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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 16, 2006 18:30:39 GMT -5
This is a post. Like cereal.
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Post by Aim on Jan 16, 2006 18:55:13 GMT -5
Yes, I am. I'm also not, and I'm also hamburger. I also took all of your romantic comedies, but then again, they're mostly recycled junk anyways.
This is a general mills. Like the place I make my jerkey.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Jan 16, 2006 21:11:26 GMT -5
Darn you people and your inside conversations and your inside jokes and your inside plumbing. If the good lord had meant us to go inside then he would have invented doors. And as long as were not making sense what's up with breakfast anyway? Shouldn't we call it Morning meal? I'm going to make an elevator with a glass bottom... Who's with me!
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Post by Santa Melty on Jan 16, 2006 22:06:53 GMT -5
Wonka has the glass-bottom elevator copyrighted, I’m afraid. In most cases, I’d suggest not caring, but word is that the man has a couple of the higher-up Knids in his pocket. Those things can take your head out from 40 meters, and they leave this slime trail on the floors that smells awful funky. And I don’t want to have to call up that grouter again. The poor man has been through enough after that incident with the prototype Spinning Death Top.
Oh, the righteous shredding of it all...
And in keeping with the GRRRREEEAAAAAT cereal puns... Oh, wait. I just did. Ha!
*laughs at own pun*
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Jan 16, 2006 22:16:50 GMT -5
*Laugh's at the fact he actually replied to a post with a pun so incredibly awful*
BTW it's Morning Meal, you'll see, you'll all see!
And is this the place to make puns, rhymes or just be crazy?
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Post by Dashe on Jan 16, 2006 22:47:05 GMT -5
I must digress, I am not by any means the guy who hit you in the eye, simply because I am the GIRL who hit you in the OTHER eye shortly afterward. Please don't sue. It was the guy's idea! He made me do it!
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Darfox8
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Post by Darfox8 on Jan 17, 2006 2:29:27 GMT -5
Everyone wants to be like Dash. Why not I say.
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Post by Santa Melty on Jan 17, 2006 3:11:44 GMT -5
Pfft. My puns may be bad, but what I lack in quality, I make up for in... eh...
I was going to say quantity, but looking back, I haven’t even done that much for the sake of puns.
*shakes head in shame*
Anyway, if we were going to call breakfast “Morning Meal”, then we’d also need to change the names for lunch and dinner. I suppose we could keep it consistent and call those the Afternoon Meal and Evening Meal. But those don’t have any ring to them. We’d end up abbreviating them as MM, AM, and EM, and chaos would ensue. Children around the world would fall victims to lynching by Megaman cults for claiming to have eaten MM just that morning, and coffee shops around the world would suddenly be filled with debates on theoretical physics as people go out to eat their daily AM, instead of the usual throwing of chairs and praising of various football teams. And a heaven knows we don’t want to lose any of that gold. EM might work, but supper just sounds so much more appetizing. And they both have the same number of syllables, so they’re matched as far as the Linguistic Laws of Supreme Dominance by Length go.
As for puns, rhymes, and insanity, we got tired of limiting ourselves to just one at a time, which is why we made this section. Do all three at once, if you like. Just keep in mind the story of The Little Rhyming Pun-Spewing Lunatic Who Once Went Too Far...
Not one of Seuss's most concise novels, but I like it all the same.
Dashe was clearly a witness to the crime. I demand that she be brought in for questioning. And beaten with those sticks policemen carry around. That should give us our fix of violence for the next few days, and tenderize her for the inquisition.
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Post by Dashe on Jan 17, 2006 4:30:53 GMT -5
Sticks? You can't beat me! I'm too short to die! Shewt, and after all those nice things you said about me in the 1st impression game, I knew you had to be sucking up so you could get that coveted mini-mod job! Dang you!!!
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Post by Dash on Jan 17, 2006 13:31:11 GMT -5
Everyone wants to be like Dash. Why not I say. Haha, wonderfully magical words you have there. I think I may quote that in my signature now. xD |
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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 18, 2006 2:08:50 GMT -5
Me? Be like Dash? Weren't you here when there wasn't a forum we could post all the moronic garbage we could? Quite frankly, I like toast. And nonsense. It's the main export from FG WURLD, along with crabs.
(Because, you know, I had a case of the forgots.)
Oh yes, roosters give corn flakes to all the children, and the two people who voted yes have ensured that I will be blind in not just ONE eye but both eyes. Thanks a lot.
The rest of you can go have a German Shepherd burger.
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Post by Dashe on Jan 18, 2006 15:45:52 GMT -5
ewwwww dog meat has rabies! So do the cheerleaders, and potatoes are magically delicious. One must make a potato slurpee in order to advance to the next level!
Cheese meatloaf, made from pasta, is "atsap morf edam faoltaem eseehc" spelled backwards, and then it dissolved in a bowl of acid like never before.
FWAZAAAAAA!!!!!! BEHOLD THE TOYOTA!
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Darfox8
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Still Thinks He's Winning the Civil War
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Post by Darfox8 on Jan 18, 2006 18:54:28 GMT -5
Fine, I guess I will act like a moron too... GET IT! I just did. I said I'll act like a moron implying that I wasn't before which I ofcourse was. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Don't shiv!!!!!... thats nasty... balls nasty
(if anybody guesses the Batman: Return of the Dark knight reference gets an internet kiss)
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