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Post by Dashe on Aug 25, 2005 12:52:45 GMT -5
*All the projectile weapons just bounce off the rubbery purple suit* Is that all you've got, kiddies? *Jumps around the area and starts singing*
The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town!!!
*The infernal racket breaks a few nearby windows and kills some random townspeople, and melts the cannon on Hayvel's tank, but otherwise the other combatants and their weapons of choice remain unscathed.*
Drat...I guess now I'll have to get out the big guns, huh? BARNEY BAG ATTACK!!!!
*A huge light begins to shine as Barney/Dashe begins to summon the infamous Barney Bag.*
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Post by Edwardo Rocket on Aug 25, 2005 13:32:15 GMT -5
*sits back on a bench and hurls his empty milkshake cup at Dashe*
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 25, 2005 14:21:38 GMT -5
Oh yeah? Well, take this!!! *Casts Bolt3 on the master sword lodged in Dashe/Barneys, using it as a lightning rod to get through the rubber suit and into the person inside*
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Paragon
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 25, 2005 15:33:04 GMT -5
*grabs Vergil's (DMC3) Yamato sword and gains his skills* Now I'll be able to slash incredibly fast! *starts slashing the rubber suit, ripping it to pieces and revealing an unharmed Dashe, other than a small cut on her cheek due to a mis-slash* Now, to make sure you never turn into anything similar to that freak again! (you can still transform!) *gets a mind-erase helmet and erases all of Dashe's kiddie show memories, but the shock from Hayvel's Master Sword short-circuits the helmet in the middle of the erasing process, causing it to erase everything kiddie but **shudders** Sesame Street*... Hayvel, you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!! Now she still has kiddie show memories, and I'm out of helmets!
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Post by Dashe on Aug 25, 2005 16:06:36 GMT -5
Weird...how'd I get to Terra...? And why is there a brightly-colored bag filled with random craft supplies next to me? And why can't I stop thinking about a large yellow bird and the world's most lovable and fuzzy blue monster, and a whole lot of weird puppets? *Shakes head and sighs* Somebody get me an aspirin, please!
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Post by Edwardo Rocket on Aug 27, 2005 12:39:56 GMT -5
*throws a bottle of aspirin to Dashe* There ya go. :3 Now for my attack.
*walks up to Paragon & punches him in the face*
Subtle, yet sophisticated.
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Post by Dashe on Aug 27, 2005 13:34:18 GMT -5
*Takes a couple of aspirin and walks into a nearby green house to go get some sleep. You can hear voices from inside...*
Child's voice: Mommy, this strange girl walked into the house and she fell asleep on the couch!
Mother's voice: No need to worry, sweetie, she's probably just Goldilocks or something.
Child's voice: But she's not even blonde!
Mother's voice: ...Then she must be a robber! Stand back!
*You hear some karate battle cries from inside, as well as a bunch of things breaking before Dashe finally flies out the window, knocking finalhazard and Paragon down, and finally crashing into the very soda machine she kicked earlier. Apparently, the beatings haven't interrupted her sleep at all.*
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Post by Edwardo Rocket on Aug 27, 2005 17:56:36 GMT -5
*knocked down, he gets back up and takes a soda from the machine since it broke open*
Heh. Sodie. :3
*sits on a bench with his pal Greed and throws plushies of the Seven Sins at Dashe*
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Paragon
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 29, 2005 18:39:02 GMT -5
*gets up* Bahamut! Destroy the Barcon out in the ocean! *Bahamut acknowledges order* And I plan to bring in help from another world next post!
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 30, 2005 4:58:16 GMT -5
*summons Barrelzilla* Now go, and destroy Bahamut!
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Post by Dashe on Aug 30, 2005 22:20:13 GMT -5
*Wakes up* Yay! Plushies! *Hugs the plushies until they explode*
Okay, now that that's out of my system...I think I'll go look for another soda machine, since this one next to me is suddenly sold out...*Casually walks into the downtown area*
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Paragon
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 31, 2005 14:52:49 GMT -5
Cancel that order, Hayvel! It's against the rules to summon and order in the same post. *grabs a cherry soda and tosses it to Dashe* And for the help, I'll call the Vaygr! *gets on walkie-talkie and tells Makaan to come to Terra and specifically bombard the other members in Uptown*
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Post by Dashe on Aug 31, 2005 15:54:27 GMT -5
Thanks for the soda, Paragon! As an expression of my gratitude, I'll help you ravage Uptown and bombard the others in the Fokkerwolf! *Looks around Downtown* Darn it, I can't seem to find it...it can't be TOO far, since someone managed to hijack Bruno and all...
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Paragon
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 31, 2005 17:55:50 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'll tell Makaan to give you your very own Battlecruiser. Or, you can take one of their Lance fighters (the Vaygr) and start cutting into the town, vaporizing or severely injuring the other members with the Lance beam.
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Post by Dashe on Aug 31, 2005 22:04:57 GMT -5
;)Don't worry about it--I just found the Fokkerwolf in one of those mysterious trash cans in Apple Market! *Jumps inside and takes off, smashing the skylights and tearing the banners of the shopping arcade* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *Flies all over the place, shooting homing missiles and raining bullets all over Uptown* TAKE THAT IRA!!! YOU'RE STUPID AND YOU HAVE A STUPID ACCENT!!! *Sticks her cherry coke into the drink holder on the arm of the pilot's seat and blasts up into the sky. The Fokkerwolf dives and stops in the air, shooting bullets out of its wings onto the Kattelox Hospital, which explodes.* YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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