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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 2, 2005 18:58:13 GMT -5
flushed. As it turned out, Barrel was not just a lone toilet seat sitting there on the "Me Like Pie!" set but instead attached to a(n out of place) toilet. A working one no less since White Mage Tron was cruel like that.
"Ah-ha!" Tron gloated. "I knew my expertise in advanced transfiguration magics would come in handy someday!"
Of course, the other Bonnes were silent as they knew Tron's magic all too well. Teisel mediated and smiled and gloated, trying to look like he was a part of this mess but not really. A servbot played with the Pie Spray, effectively turning several of the fleeing audience members into pies. He liked cherry pie the most, regardless of the fact if it was once a living human being or not.
Megaman, on the other hand, was bitter. "So now what? You're going to turn me into something again, right? I think we're all even," he smiled uneasily, backing away. "You got turned into a guy early on, me a pie, Roll's a toad over there, Barrel's a toilet..."
"Ahm num num num!" grinned the pie servbot, his face smeared with the gunk.
Tron advanced on Megaman regardless, that menacing staff waving about. "Oh no, Megaman! It's not at all about me being even; it's about revenge! (But isn't that what revenge is? Megaman thought.) And I know just what to turn you into! How about...
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Post by Buster Cannon on Jan 2, 2005 19:49:16 GMT -5
a pizza." "A pizza", said megaman, "What are you gonna do with a pizza". "I'm gonna do the most horrible thing you can do to a pizza," said Tron, "I'm gonna...
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Post by Paragon on Jan 2, 2005 19:57:27 GMT -5
call Paragon to kill you!" Tron held up the pizza, and I came, clad in black armor with 2 longswords, pointing them at MegaMan, ready to kill him. I summoned 4 giant 4 metal spike-legged spiders named Balors. They took aim and shot MegaMan with lasers 4 times each. Then they walked right over him, lifted their legs up in the air and...
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Post by Notmyname on Jan 2, 2005 22:57:31 GMT -5
sang a peom, and he slowly got bored to death and fell down to the ground and
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Jan 2, 2005 23:08:23 GMT -5
woke back up, grabbed the pie spray from the servbot and turned all the crossover thingies into pie while the now fat servbot ate them. Megaman lifted up his buster and said, "So long, Paragon. You shall never summon a crossover character again! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" He blasted Paragon into the sunset, along with...
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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 3, 2005 0:35:06 GMT -5
every other attempt at a self-insert. Tron stood at the side, watching all this since she was helpless against self-inserts, or so the narrator wanted readers to think.
"So much for the pizza idea," Tron muttered. Suddenly, she stopped, coming to an important realization: "Wait a moment, now, who was Paragon again?"
Looking up revealed an ominous set of cue cards sitting on some random chair near the cameras. The wielder was gone, blasted away along with every other notion and henchmen for some random crossover or self-insert. The fat servbot rolled across the stage, content.
However, most importantly of all this, Megaman was still a pizza. One with a buster rifle and quite lethal but still a pizza. The Megaman pizza hotly turned on his crust in Tron's direction. He too had noticed the cue cards.
"Tron," the pizza began, "since you did not intend to turn me into a pizza, what did you really have in mind? And I think I'm starting to get cold. Can you please turn me back to normal? Or something with a backbone?"
Tron glanced at her staff, then at her siblings. They waved at her and she, turning back to Megaman, shrugged.
"Fine. Let's try this again."
She raised her staff and...
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Post by Buster Cannon on Jan 3, 2005 19:02:04 GMT -5
Turned him into a servbot. "Hello Servbot #42", said Tron. "Who the heck is Serbot #41?", asked Megaman. All of a sudden, servbot #41 emerged, with his custom made weapon from Tron, the...
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Jan 3, 2005 23:58:51 GMT -5
true form cannon! "I don't like other servbots crowding me. It's hard enough with 40, I might as well turn back to normal."
"Bad servbot!" yelled Tron. She rolled up a newspaper she conjured up and hit him over the head. This caused him to fire it three times: once at Megaman, once at Roll, and once at Barrel.
Barrel cackled. "We'll see who likes being turned into a toilet!" Barrel chanted a few words and pointed his gnarly staff at Tron, turning her into a urinal. "Ehhh.... close enough," Barrel said with a shrug. "As for you, Servbot #41. .......
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Post by Paragon on Jan 4, 2005 17:57:41 GMT -5
I'm gonna shut you down and sell you on eBay." Then, Tron said, "I'll be the first one to bid." Roll then...
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Jan 4, 2005 20:02:28 GMT -5
okay i think that's enough crossovers/self-insertions. Please keep it solely legends.
continuing with the story
fired her new invention, the cage beam. She shot all of the Bonnes and trapped them in energy cages. she laughed and said, " now you will die in an ever srinking cage of death!!! muhahahahahahah!". Then Tron said...
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Jan 6, 2005 8:15:27 GMT -5
..."that's unpossible cuz ill defeet it with my bad speelng n gramer!"
Everyone looked at Tron the Urnal, because she had gotten good grades in English class. Of course, it may have been because she was a talking urnal, but it's too early in the morning for the current writer to figure that out.
"It would appear," decided Barrel, "that becoming a urnal has greatly affected Tron's brain power."
"Hey, you know who we should turn into a urnal, then?" Megaman said. ".....
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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 9, 2005 17:01:11 GMT -5
... The rest of the Bonnes!"
Teisel glanced up after he kicked half-heartedly at the ever-shrinking cage of death and sighed. Tron the Urinal resumed sitting there; unlike Barrel, she required installation. Obviously, with his transfigured sister nearby, Teisel was upset.
"Sheesh, not like I did anything!" he snarled in protest, more out of the fact that he had let his sister take the stage for a bit and had done nothing than the prospect of being turned into an urinal, but hey, that threat was pretty high up too. "Let us go!"
Megaman shrugged. He may have been a nice guy but admittingly, those Bonnes have been a pain in the neck. Stopping the source of their troubles was as good an idea as any.
"Hey!" Teisel whacked the cage again, which was now becoming noticibly cramped. He could not stand up anymore. "That's it? That's all you have to say?"
"Either you get crushed or turned into a urinal," Barrel snorted. "You think I enjoyed being a toilet?"
Bon was more tired of the potty jokes than afraid of being crunched into a fist-sized cube by the energy cage. "Babuu..."
"I don't want to be an urinal!" Teisel roared. "I'm too proud for that!"
"Donthph pee onthph meh!" Tron's idiocy changed but she was still as stupid as ever and did not want to be used.
"Well," Roll sighed. "We could...
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Post by Buster Cannon on Jan 10, 2005 18:01:12 GMT -5
turn them into worms." "Good Idea," said Megaman, they can escape but they'll still be pathetic." Just then...
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Post by Paragon on Jan 10, 2005 18:09:04 GMT -5
In the sky, a dark shape was flying toward the planet. It looked like a ship (like a pirate ship), but changed into a robot as it was landing. Tron regained human form out of fear at the site of this and said, "Aaaah! It's a meteor!" Then she noticed that it wasn't a meteor. The robot landed and said, "Targets found. Prepare to be eliminated, Bonnes and the Caskett family." He locked on to them with a laser that formed a symbol on the floor, then fired 20-50 beams from his shoulder. After all the explosions from the lasers were over, he charged up his main gun and fired at a smoking Caskett and Bonne family, resulting in...
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Post by Buster Cannon on Jan 10, 2005 19:17:31 GMT -5
A servbot to come and take the hit. The servbots knew they wre invincible. Soon, all of the servbots came and thrashed the robot, and took it's parts back to the Gesellchaft to be made into weapons. But in the Gesellchaft was...
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