while driving behind all of you people..... therefore knocking all of you off the road into a random bottomless pit of doom from which there is no escape. =D
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Post by Chiz on Dec 19, 2004 19:26:41 GMT -5
Okay... how would I destroy "the" car, whoever's car it may be...
Steal it, drive it up in front of a newly loaded up pop vending machine, tip the vending machine on to the car over and over, until I got tired, and then I'd start stabbing it with a screwdriver until it blew up.
Yeah...
Then I'd do the same thing to the rental car he takes out a couple days later.
Yeah...
Then I'd attack all his relatives' cars until they all got scared and they moved out of town.
Yeah...
You can see I haven't had much sleep recently.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 19, 2004 20:48:08 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Glorius, Glorius! BRG and EC, a match made in heaven, I'm sure... - speaking of having one's car destroyed, I'm going to have to watch my back for a little while...I would use a castor on it... or summon a gigantic mass of fabric and glowing red eyes that we know as the Grim Reaper, but which is really just a bogey man, in a high consumption form, and have him cut the car in half, then turn the people inside into... we'll I'd let him deal with them . Even though I'd be kissing any chance at ever having a normal girlfriend good bye forever... Oh the joy...
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Post by Chiz on Dec 20, 2004 10:17:16 GMT -5
Okay... My second submission... I'd slash the tires, drain the gas tank and fill it with Hot Sauce. REALLY Hot Sauce. Maybe this stuff... www.sweatnspice.com/hot-sauce/blairs-6am.phpThen I'd open the glove box and take everything in there... Then I'd take the rims (if they were nice) And then I'd torch the passenger side seat. And I'd make the car lock permanently once locked. I'd fix the radio to the 24/7 polka station, full blast, never to be turned off. Then to add insult to injury I'd put a Whoopie Cushion on the driver seat. But, I'm nice, I'll put some Barney toys in the back seat to keep him/her company. *starts maniacally laughing I really need some sleep now...
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Dec 20, 2004 13:10:10 GMT -5
Yes, sleep might not be a bad idea, I mean we all have nightmares about mutilated cars, but if I found that done to my car I'd have about three hours to sever your head from your body before I had to commit hari kari for not protecting my car... or avenging it fast enough.
Like I was saying, so many posts ago, it would entirely depend on who's car it was... Then again, after looking at that hot sauce, I might have to involve that in my evil plans hence forth, even though I highly doubt the car would be feeling it... actually with that stuff maybe it would.
I'll just go with a classic, water balloons filled with paint thrown over a freeway overpass...
*Don't try that at home*
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Post by JMC47 on Dec 20, 2004 13:12:41 GMT -5
who hasn't thrown water balloons at cars from a freeway overpass... I haven't
As you see, I have temporarily disquised my name, to get passed the police when I steal your car and drive it into alaska, where I will launch is into uranus. See, it will work.
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