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Post by Adrian2040 on Jun 25, 2013 22:44:34 GMT -5
The battle to end the war is just starting, since this thread doesn't actually cap at 100 pages. We can do one every 100 pages for as long as we'd like. Here, have a boot to the head! I see. Shall I make my move in the traditional way, or in the old fashion way for old time's sake?
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Post by Dashe on Jun 26, 2013 7:27:25 GMT -5
The battle to end the war is just starting, since this thread doesn't actually cap at 100 pages. We can do one every 100 pages for as long as we'd like. Here, have a boot to the head! I see. Shall I make my move in the traditional way, or in the old fashion way for old time's sake? *Shoots you in the face with a cannon* That answer your question? War ends when someone decides to die or everyone gets bored. Just like it did when you were a kid.
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Post by Mikéy on Jun 26, 2013 10:28:16 GMT -5
From what I recall, it had something to do with pronouncing a couple "man and man" or "wife and wife". Dashe got to be the one with the "power bestowed in her". Battle over that. War ends when someone decides to die or everyone gets bored. Hah. Hah. Hah. At least there's room to be lax around it around here. I'll get the Medieval Mace that I keep under my desk.
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Sybillian
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Post by Sybillian on Jun 26, 2013 10:54:13 GMT -5
Finally, a use for that longbow I bought a while back. To waaaaar!
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Post by Kyle on Jun 26, 2013 11:00:33 GMT -5
Ohohoho! There's a war taking place?! Hold on guys, I just need to prepare my missile silos. Who wants the first ICBM?
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Post by RyanLEO on Jun 26, 2013 12:17:58 GMT -5
Ok well have a war then. Mordekaiser and samurai Jack are on my side
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Post by Sybillian on Jun 26, 2013 14:09:38 GMT -5
I have dibs on Deadpool, simply because he is one of the most badass guys ever.
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Post by SketchMan3 on Jun 26, 2013 14:39:51 GMT -5
My trusty lead-core boken shall tear mine enemies (and friends) asunder!
*Has at thee!*
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Post by Dashe on Jun 26, 2013 14:40:37 GMT -5
I call dibs on Barney Stinson and Ron Swanson.
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Post by RyanLEO on Jun 26, 2013 15:52:06 GMT -5
Good good, keep sending the victims
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Post by Mr. Foetus on Jun 26, 2013 20:41:02 GMT -5
*Brandishes air sword, flourishing like a mighty knight of olden times*
*To some it would appear that he were flailing about aimlessly like an insane person fighting an invisible swarm of bear dragons, but in reality his flails were deadly strikes against various air molecules and dust parricles in the surrounding him and/or kind of nearby. It could have been genocide*
*The battle would be his. For with his trusty air sword, no man could stand in his way probably*
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Post by Dashe on Jun 26, 2013 22:01:04 GMT -5
*Drops a man on Mr. Foetus. It doesn't seem to be anybody particularly noteworthy.*
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Post by Fatman X. Jones on Jun 27, 2013 11:05:21 GMT -5
Am I going to have to pull a Celestial Being and force you guys to end your silly little war? I think I am. Here's just a sample of the type of firepower I have on hand to do it with: It costs five hundred million Zenny and shuts down power in half the islands in the Western Arm of Terra, but it's worth it. I will end this war if I have to.
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Post by RyanLEO on Jun 27, 2013 11:22:44 GMT -5
Watch out, Adrian, you're about to walk into my land mine collection. Take two steps to the right to avoid it. Pff landmines, I'll just have to equip my scrambler pro
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Post by Kyle on Jun 27, 2013 12:31:39 GMT -5
If Fatman gets a goddamn satellite, then I'm taking Metal Gear REX. The best Metal Gear.
Anybody feel like taking on this nuclear-equipped walking death mobile?
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