|
Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 1, 2005 5:10:16 GMT -5
Okay, NOW I can tell Barrelzilla what to do. And I want it to destroy the Fokkerwolf!! *Barrelzilla goes off to do so*
|
|
Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
|
Post by Paragon on Sept 1, 2005 16:49:38 GMT -5
*Vaygr finally arrive, with 5 Battlecruisers up in the sky beginning to fire their Trinity cannons and fusion missiles at Barrelzilla and the other members (except Dashe)* Ha ha ha! Try and stop this without a summoning!
|
|
|
Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 1, 2005 17:29:02 GMT -5
If you say so. *hacks into Elysium's systems using a computer, and programs it to crash into the battlecruisers*
|
|
|
Post by Dashe on Sept 2, 2005 11:39:57 GMT -5
Dashe: *Dive-bombs Ira's flaming corpse and shoots at it again and again and again* Hm? *Glances over the city walls, toward City Hall* Oh crap! Amelia the robotic mayor's got this huge robot, and if we all just sit here like morons, it'll stomp into Uptown and crush EVERYONE! Amelia: YOU IGNORANT FOOLS WILL PAY FOR DESTROYING MY CITY! FEAR MY WRATH!!! Dashe: *Sips cherry soda again* We need to get to City Hall before Amelia destroys all the soda machines! *Blasts off in the direction of City Hall, firing bullets and missiles along the way.*
|
|
|
Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 2, 2005 14:03:38 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Dashe, also along the way, the Fokkerwolf is destroyed by Barrelzilla, since she apparently didn't notice or didn't care that I had sent it after her. Also, so she doesn't turn into a giant Elmo or something now that Dashe has spilled her soda again, I bought a new one to for her. *Gives Dashe a cherry soda* Besides, that giant robot is only destroying uptown. There's other soda machines outside of uptown too.
|
|
Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
|
Post by Paragon on Sept 2, 2005 16:37:02 GMT -5
*catches Dashe* Hmm... If you found the Fokkerwolf in a trash can, that means I might... *opens random trash can and finds Sparda's force edge there* *grabs it* Heh, heh, heh. Huh? *sword begins to glow and become absorbed into my body* What's going on here? *starts to transform into a demon, but doesn't. Instead, there's a huge explosion and I end up in black armor with thin, stealth fighter-like engines and Overboost. I drop to the ground, dropping Dashe as well* New rules:
Random actions: You can do any of these as long as it does not result in: attacking, defending, dodging, or transforming or summoning. Random actions are like throwing Dashe a cherry soda. You can only give one command to a summon immediately after you call it in, and that can only be a random action.
Transformation effects: If a transformation results in an explosion, it is up to the other members whether they are affected or not, and does not count against their blocking for the day. However, at least one member on the battlefield must be negatively affected.
|
|
|
Post by Dashe on Sept 2, 2005 17:56:09 GMT -5
Thanks, Hayv...*Paragon drops me on the ground* Ow! What th... *I get cut off from the transformation's explosion and instantly find myself airborne, then splatter against that random cliff the boat shop is on in a rather cartoonish manner. Miraculously, the soda is still intact, so I drink the soda*
Dashe: Glug, glug...
Narrator: You feel refreshed!
*The soda heals all the damage I took from the explosions and whatnot.* Hmmm...where'd that crazy voice come from? What if...I certainly hope it isn't IRA, BACK FROM THE DEAD... *Runs over to the smoldering ruins of the hospital and finds what's left of Ira's corpse in what was once Room 302, then kicks it* Nope, still dead. ;D
|
|
Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
|
Post by Paragon on Sept 2, 2005 18:47:56 GMT -5
*breathing heavily* Why did that happen? *looks in a piece of a hospital bathroom mirror* Cool armor! Sorry Dashe! I'll let everyone else alone for now. *notices Elysium getting dangerously close to Terra* Holy crud! *grabs gun that came with armor and shoots Elysium, causing it to explode*
|
|
|
Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 3, 2005 8:59:11 GMT -5
Wait... Weren't Megaman, Yuna, Sera, and Matilda still on Elysium?
|
|
Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
|
Post by Paragon on Sept 3, 2005 12:34:49 GMT -5
Well, I told Bahamut to destroy the Barcon, so no. I just destroyed an empty space station full of deactivated Reaverbots. *sound on walkie-talkie*
Makaan: You think you can just take my ships and almost have them hit by a space station!? This alliance is over!
*battlecruisers begin to fire at everyone*
I'll let you guys handle this.
|
|
|
Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 3, 2005 13:40:46 GMT -5
Ah. Wait... what's a barcon? Ah well, better take care of those ships. *Fires a black hole generator at the battle cruisers*
|
|
Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
|
Post by Paragon on Sept 5, 2005 19:56:04 GMT -5
*holds on tight to a light post* Come on! They'll just send more. YOu'll need to draw out their production ships.
|
|
|
Post by Dashe on Sept 6, 2005 21:23:52 GMT -5
*Hides inside the YAG building to evade the black hole and learn some computer programming. However, since the door does not open, she spends the next forty-five minutes trying to pry it open. Afterwards, the girl who always stands next to the building and was strangely unaffected by the vortex, walks up to her.*
Girl in the yellow jumpsuit with the headband: You know, that isn't really a door. It's just a picture of a door painted on that big block, which isn't really a building at all.
Dashe: Oh well. At least holding onto that thing kept me from flying into oblivion. Do you know what the heck those crazy guys over there are trying to do? *Points to Paragon and Hayvel, who are arguing about SOMETHING...*
GITYJWTH: *Glances over at Paragon and Hayvel, then walks away, VERY afraid*
|
|
|
Post by Edwardo Rocket on Sept 7, 2005 21:14:07 GMT -5
*dumps Pitch Black II down Dashe's throat* GOTTA LOVE THAT SOUR GRAPE FLAVOR FROM MD :3
|
|
|
Post by Dashe on Sept 9, 2005 22:33:28 GMT -5
*After Finalhazard's attack, my face puckers up so much that I start to implode, leaving an inescapable black void in my wake which will transport everyone else to another realm in my next post!*
|
|