Post by Loken on Dec 16, 2010 5:50:22 GMT -5
Phil & Roy's big break.
Phillip: Yo, Ron, you there man?
Roy: *Mumble, mumble.*
Phillip: Roy if you don't answer me I'm going to crawl back outta' here.
Roy: Yeah, Phil I'm here, I just answered the door for the takeout guy.
Phillip: You better stay focused, or you're gonna' get me killed.
Roy: Dude you're a pro, you got this!
Phillip: Are you sure this tunnel even goes to a ruin?
Roy: Yeah, this kid said it was legit.
Phillip: You're joking right?
Roy: Well, his dad said it was too.
Phillip: Oh geez dude shut up, I see a light ahead.
Roy: Oh yeah, that's the ruin!
Phillip: I know...oh man it's darker than I thought it would be down here. *turns on helmet light*
Roy: You want to go left, but watch out, there's two revers around the corner.
Phillip: *He peeks around corner* It's just two fat one's.
Roy: alright, take care of em' Philly-boy.
Phillip: *He jumps around corner, and shoots 6 six shots with his buster, taking the zakobon out.* Alright, some zenny!
Roy: How much?
Phillip: Not alot, maybe we'll get enough this time to get me some decent armor or buster parts.
Roy: No, if I can't buy new radio equipment, you can't get armor. Like you said, we got debt to pay. Take a left.
Phillip: *He turns left* yeah, you're right, BUT THERE'S A CHEST IN THE CORNER!
Roy: Be careful it could be a trap one.
Phillip: *He opens the chest* I don't know what it is. Some busted up metal.
Roy: Hey, we can't just sell heaps of metal, leave it. Turn left, three small revers.
Phillip: *He turns the corner to see three floating reverbots in his face* WHAAA! *He falls backwards shooting.*
Roy: PHIL YOU ALRIGHT!? PHIL!
Phillip: Woo. *he whips sweat from his brow* It was three floating exploding ones!
Roy: You're good?
Phillip: Yeah I'm good. *breathing heavily* Hey, Roy there's a-
Roy: Phil! Do you see a door? There should be a door.
Phillip: YES, Roy I see the door. *He opens door. wwshank.* DUDE IT'S A REFRACTOR!
Roy: YES! I KNEW MY SHORT CUT WOULD WORK! HAHAHA!
Phillip: It's blue and shiny, and it's sure to be worth enough to pay off the car and my arm!
Roy: Finally, we made some profit, and just in time, those loan sharks have been calling all week!
Phillip:*He touches the refractor.* Oh god man, we can fit this back through the hole.
Roy: Oh well the long way is worth this! Hurry up and snag it!
Phillip:*He slowly picks up refractor.*
Roy: OH RUN, BIG BLIP, BIG BLIP! RUN!
Phillip: *He starts running back* Give me directions! *A hanmuru doll breaks through the wall*
Roy: Just stay to the right!
Phillip: *He takes 3 rights* THIS THINGS GONNA' CRUSH ME!
Roy: Go straight then left! There's gonna' be a reverbot, run past it!
Phillip:*He takes the left, still with the doll hot on his heels, he's almost falling with every step.*
*He sees a guruguru and leaps over it. The charging reverbot is crushed by the hanmuru doll.*
Ron: Take two rights, there are a bunch of little blips, probably the floating ones!
Phillip: *He takes the rights and fires his buster as fast as he can, shooting down nearly a dozen foo-roo's, with the raging giant in tow.*
Roy: Take a left and run through the door, he shouldn't be able to follow you!
Phillip: *He runs through the door and collapses on the ground, with the great thud of the hanmuru doll smashing into the door.*
Roy: Phil man! You there!? You made it, that's the elevator!
Phillip: Sweeet. *He coughs heavily and blacks out*
Roy: Wake up sleepy Phil!
Phillip: Huh.. wha?
Roy: You passed out in the ruin, I went down the elevator and carried you back to the car. You're in the hospital bro, you made it!
Phillip: *He rises out of the bed, forehead wrapped in bandages, hair matted with dirt, still in his digging jeans and jacket.* Let's go sell that refractor!*
Roy: Is he good to go Doc?
Doctor: Well he should be ok now, it's been about twelve hours, you might need to help him walk, but he should be fine to go to the market for a bit.
Roy: What do we owe you?
Doctor: I'll cover it boy's, just go sell that thing and come back and tell me how much it fetched!
Phillip: Yes sir! *He and Roy leave for the market.*
Phillip: Hello sir, how much is this worth? *he raises the refractor over the counter*
Junkman: Oh boy! Hand it here fellas', let me take a look! *gets out a magnifying glass, and inspects it.*
Roy: Hurry up man, is it worth a fortune!
Junkman: Nope it's fake!
Phillip and Roy: WHAT!
Roy: They're gonna' take away my car!
Phillip: Your car!? They're gonna' take my ARM!
Junkman: Hold on boy's, did it trigger a trap when ya' lifted it?
Phillip: YES, AND ALL FOR NOTHING!
Junkman: Oh no, no, my boy's. It might be a fake, but it works as a decoy! Any digger could use this to avoid those traps in the ruins!
Roy: Will you buy it!?
Junkman: Yea, I will.
Phillip: Please sir, we really need this! For how much!?
Junkman: For no less than ten thousand zenny!
Phillip: Thank you so much sir! *shaking his hand violently*
Roy: Looks like I get that radio now, and you get your armor Phil!
By Ryan "Loken" Carter
Phillip: Yo, Ron, you there man?
Roy: *Mumble, mumble.*
Phillip: Roy if you don't answer me I'm going to crawl back outta' here.
Roy: Yeah, Phil I'm here, I just answered the door for the takeout guy.
Phillip: You better stay focused, or you're gonna' get me killed.
Roy: Dude you're a pro, you got this!
Phillip: Are you sure this tunnel even goes to a ruin?
Roy: Yeah, this kid said it was legit.
Phillip: You're joking right?
Roy: Well, his dad said it was too.
Phillip: Oh geez dude shut up, I see a light ahead.
Roy: Oh yeah, that's the ruin!
Phillip: I know...oh man it's darker than I thought it would be down here. *turns on helmet light*
Roy: You want to go left, but watch out, there's two revers around the corner.
Phillip: *He peeks around corner* It's just two fat one's.
Roy: alright, take care of em' Philly-boy.
Phillip: *He jumps around corner, and shoots 6 six shots with his buster, taking the zakobon out.* Alright, some zenny!
Roy: How much?
Phillip: Not alot, maybe we'll get enough this time to get me some decent armor or buster parts.
Roy: No, if I can't buy new radio equipment, you can't get armor. Like you said, we got debt to pay. Take a left.
Phillip: *He turns left* yeah, you're right, BUT THERE'S A CHEST IN THE CORNER!
Roy: Be careful it could be a trap one.
Phillip: *He opens the chest* I don't know what it is. Some busted up metal.
Roy: Hey, we can't just sell heaps of metal, leave it. Turn left, three small revers.
Phillip: *He turns the corner to see three floating reverbots in his face* WHAAA! *He falls backwards shooting.*
Roy: PHIL YOU ALRIGHT!? PHIL!
Phillip: Woo. *he whips sweat from his brow* It was three floating exploding ones!
Roy: You're good?
Phillip: Yeah I'm good. *breathing heavily* Hey, Roy there's a-
Roy: Phil! Do you see a door? There should be a door.
Phillip: YES, Roy I see the door. *He opens door. wwshank.* DUDE IT'S A REFRACTOR!
Roy: YES! I KNEW MY SHORT CUT WOULD WORK! HAHAHA!
Phillip: It's blue and shiny, and it's sure to be worth enough to pay off the car and my arm!
Roy: Finally, we made some profit, and just in time, those loan sharks have been calling all week!
Phillip:*He touches the refractor.* Oh god man, we can fit this back through the hole.
Roy: Oh well the long way is worth this! Hurry up and snag it!
Phillip:*He slowly picks up refractor.*
Roy: OH RUN, BIG BLIP, BIG BLIP! RUN!
Phillip: *He starts running back* Give me directions! *A hanmuru doll breaks through the wall*
Roy: Just stay to the right!
Phillip: *He takes 3 rights* THIS THINGS GONNA' CRUSH ME!
Roy: Go straight then left! There's gonna' be a reverbot, run past it!
Phillip:*He takes the left, still with the doll hot on his heels, he's almost falling with every step.*
*He sees a guruguru and leaps over it. The charging reverbot is crushed by the hanmuru doll.*
Ron: Take two rights, there are a bunch of little blips, probably the floating ones!
Phillip: *He takes the rights and fires his buster as fast as he can, shooting down nearly a dozen foo-roo's, with the raging giant in tow.*
Roy: Take a left and run through the door, he shouldn't be able to follow you!
Phillip: *He runs through the door and collapses on the ground, with the great thud of the hanmuru doll smashing into the door.*
Roy: Phil man! You there!? You made it, that's the elevator!
Phillip: Sweeet. *He coughs heavily and blacks out*
Roy: Wake up sleepy Phil!
Phillip: Huh.. wha?
Roy: You passed out in the ruin, I went down the elevator and carried you back to the car. You're in the hospital bro, you made it!
Phillip: *He rises out of the bed, forehead wrapped in bandages, hair matted with dirt, still in his digging jeans and jacket.* Let's go sell that refractor!*
Roy: Is he good to go Doc?
Doctor: Well he should be ok now, it's been about twelve hours, you might need to help him walk, but he should be fine to go to the market for a bit.
Roy: What do we owe you?
Doctor: I'll cover it boy's, just go sell that thing and come back and tell me how much it fetched!
Phillip: Yes sir! *He and Roy leave for the market.*
Phillip: Hello sir, how much is this worth? *he raises the refractor over the counter*
Junkman: Oh boy! Hand it here fellas', let me take a look! *gets out a magnifying glass, and inspects it.*
Roy: Hurry up man, is it worth a fortune!
Junkman: Nope it's fake!
Phillip and Roy: WHAT!
Roy: They're gonna' take away my car!
Phillip: Your car!? They're gonna' take my ARM!
Junkman: Hold on boy's, did it trigger a trap when ya' lifted it?
Phillip: YES, AND ALL FOR NOTHING!
Junkman: Oh no, no, my boy's. It might be a fake, but it works as a decoy! Any digger could use this to avoid those traps in the ruins!
Roy: Will you buy it!?
Junkman: Yea, I will.
Phillip: Please sir, we really need this! For how much!?
Junkman: For no less than ten thousand zenny!
Phillip: Thank you so much sir! *shaking his hand violently*
Roy: Looks like I get that radio now, and you get your armor Phil!
By Ryan "Loken" Carter