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Post by Kyle on May 21, 2013 2:41:10 GMT -5
Jeez. You didn't get the memo, either?
Okay, then. There should be a shady back alley about five clicks from where you live, Sketch. Go inside it, and proceed to whistle the "Flutter vs Gesellschaft" theme. A group of men will then beat you over the head, blindfold you, and take you on a fourteen hour plane ride. When you come to, you'll be where it takes place.
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Post by Sybillian on May 21, 2013 13:16:37 GMT -5
Okay, so where do I go to get my plane ride?
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Post by Dashe on May 21, 2013 14:14:21 GMT -5
That's the beauty of it, Pen. You don't have to worry about airfare or airports or anything. Just find the dark alleyway, whistle Flutter vs. Gesellschaft, and wait for our guys to show up and knock you out. You'll wake up at the barbecue. Either that or you'll get hit by the wrong guys and you'll be missing a kidney.
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Post by Kyle on May 21, 2013 14:14:38 GMT -5
Sorry, but that's classified. Don't worry about paying for your ticket, though. We'll just harvest any non-vital organs from your unconscious body, and sell 'em on the black market.
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Post by Dashe on May 21, 2013 14:17:17 GMT -5
Shhh! They're not supposed to know the organ harvesting's something that always happens on these flights! Let 'em think it's an arguably honest mistake when it happens.
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Post by Kyle on May 21, 2013 14:22:50 GMT -5
Oh fie! You're right. My mistake. I, uh, I got the MMLS flights mixed up with the Amsterdam flights.
...Just make sure Mr. Ninja is on stand-by. We're going to need him on that plane.
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Post by Sybillian on May 21, 2013 14:52:49 GMT -5
You'll have to be more clear; I live in Illinois. Which dark alley?
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Post by Dashe on May 21, 2013 14:57:11 GMT -5
Five clicks from your house. Trust us, it's like that third star from the right and straight on till morning thing. Wendy, John, and Michael totally made it to Neverland on vague directions.
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Post by Sybillian on May 21, 2013 15:01:57 GMT -5
Wait, it's both five clicks from my house and five clicks from Sketch's? Is it the same alley? Is Sketch my brother???
(*Dramatic music*)
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Post by Kyle on May 21, 2013 15:02:29 GMT -5
On a totally 'unrelated' note, Dashe. How would you feel about stocking some of our guys with shillelaghs? They're pretty pimping, and serve their purpose well.
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Post by Dashe on May 21, 2013 15:09:09 GMT -5
Sure. I'll make sure to have some available at the corner store next chance I get.
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Post by Sybillian on May 21, 2013 15:12:53 GMT -5
Eh, I'll always be a fan of good old-fashioned sledgehammers. Sure, fatalities are possible, but your target is NEVER left conscious!
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Post by Kyle on May 21, 2013 15:21:01 GMT -5
Clearly, you've never been hit by a shillelagh before. They've named an anti-tank missile after the damn thing.
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Post by Dashe on May 21, 2013 15:21:17 GMT -5
Ah, a fellow hammer fan? I've been wielding this banhammer for the better part of the last six or so years. It's a Wheeban. I swear by that brand. They're number one in quality and durability.
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Post by Sybillian on May 21, 2013 15:26:23 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sure some sort of military weapon has been named after a hammer at some point or the other.
And Dashe, aren't those more akin to your run-of-the-mill hammer, though?
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