IT IS VALENTINES.

[Fire Griffin]

Am I risking trouble for making another thread? Yes, but it's for a holiday cause:

HAPPY VALENTINES.

Because I completely forgot. Post all VALENTINES related things here. If you have a gun, it needs to be heart-shaped and red, white or pink and shoot hearts. Gummi ones, preferably. If you have a car, it also needs to be white, pink, or red and with a love motif. If you want to have wings, you also need a crappy-looking bow and arrow and a diaper. You get the idea.

Oh yeah. All posts must have a heart in it somehow. Anyhow!

♥ Hearts! ♥

[Staulmaster]

ugh, don't remind me.♥

I stole your heart FG lol

[pitch]

Sarah and I broke up about a week and a half ago. So lonely.. ♥

Yeah, all my love this Valentine's Day I guess goes out to all of you. Happy Valentine's, everyone! ♥ !

[Santa Melty]

Ah, Valentines Day. Wonderful day, that. Especially for us hunks whom the ladies can’t seem to get enough of. Some might think it a gift to possess such magnificent coolness, but you’d be surprised at how well lawyers live at around this time of the year. How easily they assumed that someone like me had to ASK that girl to leap out that third-story window after me. They were clearly too blinded by my presence to even notice its influence. Poor old saps.

Sure, what if I did have a helicopter right there? It means nothing. That was the small one anyway; it never would have caught two people. Even if I bothered to try. I know my rights, darn it. I was perfectly within them to do nothing about it, as well as landing on the body afterwards.

Heck, she was already too far gone to help, and I didn’t want to step in the mud. No point in wasting two good pairs of shoes that day. And if they really want a motive, why not ask that guy who owed her money? I bet he...

Oh... That was me, right?



... Where was I?

Ah, yes. Happy Valentines Day. Sure, I’m staying home today, but that’s only because I’m watching my weight. Especially when I’m expected to pay for the meals. Thankfully, I’m about to come out of some debt due to the unfortunate loss of some kid I owed a lot of money to. Wonderfully convenient timing that I had no hand in orchestrating. You can mark my wallet on that.

I might think of posting something serious. Maybe. *sniffs rose*




To Pitch, perhaps. Sorry to hear about Sarah. I can’t say that I can relate, but I hope you feel better soon.



And I’ll take the diaper/archery set combo, but you can’t force any of those lovey-dovey hearts on me for any number of precious gems. Some of us have our dignity to think about. *scoffs*

*pulls up diaper*

[Shift]

Oh mltmlt22, you dog you. In fact, you're such a dog, you attract all the cats. And once I make sense of that tangled bunch of video game controller cords, I'll get back to you.

Sorry about that Pitch. Unfortunately, I too have had something similar before, being broken up with near a holiday of some sort. Don't worry too much about it, you'll be fine.

I suppose Valentine's day isn't all too bad, as it's yet another day I get to celebrate being with my fiance, but it really is no different than any other day. However, I did get to eat a slice of "Tres Leche cake" so that was exciting.

Well, at any rate, I wish you all a Happy Valentine's day, and hope that you all have happier ones to come in the near future.

_{I find eating cake exciting... goodness...}

[GSG]

Oh my Gwahd, 'tis true!

*Runs around singing "Stranded At The Drive-In"*

I'm no good at holi-daze like this. When it comes to birthdays and Xmas, I just assign a day to go out shopping with everyone and then we choose and buy each other presents. It's time consuming, but at least that way we can spend quality time together, and no one gets disappointed on the day of the unwrapment.

But you can't really do that on Valentine's Day, can you? It's not right. So yeah. He got me earrings, I got him...an Akira DVD. That's about as romantic GSG gets. ^_^;