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Post by thegoldenbird on Mar 6, 2011 14:33:03 GMT -5
Simpler than it seems. What are some of the weirdest life lessons you've learned?
Mine is, just like the topic, simple: never, NEVER, arm wrestle with a guy in a wheelchair. He will crush you.
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Post by Dashe on Mar 6, 2011 14:40:09 GMT -5
Always carry your Driver's License when you're about to drive, because whenever you leave it at home you're going to wind up getting pulled over, hitting someone, or both, without fail.
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Post by Qwertman on Mar 6, 2011 20:13:44 GMT -5
Dashe, you're a woman, you shouldn't be driving in the first place! Just kidding please don't hurt me
I once played air hockey with a blind guy... he won.
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Post by Dashe on Mar 6, 2011 20:51:30 GMT -5
Qwert is about to learn the most important life lesson of all...telling sexist jokes in a forum run by a chick at all is horrendous for your reputation. Now go make me a sammich, stat!
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Post by Qwertman on Mar 8, 2011 17:50:31 GMT -5
I happen to be in a deli right now. Here you go!
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Post by Loken on Mar 8, 2011 23:17:20 GMT -5
That's an impressive sammich. Which reminds me. Some of the best things in life are spontaneous ideas, like thinking 'going to lake would be fun' then immediately going to the lake, or 'Lets go eat 50 Chicken McNuggets each'. It's very satisfying to just think of something and do it. (BTW me and my friend Kale totally ate those nuggets in an hour.)
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Post by Dashe on Mar 8, 2011 23:53:49 GMT -5
I will treasure that sammich forever. :17:
Another good one: If you find yourself stuck with some kind of problem, sometimes the best answers come from someone who has no idea what you're even trying to do.
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Post by Balthazar on Mar 8, 2011 23:57:21 GMT -5
"All the worlds problems can be solved by tracking down the right longhaired prettyboy and kicking the shit out of him."
=D
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Post by Alora on Mar 9, 2011 0:06:20 GMT -5
That is one weird lesson.
One of the ones I bump in to daily are: Never take public transit and think you've seen it all, you haven't.
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Post by HF on Mar 14, 2011 10:25:09 GMT -5
"Always, always, carry a large number of writing tools, then carry backup copies of each."
A: You see, that way I will always have something to write with if one breaks. B: So what's the chance of them all breaking? A: I don't know, but it's definetly lower than having just one.
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Post by ravenf6 on Mar 14, 2011 11:52:13 GMT -5
Loken: Yeah, I something lang those lines- it was a day or two before I flew home from vacation in Nevada. Back then, I had family living near a hostess bakery outlet. My sister felt like going on a small binge and I was happy to help oblige- I spent a bit of my flight eating ding dongs and suzy qs while everyone else had to settle on peanuts. HF: Yes. You never know when those extra tools will come in handy. My addition to that: always have more than one pencil sharpener handy. My own lesson: Sometimes, that one thing your looking for will come when you don't expect it. I've found this out with solutions and a few odd situations...
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Post by blayze16 on Mar 18, 2011 10:35:55 GMT -5
Never drink with a drunkard's daughter. You'll get so intoxicated she's just getting tipsy.
If you're happy, expect the opposite of that later on. It can also happen vice-versa.
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Post by Mikéy on Mar 18, 2011 10:46:22 GMT -5
In competitive pokemon battles, always beware the critical hits. They're common, random, and will either screw you over or give you a hollow victory.
*bows to Pitch* :37:
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Post by Avegodro on Mar 21, 2011 19:58:17 GMT -5
No matter how good you are at certain games, one will always find themselves being beaten by a small child.
I've had experience on both ends of that spectrum.
I mean how in the heck does random button mashing work 99.9% for a small child?
Oh look you lost! Their laughing head off and your going "How in the heck?!?!"
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Post by doppeli on Apr 24, 2011 4:09:54 GMT -5
what ive learned these past weeks: never,ever laugh at other people's misery... (even if that person is the most evilest you have ever known, dont laugh) something serious **** will happen to you.
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