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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Oct 3, 2005 22:38:21 GMT -5
Halloween's a-comin, Anybody gots any plans yet?
I haven't given it any serious consideration, but this year I think I just might do that campfire in the front yard thing. (see last year's Halloween thread)
An' don't forget... I've killed men for less... That's right... You haven't done anything, but I've still killed men for less... Don't killing them for trying to help count... let me think... Or forget it!
Any plans for Halloween anybody? (I know it's only the third, but still...)
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Post by pitch on Oct 3, 2005 22:46:34 GMT -5
I don't like Halloween. =/ I don't think I'll be doin anything this year. Prolly gunna hand out candy to all the little kids, and I might go so far as to shell out $5 for an eyepatch and claim to be Captain No-Beard.. but I'm either gunna sit at home watchin movies like I did last year, or sleep through it.
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Post by Santa Melty on Oct 3, 2005 23:22:38 GMT -5
Ah, Halloween. You know, I think people here might give a darn about it if they actually gave us the day off.
But it’s a fun holiday. The only day of the year one can go up to people’s houses and demand sweets without being beaten off with the blunt end of a home appliance. I myself haven’t dressed up in a while. For the past couple of years, I’ve simply put on a long, flowing cape and proclaimed myself Count Mlt. I used my real name in the place of Mlt, but you don’t have to know that. No, I didn’t have much enthusiasm back then. But something about living in a remote neighborhood filled with nothing but old people must have gotten to me at some point over the past year. Now, I can’t determine what I want to be. In the end, I just decided on all of them. I’m going to wear the cape with a top hat, a suit, a manacle, some jeans, and carry around a cane. Then maybe I’ll throw in a scar across the face for that Mob Boss effect and put some extensions in my hair. I'll even throw in some fake glowing fangs as a gag if I'm feeling good that day. I’ll call myself Accessory Man or something. I actually wanted to carry around a scythe, but I couldn’t find any in the local costume shop that looked even slightly convincing. In the end, I decided that I would just get a real sickle, carve myself a long handle, and stick the blade on the end. I doubt I’ll get around to it, but it would certainly look cool. And it would actually be able to cut people. Not like those wimpy plastic ones. Children running about with sharp objects all night slashing at each other... now that’s a show I can watch.
Only thing about hat getup is that it'll cost me a fortune. Especially if I want the good top hats. Ah well. I’ve already got the cape, suit, and cane, and those were the main parts of the ensemble. Still, it just wouldn’t be the same without a top hat...
As for what I’ll actually do, being surrounded by old people kills any chances of getting a good haul of candy. Or giving any out for that matter. So dressing up is about as far as I’ve gotten plan-wise. Since sitting at home all dressed up seems something of a waste, perhaps I’ll go over to a relative’s home. I have a very extended family, so they are fond of taking any opportunity they can to host a get-together. It’s always fun, somehow. Either way, I’ll be hanging out with a bunch of old people, so may as well choose the path that gives out the free meal, eh?
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Oct 3, 2005 23:46:17 GMT -5
Now, nobody be callin' ya crazy, matey, but a top hat, cape, monicle, suit, jeans (together?), cane and cutesy scar? Do yourself a favor. Go down to ye local pawn shop and shoppe. Buy ye-self a machette, and a hockey mask. DON'T WEAR THEM! DON'T LET ANYBODY SEE THEM! DON'T LET THE POLICE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THEM! Then, on that most roudy of nights, put the items near the door as your parents go out to that Halloween get-together you secretly assembled whilst you insisted on staying behind to hand out the candy. OR, even better, you could go trick or treating and keep them well hidden in your sack. When you're virtually alone, in your house, or trick-or-treating whenever anybody says anything about your not haveing a costume make it look like your talking to yourself, then start screaming as you pull the objects out of your sack, or off a desk near the door, slapping on the mask and swinging the machette with a look in your eye. Now some people are going to be to scared to run, or think you're joking, and I don't know what you're going to do with the bodies, but it will be one halloween nobody will ever forge-
*phone rings*
*I answer*
Hello?
Hello, Mr. XxXxx?
Yes?
This is the FBI.
*SLAM*
On second thought just throw an extended family Halloween block party or something, if there's really nothing better to do. And since it is Halloween invite the old fogies as well. You might wake up smelling like old people (and that's no way to start a november) but you might get an extra Christmas present or two.
BTW, the top hat is an investment! Don't worry about money when you're buying something you're going to be using your hole life. Unless, on days other than Halloween, you're not a freak like me who would wear a top hat all the time if he could find one. In such a situation, curse ye and yer inhimbitions. Halloween is a time to be felt the whole year round, by thundar!
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Post by Rock on Oct 4, 2005 15:37:35 GMT -5
I guess i'll celebrate, seeing as how halloweens my birthday.
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Post by Reaverguy Rises on Oct 4, 2005 16:42:46 GMT -5
HORROR MOVIE MARRATHON!!!!! Thats my plans!!!!
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