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Post by bluerobotgirl on Dec 30, 2004 19:26:16 GMT -5
...and pulled off their Reaverbot masks to reveal that they were really all very ugly clones of the Megaman Legends cast!
Megaman was completely...
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Dec 30, 2004 19:33:33 GMT -5
drunk by now. He turned into a total jerk. "Hey Roll clone, why don't you take off something else," Megaman said, hiccuping.
"Roll clone no take such talk. Roll clone mad!" The Roll clone went on a rampage, but luckily, the quick thinking Roll shot it with a tranquilizer, causing the clone to.....
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Dec 30, 2004 20:42:01 GMT -5
...go rocketing off into space. It then became the host of a popular reality television series called....
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Dec 30, 2004 23:40:20 GMT -5
Me like Pie!!!!!. Megaman, Roll, and Barrel decided to participate in the show, but little did they know that the show was actually about...
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Dec 31, 2004 1:17:22 GMT -5
...Cake, Pie's arch nemesis! It was all a cleverly desguised trap to lure Pie into...
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Post by Fire Griffin on Dec 31, 2004 2:03:45 GMT -5
The MAW OF UNSUSPECTING SPOOKY SCARY DOOM DOOM!
Now, it all began one day, in a far off place, somewhere out there. There would have been more said about Cake and Pie's long term rivalry but hell, things just happen and they do not quite pertain to the Legends theme going on.
So anyway, Barrel, Roll and Megaman participate, but upon finding the rows and rows of cakes, rather than pies, that must be consumed within the time limit, things looked hopeless.
"This is an outrage!" cried Barrel, surveying the mighty legions of menacing cakes. "Something must be done!"
Roll made a face. She was a pie lover.
Megaman, however, was feeling different about their predicament. Under his sleeve...
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Dec 31, 2004 11:34:15 GMT -5
...he pulled out "Pie Spray," the magical spray that can turn anything into pie. Megaman sprayed every last cake and turned it into pie. Megaman, Barrel, and Roll ate pie after pie after pie until they were stuffed. Megaman's breath stunk, so he reached into his pocket for his breath spray, but accidently sprayed himself with "Pie Spray," thus turning him into a pie.
All of a sudden...
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Post by Buster Cannon on Dec 31, 2004 11:45:32 GMT -5
The bonnes came out, knives and forks ready. "You can't eat Megaman!", yelled Roll. "We can, and We will", yelled Teisel. All of a sudden...
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Dec 31, 2004 11:55:12 GMT -5
...Fireworks went off in the distance, signaling the end of the Me Like Pie show. "OHMYGOSH WE WON!" said...
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Post by Fire Griffin on Dec 31, 2004 13:08:13 GMT -5
Barrel with glee. He was so giddy, he flopped back and sat on Megaman, getting him all over his bottom.
"No!" Roll cried, flailing her arms.
The Bonnes were discouraged from eating him now, of course, because none of them wanted to lick some old man's really old butt. Well, maybe except Number Five, but things were better off almost G-Rated. They all sighed and slumped their shoulders, especially Teisel.
Megaman was still a big splut on Barrel hinny.
"Not all is lost," assured Barrel. He...
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Dec 31, 2004 23:44:12 GMT -5
... took out his necromancy robe and staff. "I wasn't that good in necromancy school, but I could resurect lost pies pretty well," Barrel said as he took off his pie soaked pants behind a curtain and threw them into a culdron along with the rest of MegamanPie... I mean Megaman. Roll, covering her eyes, threw a pair of clean pants at her grandfather. "Ooo- eeee- ooo- aaaa- aaa- ting- tang- walla- walla- bing- bang!" Barrel chanted. Suddenly, the culdron began to bubble, and out of it arose a fresh smelling...
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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 1, 2005 0:31:32 GMT -5
Megaman, complete with armor and all. He sort of shined and stuff, like most restored people did.
"Wow! You did it!" Roll breathed before hugging Megaman, just to be sure.
Barrel was too busy gloating and recounting something old as most men with half a head going senile did. The Bonnes were not so pleased.
"Ah-HA!" Tron tore away her innocent pirate outfit to reveal long, flowing white robes. She whipped out her holy white mage staff from behind her back and shook it menacingly. "I knew it, old man! I knew you were one of them!"
Megaman, still smelling like fresh pastries, was lost. "One of them?"
"Yeah!" Tron spat, a hand on her hip. "This stupid necromancer here is...
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Jan 1, 2005 0:36:29 GMT -5
...actually a member of the Legion of Bad Old Guys! The Legion of Good Girls has been after them forever, and he happens to be the leader of the guild!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Back this up! Your good?" Roll said with a confused smirk.
Tron raised her white mage staff and turned Roll into a giant toad. "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am... when it comes to magic. You see, the Legion of Bad Old Guys have broken several magical rules, such as...
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Post by Fire Griffin on Jan 1, 2005 0:49:02 GMT -5
not lowering the toilet seat in coed bathrooms and using magic in public. Mostly the toilet seat thing."
If there were more females in the scene here, they would be shuddering in horror at the very mention of touching the filthy toilet seat. Roll sat there in oversized toad fashion and let the front pouchy part of her throat puff in and out*. Tron was a careful one and made sure Roll was as stupid as a toad as well.
((* I'd happily go look up biology but I am running out of time too lazy.))
Barrel sniffed. "But wasn't turning Roll into a toad a bit unnecessary?"
"So what?" Tron shrugged, raising her staff. "That's nothing compared to what I am going to do with you in a moment...
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Jan 2, 2005 17:29:11 GMT -5
...and she turned him into a toilet seat. Then Barrel cried and...
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