The Random Talk About Nothing Thread

[Dash]

*Pleads the 5th*

[UNIT 0918]

^Doesn't plead the 5th.

Oh, wrong thread...

[Shift]

My word, this sure is a poor attempt at randomness. I think it would be more fitting for Dashe to change the title to like... I don't know, off the top of my head, "Dashe's Poor Attempt at Randomness" or something. Just a suggestion.

...wait...

[Dashe]

...tiaw...

Noitseggus a tsuj. Gnihtemos ro "Ssenmodnar ta Tpmetta Roop S'ehsad," daeh ym fo pot eht ffo, wonk t'nod I... ekil ot eltit eht egnahc ot Ehsad rof gnittif erom eb dluow ti kniht I. Ssenmodnar ta tpmetta roop a si erus siht, drow ym.

[Dash]

Wow Dashe, you must've been really bored. I shake my head in disappointment at you... *Shakes his head*

[Fire Griffin]

Roop looks like poop.

TEE HEE!

[Shift]

Hysterical.

" 'Know' spelled backwards is 'wonk'."

- Dashe

[Star General]

you guys, are soo...sooo....sooooooooooooooooooo.... sad....at being randombologna, I will teach you how to be random, I am (boxy) the master of randomness! at least thats what my friends (WONK)say. hehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehplarg!
no seriousyl though, Dashe, you're too serious of a person to be random like me.

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WONK! HONK! WE NEED TO MAKE A retarded verison of DasheQWEHPFHQWPOFHQWPFHQPFHQWPFHQOPWFP!!!!SEPFawj[}J
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^3NPE GHA NWL;wonkwonkwonkwonkwonkwonkgodilovethatword..........wonk.......................
{Truncated by EC - Was originally a long stream of periods}
..................ifitsis12:00onasundayandtwocarsaredrivingtowardseachother
onecarat59mphandtheotherat67mphhowlongwillittaketheevilclownto
diffusethebomb?

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Em. El.T. that last post was quite innapropriet.
(btw the spamming is a feeble attempt at getting eveyones attention, i just hope it doenst get me banned but knowing dashe who knows what might happen, i mean if she banns me what will i do with my life, i wont be able to bug her or melty ever again, i mean id just have to go back to playing halo or something less entertaining than spamming a forum, i mean look at my avatar its a little servbots head, but its also a poorly drawn tank, and if your name is dashe and your reading this i just want you to know that melty has a huge crush on you dont tell im soory if this post ahs offended you in any way, if your name is general rage, and your reading this, make me a cake with extra bannanas and if your name is pitch fetch me my ferrari....anyone reading this post this far down has no doubt too much time on their hands, so stop reading....seriously...its over, you can go home now to your cruddy life and then ban me off this cruddy forum not really, that would be bad because if you did i wont be able to bug her or melty ever again, i mean id just have to go back to playing halo or something less entertain....gotcha ;D

{Noted by EC - Pointless AND Triple Post}

[GSG]

btw the spamming is a feeble attempt at getting eveyones attention

Yeah, no kidding. How's about taking a deep breath and calming it down a bit, toots? This topic's long dead anyways.

[Rage]

*shots everybody here.

I'm in love with your...mom today. Ta-da. I'm your daddy.

[Darfox8]

When ever I'm on my last leg, when ever I'm not sure I'm still fighting for the right side, or when ever I think about all the MML Station Forum memeber who died in the heroic war of MML VS. BN my feet seem to take me here... to a randomness thread.

[killer reaverbots]

How dare you come here and ask me for a job I'm the editor and chief i know the mayor of Venus, green maple syrup tastes good , Hamburgers can see the future.

*takes a pencil* "look a pencil"

*puts pencil in between his eyes* "where'd it go?

Oh I almost forgot "You will die!"

Nuff said.

[Captain Amadeus (Legendary Em)]

Blind shade nights when the moon shines bright, when the loneliness strikes and the harem nights scream for more. You know it is true, you know you want it. How much longer does the chime of the clock bring back memories of yesterday?~ Legendary Emerald

I am proficient in randomness and stream of conscious writing as well. I merge the two and come up with stuff like this. I love seeing what pops out of my head next.

You may notice certain patters, because when one is written, certain ideas and words become stuck in my head. Other things, like the song lyrics, are equally unavoidable in the mess that is my head. I don't discriminate between the truly random and the simply odd; it is what comes straight from the forehead.

Sometimes when I don't know why the rain falls on the beaver pelt I feel the sadness of a trombone whispering leaves in the wind.

Gorilla knife fight in the jungle brings many debtors to the ball, all hoping for a slice of the kangaroo's mouth water based soap scum.

Kindled fears of the night long past hope springs eternal from the latch key of the damned. Oh, sacred night. Blessed knight of honor in the dark. Teach me how to walk on the surface of the moon.

Joking jesters mock merrily the souls of the unfortunate gibblets and gravy. What the f*** does that mean if you have no soul? Nothing; you are dead.

How does one weave a tapestry of lies so deep that not the littlest babe may bring forth warmness from the touch? Get your asses in gear, it's time for Super Fly.

God is not real, he is only a figment of the bunny rabbits mind. Release yourself from the grasp of the catholic church and embrace the oneness that is the flying spaghetti monster.


Where do we go from here? This night seems eternal. When will I see your face again? Is it gone with the wind? I never saw the movie, was it good? Maybe we will watch it together someday.

Zebra in the daylight strikes out into the world. The search for a job is endless, and the howling of the coyote at his desk job only magnifies that fact that the zebra is alone. Alone, and without doughnut.

Look up, an eye is upon you. Staring straight down, and keenly through. For what reason is the eye shining, looking down? Peeping toms should go to jail, at least that is what I think.

C'mon feel the noise, girls rock your boys. We'll get wild, wild wild. Where is my f***ing knife? This midgit needs to learn a lesson. Rock and roll crazy knifes.

Queen victoria sends a burning american flag to the states. No one cares but there is an ABC special anyways. Dan Rather hosts. Not good ratings.


How do you do? My name is george the billy bob thornton impersonator. Do not like my name? Go to hell, this job pays more than you'd expect. More than you get from your job as a pastry salesmen, I'll bet you that. That, and a corndog.

Go f*** yourself, you jack*** shrew of a woman. Put that human skull, away, you have no soul to use it with. Combine the green jelly of the mouth of Saint Amsterdam? Insanity! This is sparta, my god you crazy wench!


Hope springs eternal from the city of the damned. Have I used this line before? I don't think it even matters much. Who will read this but those unfortunate souls left to care about the humanity of others other than their significant others'?

Kill yourself, watch the knife pierce the night. Go forward, into the age of tomorrow. Disney land is open forever.

If I have not killed this topic with my post, rest assured I will be back. Back to plunge the di*k that is my ego into the minds of each and every man child still childish enough to harbor childish emotions for the childish make up of the childish name of mega child molester man. The Game. Legends.

[Musashi]

Oh man, necropostin' a 2 year old thread?

Wait, we're talking about a Mumbo Jumbo thread.

Then I can dig it.

[Dashe]

Man, I didn't know where else to put this. I didn't want to go making a new thread or anything...but man. Chiz, if you're out there reading this, I finally found an extra-large bag of Utz brand ripple cut BBQ potato chips! I'm going to get soooooo fat off of this...