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Post by Dashe on Aug 23, 2005 10:18:59 GMT -5
*Casually sips a cherry coke and watches the carnage*
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Post by feldinaut on Aug 23, 2005 10:55:31 GMT -5
*summons Gramps to do her bidding*
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 23, 2005 13:57:48 GMT -5
My Servbots!
*Uses a crispy Servbot as a mallet*
Yeargh!
Servbot: NO!
*Swings at Paragon*
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 24, 2005 7:50:05 GMT -5
*Jumps backwards, and behind Dashe, holding a sword to her neck*
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 24, 2005 8:42:33 GMT -5
*Starts hitting Dashe with the Servbot.*
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Post by feldinaut on Aug 24, 2005 12:25:47 GMT -5
*commands Gramps to fetch her some tea*
OH HO HO HO! I am so evil!
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Post by Dashe on Aug 24, 2005 15:10:44 GMT -5
Hey, you guys spilled my cherry coke! Now you'll pay!!!
*Yanks the servbot out of Servbot42's hands and tosses it high into the sky. It lands in Feldinaut's cup of tea, which gives Gramps a heart attack. He collapses onto the ground in pain and agony, which distracts Paragon long enough for Dashe to casually slip away toward the soda machine once again. She inserts two quarters and pushes the "Cherry Coke" button. A message which reads "Sorry, sold out" flashes onto the LCD above the buttons*
DANG YOU ALL!!!! NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!!!! *Begins to transform into something rather intimidating and deadly-looking*
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 24, 2005 17:16:07 GMT -5
Well, that's not very good. *attacks Dashe with Master Sword*
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 24, 2005 17:34:29 GMT -5
*puts Bahamut's fayth souls into Thanatos' crest and summons a Bahamut with Thanatos' head and the armor things on his shoulder* I plan to move the battlefield in the next post. So be wary!
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Post by Edwardo Rocket on Aug 24, 2005 17:44:57 GMT -5
*walks in, drinking a milkshake and humming The Jedi Song*
Huh? A free-for-all? This I gotta see. *sits back and watches the chaos*
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
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Post by Paragon on Aug 24, 2005 21:28:00 GMT -5
*makes Bahamut perform Perfect Mega Flare, causing a portal to open and suck everyone into...Terra! (MML)*
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Post by Dashe on Aug 24, 2005 23:12:29 GMT -5
*Is now a fifteen-foot-tall, ultra-scary Barney the Dinosaur and has Hayvel the Great's Master Sword sticking out of her back...apparently it got sucked into the vile foam-rubber dinosaur costume.*
Huh? Where am I, kiddies? *Spots a Kattelox Island-esque soda machine three feet away* Oh boy! Soda! *Puts a dollar into the machine. The dollar spits right back out, as the machine is from Terra and only takes Zenny* What the heck? Stupid machine! *Kicks the machine and gets a free drink* Hey, I got a free soda! That's super-dee-duper!
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 25, 2005 8:09:59 GMT -5
Okay, time to get the big guns. DIE YOU UNHOLY ABOMINATION!!! *gets random tank and fires repeatedly at Dashe*
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Aug 25, 2005 10:32:11 GMT -5
I will join you in defeating this girl turned purple freak! Bahamut! Attack! Show her your newfound perfection!
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 25, 2005 12:05:59 GMT -5
*Comes back in Bruno*
I'll help!
*Fires huge lasers, launches missiles, and has all the turrets on Bruno's shoulder open fire.*
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