Post by Chron on Apr 24, 2011 10:47:38 GMT -5
#1: Something I've noticed in a lot of cartoons: If you want to live a long, happy life that isn't cut short by horrible disaster, do not join global peace keeping organizations like the UN, especially not if they're named something like "Earth Defense Force". There is a 100% you will be die horribly or sacrifice yourself pointlessly for people who actually know what they're doing.
#2: Never complain about your situation online. There is always someone worse off. For example, I was complaining about how debilitating a backache was to someone once, and discovered that they were a paraplegic, midget cyclops.
#3: Just because something is edible it doesn't mean you should eat it. Starch packing peanuts are a prime example. I know this.
#4: Do not anger plant enthusiasts, botanists, sentient plant life or monstrous entities that can control plant life; all such beings have elegant and untraceable means of killing you or giving you digestion problems that often do not end well. Guess which way I got to learn about firsthand?
#5: Do not ask a computer scientist or engineer how something works if you don't want to know how it works. Ask them how to use it.
#2: Never complain about your situation online. There is always someone worse off. For example, I was complaining about how debilitating a backache was to someone once, and discovered that they were a paraplegic, midget cyclops.
#3: Just because something is edible it doesn't mean you should eat it. Starch packing peanuts are a prime example. I know this.
#4: Do not anger plant enthusiasts, botanists, sentient plant life or monstrous entities that can control plant life; all such beings have elegant and untraceable means of killing you or giving you digestion problems that often do not end well. Guess which way I got to learn about firsthand?
#5: Do not ask a computer scientist or engineer how something works if you don't want to know how it works. Ask them how to use it.
