Paragon
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Post by Paragon on Nov 12, 2007 9:31:18 GMT -5
It's been a while since there's been any Legends-related games on the forums, so here's one I hope you'll all enjoy. Essentially, you have to put the Legends characters into funny situations.
For example:
Roll: Megaman, I love you!
Megaman: ...I'm gay.
Roll: (runs off crying)
Megaman: OK, Tron, you can come out now!
Tron: OK, so where were we?
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Post by mirak on Nov 12, 2007 10:32:07 GMT -5
--------------------------------------------- Megaman's nuts. Megaman: PSST! Hey Roll, can you get over here and grab my nuts? Roll: EEEEE! *runs away* Barrel: Megaman! How dares joo to propose an underage girl!!! Megaman: Bu-b-but my nuts! *points at vending machine* They got suck and i can't reach them because of my armor! Barrel: *slaps* --------------------------------------------------- Symphony of the System Megaman: Die, monster! You don't belong in this planet! Juno: It was not by my hand that i am once again activated. I was called here by YOU, who wished to reinitialize THIS region. Megaman: Reinitialize? You steal men's souls, by blasting them with a giant eye thing! Juno: Perhaps the same could be said of ALL the systems... Megaman: Your words are as empty as your hard drive! Carbons ill need a keeper such as you! Juno: What is a keeper? A miserable little pile of bytes! But enhough talk, HAVE AT YOU! *pokes* Megaman: AAAH! *pokes back* Juno: *begins to explode* NO! This cannot be! AAAAAAAAAAH! ------------------------------------------ Megaman CD-I Megaman: Gee, it sure is boring around here... Barrel: MAH BOI, this peace is what all true diggers strive foooor! Megaman: I just wonder what the Bonnes are up to? Bluecher: Her everyone, i know how to find the mother lode! Barrel: Hmm... How can we help? Bluecher: It is written, only Megaman can find the mother lode! Megaman: Great! I'll grab my stuff! Roll: I sold it. Megaman: Bluecher: There is no time, your buster's enhough! Megaman: How 'but a kiss? For luck? Roll: You've got to be kidding. Bluecher: SQUADALA! We're off! *sulphur bottom leaves* Megaman: WOW! What are all those ruins? Bluecher: There are the keys of the system, you must gather each. Megaman: I guess i'd better get going! Bluecher: Here is teh MAP! Where do you wish to go? ...To be continued... Feedback plox? lol
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Paragon
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Post by Paragon on Nov 12, 2007 19:18:53 GMT -5
That was hilarious. Especially Symphony of the System.
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Post by Dashe on Nov 12, 2007 20:04:04 GMT -5
(Before the Feldynaught battle) Tron: Of course, if you become one of my servants, I suppose I could forgive you...what do you say? That way my brothers will never have to know about what you did to us! Mega Man: Join up with pirates? All right, why not? I don't think this hero thing's been working out for me. Let's blow stuff up!
(After Roll crashes the support car into the fence blocking the Cardon Sub-gate) Roll: Senseless acts of gratuitous violence are my forte! Mega Man: I think you might've run me over too...what idiot gave you a license, anyway?
(Up in the Gesellschaft, at the meeting table) Tron: You know, I just don't see what's so special about that Mega Man guy. That's it, I'm joining the convent! Teisel: Tron! Get back here...I just can't comprehend why you hate that kid so much! *introspectively sighs* I don't understand...whenever I think about him, I get this funny feeling...
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Post by Musashi on Nov 12, 2007 20:44:12 GMT -5
Please don't give any yaoi fan fiction writers any ideas, Dashe.
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Post by Dragge on Nov 12, 2007 20:55:39 GMT -5
*Tron before Feldinaught battle* Tron: There's just one thing I have to say, Feldinaught Transform!
*Roll in development room* Roll: Mega Man, if you want to save money, upgrade your weapons yourself! Mega Man: Wha?
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Post by mirak on Nov 15, 2007 12:59:10 GMT -5
Gah! Too much anti-lulz! X( It's my fault for learning to laugh at meme comedy, now i don't find anything else amusing.
Anyway, on with the show... Sera: Hey kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good! It's your body, no one has the right to touch it if you don't want them to. So what do you do? FIRST, you say no! THEN, you get out of it! Most importantly, you gotta tell someone you trust! Like a parent! Or a teacher! Or a police officer!
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Post by ravenf6 on Nov 15, 2007 15:38:45 GMT -5
MediEvil madness . Confrontation in the closer woods. Megaman sneaks into the quarry, hoping to sneak up on the Marlwolf when.. Tiesel spies him! Tiesel: ::)Ahh, Megaman, Megsy, Megy-kins.. You are so persistant, I'll give you that, (launches into a dramatic threat) but then so are Zero's babies, and I trample those underfoot, too! Megaman:.... Tiesel:(exasperated) Look, you've really got to get it into your thick, inexposed cranium: (back into dramitical theatrics)you CANNOT STOP ME from conquering Kattleox! Already I have turned the populance into simpering cowards, and drained the systems in the stars. Whitering many a cactus plant in the process. How can such a simple, nonsylabic blue pest like YOU reverse the momentum of such an epic master plan?.. (leers) and you see where your stubborness has gotten you..? DO YOU SEE!? Megaman: *yawns* Tiesel: You're trapped forever in this forest... Of course you could always discuss your options with my good friend here (pats the armor of the Marlwolf, then taunts) I'm sure he'd do his best to help you.. mwa ha ha... Sadly, I cannot stay to listen to the musical splattering of your organs. My servbots have amassed. And it will not be long before my siblings locate the Digger's Licenses that will unlock my beloved refractors!!.. Megaman: *thinking* I'm suprised he doesn't break into song already. Tiesel: I must go home now to oversee the invasion of this pathetic island... and possibly take a power nap.
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Post by mirak on Nov 16, 2007 10:58:43 GMT -5
LOL! I love Medievil! How about THIS?
Sera: ... Megaman: (Psst, Yuna, what's with Sera? She's always so silent... I think i'll talk to her..) Yuna: (NO, DON'T!) *megaman goes with Sera* Megaman: Hey sera, what's up? Sera: ... Megaman: Sera? Sera: ....I feel pretty. Megaman: ? Sera: Oh so pretty... Megaman: !!! Sera: I feel pretty, and witty, and BRIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Paragon
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Post by Paragon on Nov 17, 2007 22:13:41 GMT -5
Here's one in honor of Dio Brando
Tron: Glyde, I'm gonna hit you so hard!
Glyde: Try me!
Tron: (in a masculine voice) ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!! (sends Glyde flying)
Glyde: Noooooooooooooooo!
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Post by mirak on Nov 23, 2007 12:11:41 GMT -5
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Paragon
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Post by Paragon on Nov 23, 2007 16:56:45 GMT -5
DD? I don't get it. But that's still hilarious.
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Post by mirak on Nov 25, 2007 0:17:29 GMT -5
Designed Driver (DD for short), When you go with your friends to a party in wich you know there's going to be alcohol, you design one of your friends who WON'T drink alcohol so he won't be drunk when he has to drive the car and take everyone to their respective houses.
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Post by Frankenpetey on Nov 25, 2007 0:54:02 GMT -5
Dashe: Megs/Teisel...? BRAIN BLEACH, PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Oh my goodness. Mir@k: Nice Sonic SatAM reference. Misadventures of Tron Bonne in 30 Seconds: Loathe: You must pay back your loan! Teisel: But I can't pay back the loan! Loathe: But you must pay back the loan! Teisel: Oh, but I can't pay back the loan! Loathe: Then.....you must marry me! *twirls invisible moustache* Teisel: Oh! *swoons* Tron: *dramatic entrance* I will pay back the loan! Loathe: Curses! Foiled again! Teisel: My heroic sibling!
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Post by mirak on Nov 25, 2007 1:22:13 GMT -5
YAOI??? Ay no! No me gusta el yaoi, fine seƱoras... >_< What, Sonic? WHAAAT? Sonic! I hate sonic! I never referenced him... I made a Tales of Symphonia reference. Anyway, next time i'm going to make a longer voice parody... Master: Trigger... I need you to destroy the system. Megaman: Say wha? Master: Yea lol, you see i'm asmathic and is hella cold in terra, so if i'm dying i want to screw all of you. Here *rummage* here's my nail paint* so you can have something to chew while you destroy everything, i know how much you like the smell of it. Megaman: YAY! No wait-- This is roofie tea, right? I know it! I'm starting to feel the effects! Master: Uh no, that was... Yuna: *sniff* WTF Who farted? Master: Sera did. Sera: Did not! Master: Did too. Sera: DID NOT! Master: Did to-- Hey Megaman... MEGAMAN! Megaman: *snaps* WHAT? Master: Pay attention! Megaman: WHY? Master: Beacause i say so. Megaman: ...I forgot what i was going to write! Dun dun DUUUUUN. * = Nail paint is a kind of tea sold in mexico.
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