GIRL FRIEND!!!!

[Reaverguy Rises]

I have a GIRL FRIEND!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!

[pitch]

lol I have a girlfriend too. My Sera... okay, so it's Sarah, but she through NO DASH INFLUENCE started going by Sera. o.o and no that's not why I like her. If she were Yuna, however...

[spiderham888]

... A girlfriend??? but girls have cooties! *sprays cloud trigger with anti-cootie device... otherwise know as pepper spray*

[Dashe]

Cooties?! COOTIES?!?! Do you realize what you are saying?!

As for me, I have no boyfriend . I'm pretty darn picky when it comes to boys...so picky that I took a cardboard cutout of a guy to my high school homecoming sophomore year. They wouldn't let him run for homecoming king though since he technically wasn't a student at my high school though...shame, cause the sad part is, he'd have won!

[Darfox8]

As I understood cooties these days meant S... T... D...
But that is offensive to say the least.

I don't have a girlfriend because I can't stand whores. Again it's offensive but it's true. These days thats what men like and so most girls(the best looking atleast) try and show them selves off. It's really annoying. I personally like women with brians and senses of humor. The kind that don't get offended so easily. So when I say a coment about STDs and whores that isn't meant to be taken seriously they know so.

I've had friend-girls(<--elementary school term) like that but not girlfriends. And any feeling have usually been one sided.

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

Cloud Trigger, my man. Keep acting like it was the only girlfriend you've ever had and it might just be so. You got to be cool, suave, act like you could hypothetically live without her (even if you can't) because once she catches on to the fact that you need her to breath she's out of there. That's how I lost girlfriends 1-7 and 18, but she doesn't count because I did need her... or at least I thought I did... ... ... curles up into a ball.

NO, GOSH DARN IT! I'm over this! Here we go! The Rain in Spain stay Mainly OVER Spain. Citizen Kane Never had a Cane so he Framed the....

I feel better.

As for the philies, now you got one yahoo, wine boxes for everyone. As soon as your twenty one (hee hee hee). BTW, what's her name?

Pitch for a man in your position to be dating someone who automatically starts going by Sera just by spending time around you, it's just not healthy. I know what you're going through, I thought Sailor Moon was real for a longer time, by Glory I almost went out searching for girls that looked like Sailor Moon (more like Sailor Venus, ye-HAW!) just to spend time around them, get to know them, build up entire falsified storied around them and when that didn't work stalk them. Then I got help. Or better put Cartoon Network stopped airing it. Things got really ugly, let me tell you. I'd even... well... lets not go there, but the YKYWTMSMW site helped me. I don't think you need help yet, but if it's Sarah, let it stay sera, so that someday when the truth comes crashing down around your ears at least your girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend by that time, since these things can be drawn out) won't remind you of it every day. Curse you Cartoon Network, Sailor Moon was the best thing you had going for you.

Pepper Spray? Well if that isn't a twenty-first century cure all. Cooties are good and good for you, slim. Assuming they aren't really high matainence and they like, or in my case hate, sports as much as I do. Otherwise pepper spray is the right answer... slim...

Dashe, you took a cardboard cutout to the school homecoming dance? I thought I lost face by not going but maybe someday I can die with the dignity of knowing I never (a knock came on the door)...

Who is it?

Maxwell Edison! Your friend, Dashe, said I could borrow a cup of sugar.

Maxwell Edison? Like the Beatles song?

CLANG, CLANG!

Ha HA, I got him first. Nice try though.

EDIT:

Darfox you told us about how much you hate the dating scene because most of the girls, or at least the best looking, are almost as... amorous as the guys that date them and you can't stand it. I can't either, but being the boy in a realationship means deciding that sort of stuff and having her live with it, or scoffing at her when she dumps you because it wasn't going to go anywhere anyway.

But please don't start on the whole, I've had lots of friend girls, but whenever I had girlfriend feelings it was one sided on a public forum. You're here to make yourself look cool, or something... aren't you?

[Darfox8]

If I was here to look cool I wouldn't of named my self Daaarrrr fox. It sounds dumb. But whatever I get what you mean as far as being dumped because you think a good time means calmly sitting around and talking. A relationship does need some fun but thats diferent from trying to attract men by letting things hang. I think there alimit. A women could show flesh and still look repectable and classy but there a fine line. Problem is that most people think that line starts right before nipples.
"Girl that shirt is too small"
"What choo talking about? It's a whole centimeter from my nipples. Guys are going to think I'm a daughter of a preacher."

Again I know I'm being alittle blunt here but if you walk around in the two highschools I've gone to... you'll break your neck from turning your head too much.

[pitch]

BM, Sarah started going by Sera I think because it was in a Star Wars game. I had nothing to do with it. In fact she started going by that before we were going out. Even so, regardless of how I spell her name, should things not work out, which I really hope that doesn't become the case since me and her have been friends since before kindergarten, it'd probably bug me everytime I play MML just hearing it, so yeah.

I agree with darfox. Women these days... sad thing is it's only going to get worse. But my Sera is one of those smart people that isn't all w h o r e y. It's nice.

[Reaverguy Rises]

I use to go lookng for girls like Rei from Evangelion. And this is the only girlfriend I've gone out with and LIKED. The other just had a crush on me. And preppy girls drive me to insanity! Her name is Satiin. NOT Satin. Satiin. Like Dashe I'm picky. Except with girls.

I remeber my first crush Aimee. At first she didn't like me in 1st and 2nd grade. When I she moved back in the 4th I still was in love. Yes love, not a crush. In the 5th she figured out I still had one for her. And she wanted to be with me and had a crush on me. Alas, I became to shy. I only spoke to her a couple tims but ran away all the others. The last I heard from my dad said she said hi. After that she moved away and I was in denial for a longtime...sometimes I still feel the pain. Its been a while now sense I felt it. Now I'm a freshmen.

Life is weird.

[DriftingTrigger]

w00t for a small bump!

Girlfriends? Somehow I managed to get one. The best one in the world as far as I'm concerned.

Smart, funny, likeable, but loyal to me...That's more then I could ask anyone.

And I was trying to AVOID girls. But, it just kinda happened.

So, to all of you who don't have a boyfriend, or girlfriend. Try not looking. As long as your eyes are open, you don't need to be scanning the view, know what I mean?

Besides, you shouldn't need to rely one having one so badly. It's nice, great, wonderful, all of those things. But people can live without.

I was too lazy to read everything else here. So, yeah. *flies away on a magical carpet*

[bluerobotgirl]

spiderham888 said:

... A girlfriend??? but girls have cooties! *sprays cloud trigger with anti-cootie device... otherwise know as pepper spray*

But I've already got my cootie shot!


Hmmm. For me, love is overrated. It just leads to wanting to bash someone's brains out who might have otherwise been a friend.


I've never been to a school dance. I stayed home and played video games.

[Reaverguy Rises]

This is going to sound a bit weird after my happy thread, but I think I'm going to break up with her. She just isn't the girl for me.

[DriftingTrigger]

XD

I don't know why, but that just kinda makes me laugh. Already? What was so wrong with her?

[Dashe]

Did she make you buy her lunch every day till you went broke? Cause I know from experience that if you make a guy do that every day he'll stop liking you real fast.

[Darfox8]

Well... did you actually like him or where you really just after his money.

Reminded me of a story my Music teach told me about. In collage the Frats would make a good looking girl feel special by buying her a bunch of cloths and inviting her to a bunch of parties. After they where sure she was loyal they made here act nice to the rich lonely guys. She would call them up and talk to them for a few hours and stuff like that. Then she would ask for some twenty bucks and he'd say "Sure". She'd go the the Frats and they'd go buy beer and have a good time. After a while she might ask for his credit card. He'd be hesitant but eventually say yes. Then she'd give it to the Frats and they'd have more expensive fun.

When he'd try and kiss her or something she'd say that it was too soon and not yet. Eventually when they bleed him dry she stops calling him. If he would try and get close to her at a party she'd just say that she doesn't know him. And if he'd try and reason with her one of the big Frats would step in infront of him, giving that "Step back" vibe. Then on to the next rich sucker.

Funny thing about the whole situation is that the girl was also being used. If she were to gain a little bit of fat or get a visable scar then she would be dumbed as fast as the rich guy. Them two were the same the only difference is that she had a longer exparation date. If you know someone in collage ask them about it. Maybe they'll know about it.

Now I'm not saying your like that, Dashe. I was just reminded of it and thought I would bring it up since we were talking about the pro and cons of Male and Female interactions.