googlism.com

[Shelldragon]

So I found this hillarious site, maybe you've seen it already. You search a name, yours, others, etc. I searched mine and got some pretty funny things. Of course I also did the Bonnes. Here are some examples:

teasel is better described as a monocarpic perennial
teasel is considered helpful in diarrhea
teasel is not having much fun
teasel is a stout
teasel is a native of europe that was probably introduced in the seeds of a crop plant
teasel is in first year dormant
teasel is a very tall foal
teasel is a terrier in every sense of the word
teasel is 18 months old and has 12 points with 1 major toward her breed championship
teasel is commonly found in large clumps in damp areas
teasel is staring at the bathroom door
teasel is a close relative of the various species of scabious
teasel is a very smart boy
teasel is grown as an ornamental and used in dried flower arrangements
teasel is a british import and a product of the holway

tron is dead
tron is predictable
tron is everywhere
tron is about this kind of awakening ? something you couldn't imagine happening under the watchful eye of your faithful windows xp interface
tron is de vakvereniging voor eenieder die zich beroepsmatig met het behoud van textiel bezighoudt
tron is now freeware
tron is primarily remembered for its groundbreaking visuals
tron is predictable mikhail
tron is predictable nojjeriffic
tron is a 100% canadian owned company that has been serving bc since 1987
tron is pas gebore en jan het hom gebad en trek hom aan onder die wakende saalsuster se toesig
tron is still considered a box office failure to this day
tron is a ultraviolet detector that makes use of the photoelectric effect of metal and the gas multiplication effect

bon is a collective product
bon is good for bolton
bon is the leader in high velocity ammunition
bon is a time to invite the ancestors to return
bon is a pain in the wallet

servbot is a bot designed to be used as either a complement to or a replacement for an irc network's own channel services
servbot is standing near
servbot is on it's
servbot is which at times
servbot is launched at the behemoth ;D

[Notmyname]

Shelldragon said:

teasel is in first year dormant
teasel is staring at the bathroom door
teasel is a close relative of the various species of scabious
teasel is a very smart boy
teasel is grown as an ornamental and used in dried flower arrangements
teasel is a british import and a product of the holway


tron is predictable
tron is now freeware
tron is a 100% canadian owned company that has been serving bc since 1987
tron is still considered a box office failure to this day

bon is a collective product
bon is the leader in high velocity ammunition

servbot is a bot designed to be used as either a complement to or a replacement for an irc network's own channel services
servbot is standing near
servbot is on it's
servbot is which at times

Ok... Weird. I cut out all of the accurate ones in the quote. Tron certainly is not predictable.... Or wait.... Hm... I'll think about that one.

BTW,
tron is ©1982 walt disney productions

[GSG]

HuhahahaHAhuHA!
"Teasel is grown as an ornamental and used in dried flower arrangements."
FUNNY. XD I wouldn't mind Teisel sitting on my mantelpiece. He'd brighten up any room!
I have to try that now. The website I mean...not trying to make Teisel sit on my mantelpiece.

EDIT: LMAO. I tried searching "Glyde" and came out with some strange results:

glyde is also a provocative performance poet
glyde is innocent
glyde is the original seat model?
glyde is very clean in the upper reaches
glyde is encouraged during hand filing
glyde is working as always
glyde is only willing to entertain ideas that do not threaten the lives of the crew
glyde is essential to effectively clean the canal
glyde is gay
glyde is best for coating the boots
glyde is sure to like him
glyde is still in paris?
glyde is murdered
glyde is getting old
glyde is killed in a fire in a church
glyde is taking me to a black market hospital
glyde is for you
glyde is relieved from a gross indignity
glyde is enriched with moisture barriers

[Santa Melty]

megaman legends is a little odd
megaman legends is completely different from the old megaman games
megaman legends is much more immersive than any of its 2d predecessors
megaman legends is called rockman dash in japan
megaman legends is playstations best megaman game yet
megaman legends is one of the best megaman games created
megaman legends is a total diferent story line
megaman legends is quite different from our own
megaman legends is a pretty good game for the psx
megaman legends is a very beautiful 3d game
megaman legends is a very good game combining the likes of the best rpg out there and the fame of the megaman series
megaman legends is addictive because i'm in it
megaman legends is the latest chapter of the long lasting megaman series
megaman legends is roll casket
megaman legends is vast and boundless as the ocean
megaman legends is a good game; it’s come out at an unfortunate time for capcom
megaman legends is also an rpg
megaman legends is joined as well
megaman legends is being remade for your computer this fall
megaman legends is works against its soundtrack
megaman legends is sooo fun


mlt is under construction
mlt is a unique formulation that dissolves on your tongue
mlt is a volunteer
mlt is one of toronto’s most dynamic community organizations
mlt is your easy access
mlt is most suitable for writing some sentimental sentences
mlt is a wide area network router that routes the internet protocol through 2 independent or inverse multiplexed t1 wan ports
mlt is desacetylated to 5
mlt is striving to make it's way back to the top
mlt is wheelchair accessible
mlt is dynafit’s answer for ski mountaineers who feel like they had to leave the dynafit bindings and ski system at home when they went climbing
mlt is essentially a three
mlt is committed to establishing new applications of its technology in laboratory and remote
mlt is a black lightwall threadable sprinkler product that is perfectly matched for most sprinkler pipe systems in nominal pipe sizes nps 1 through
mlt is showing clean
mlt is a mechanic loop test which measures your voice line
mlt is used to monitor the connect sequence
mlt is not available
mlt is strongly reduced
mlt is expected to demonstrate a high level of skill in the areas of phlebotomy
mlt is the first migraine treatment that uses zydis®
mlt is not a real hydrodynamic theory
mlt is indeed fortunate to have this man of many talents
mlt is always defined positive
mlt is classified in iso 639 as an individual language code
mlt is your entry into japan amy's introduction
mlt is the local noon
mlt is essential in assisting the physician to diagnose diseases such as anemia
mlt is also working on the conservation of many other lands throughout the county
mlt is the master file
mlt is now practiced by hundreds of people throughout japan
mlt is also representing number of uk companies in nepal
mlt is not as important for queries as it is for analysis
mlt is drawing from a much bigger pool of consumers
mlt is deficient in two ways



Google is a harsh mistress. o__o

[GustaffGlyde]

Those are hilarious… Teasel helps with diarrhea… “We may be pirates, but we aren’t barbarians! We’ll let them keep the toilet paper…”

I tried some of my own…

bola is also the founder the female innovator of the year award southern Africa
bola is a beautiful white and gray female mixed dutch
bola is a combination of comfort and practicality that has people talking
bola is now widely used by hundreds of schools
bola is the leader of all leaders
bola is also the new chair
bola is comical and jolly
bola is happy to cater for a banquet or to take short notice orders
bola is whisked away by her maroon father
bola is often copied but never equaled
bola is complete with its 46 inch heavy leather braided tie
bola is the gardener of the family
bola is giving you pictures of hell
bola is fairly easy for her to use at a moments notice
bola is also from taveuni and he is also an excellent spear fisherman
bola is proud to be a pinoy diner with a touch of style
bola is huddled over a man's body
bola is the founder and ceo of professional family woman's network
bola is the guitar accentuated side project from the same people who brought you mindfluxfuneral
bola is a beauty
bola is designed to act as a business studies primer support distance learners support seminars make lecture handouts redundant offer relevant www links target

barrell is in fact a skilled performer on all four historic keyboard instruments
barrell is a liar
barrell is all they ate when they toured
barrell is committed to the use of natural fibres and uses cotton wadding
barrell is powered by fuel and flames
barrell is full of surprises
barrell is good for a pump
barrell is tight and solid
barrell is really light
barrell is an old funhouse classic
barrell is of a small caliber
barrell is so long it will break very easy
barrell is pleased to present his exclusive range of interior and exterior furniture
barrell is the brainchild of teresa and bill adams of fisher
barrell is born!
barrell is still family owned and operated
barrell is rolled down the track with the front of the tractor
barrell is 40"
barrell is in mint condition
barrell is thrown at you by don

gatz is an internationally known motivational speaker
gatz is the son from red and purple
gatz is in his fifth year as director of strength and conditioning for olympic sports
gatz is a ghost
gatz is a developmental disabled offender living under special conditions
gatz is convinced that michael offed his first wife for the insurance money
gatz is born in north Dakota
gatz is a sixth grade teacher from peiffer elementary
gatz is a senior coach at www
gatz is determined not just to become rich and win daisy buchanan but
gatz is on the line to forgive steve for backing out of the softball tournament
gatz is survived by her husband; five children
gatz is a fighter who lusts for battle
gatz is going public
gatz is pursued by the dead woman's brother in a bloody chase from mexico to california where predator
gatz is acutely aware of his station in life and of his intense desire to transcend it
gatz is one of them

geetz is muttering insults about his mother to ruin his concentration

the master is gonna get me
the master is an expert dyer
the master is the twelfth regeneration of the doctor
the master is all alone and bored at home
the master is more than a bridge; he is also the goal
the master is unlike most other vampires
the master is played by mark Metcalf

ira is linked to 'axis of evil' (wow, JMC was right. She was evil…)
ira is best? with three flavors to choose from ?
ira is illegal
ira is believed to have received hundreds of thousands of pounds from the marxist group revolutionary armed

shu is mad
shu is blood
shu is pretty good as an indies freestyle rapper (O.o)
shu is capricious and patently unfair
shu is one of stark sterility and unremitting monotony
shu is one of the oldest and richest sources of combative arts in the world
shu is unique because each dish is fully cooked in the kitchen before being brought to the table
shu is both light and air
shu is literally "war art"
shu is like something hidden magically in the clouds and hard to understand
shu is made of green ume plums and white liquor called shochu
shu is the largest and most notorious of the california shus

appo is authorized to act for the army power procurement officer in the administration of the acquisition
appo is generally known as a popular teacher of music
dah is essential for the drosophila development
dah is 'big' in furbish
dah is reported in antiphospholipid syndrome
dah is 16" tall
dah is located in the farmer boys shopping center across from home depot

tuttle is a man on a mission these days
tuttle is not too interested in the influence of a seat
tuttle is a master rapid eye therapist in private practice in utah
tuttle is such a person
tuttle is supremely unqualified for capitol hill
tuttle is the 'bad boy' which produces the leonids
tuttle is on probation and will be monitored with an electronic bracelet
tuttle is the largest object known to make repeated passes near the earth
tuttle is the 2002 foster’s daily democrat girls lacrosse player of the year
tuttle is quirky only in his weaker moments
tuttle is a little bit mad
tuttle is a rare individual who is able to apologize publically and be embarrassed for something he said

And yes, googlism can be harsh… I’ll never look at that member’s name that shan’t be mentioned here in the same way ever again… *shudders*

[JMC47]

YES I KNEW IT, IRA IS EVIL, THANK YOU GOOGLE.

So does that prove that sometimes saying something random can have strange connections.

Ira is the source of all evil, I have to re-put up the Ira avatar now. I really am glad I know that I'm not alone in thinking Ira is the source of all evil. These may be random, but its awesome.

[pitch]

I googlismed Yuna, but it was all just a bunch of Final Fantasy crap(note: I don't hate Final Fantasy, but I like Yuna more). Id post it, but I'm too lazy to weed through it.

TEXT

[mary]

I typed my name in (Mary) and i got the longest webpage ever....

3 of them were:

i am a chicken
i am the girl you love
i am smiling