Who's Megaman's Girl?

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

MM+Teasel= a whole lot of new throw up stains on the carpet.

MM+MMJuno= a whole lot of O.o, cause they're both computers and Juno isn't actually attached to his lower frame, so even in a normal relationship you'd have to wonder how he'd manage.

MM+Gramps= a whole lot of nightmares that were a lot scary than any of those Friday the 13th movies.

MM+Von Bluecher= just weird... just... weird...

TB+RC= Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

And be sure to take some kleenex or something. Allegies, right ;D

[The Dark Chronicler]

thedarkchronicler said:

Megaman Juno was nothing but a guardian unit, nothing compared to my power, or my fellow units. ( remembers Trigger) As for Juno he deserved his deletion.

Is that so? Listen, dirk cronicaler, I'm gonna hunt you down, and when I do you're little friends better have real big names, like snake, or wolverine, or 'the jewish mother' because if they don't you're dead-erk!

I must say you are quite amusing, do you really believe you could defeat me? Master Trigger destroyed Juno, and he is still in his reincarnated form. I was more powerful than Master Trigger before his fight with Mistress Sera. Just becuase I am more powerful does not mean I rule. I simply guard the archives of our known history and the computer programs of all our systems, including Eden.

More to the point, why are we on the subject of Master Trigger being of the oppostite attraction of the usual deminoir of male and female?
I also believe that it was my fellow BM that said Juno and Master Trigger are computers. That is completely far from the truth, we are a highly advanced society of beings. We have the abbilities of computers with calculations and scaning and such. But it is all evolution. We have advanced just as the carbons have advanced from the failed replications of Master.

Please do not farther intrude upon such revolting figures of Master Trigger being "gay".

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

All right, since you might actually be clinically insane I'm gonna let this whole thing slide, but be warned... The real world is out there.. and when it catches up with you... send me a PM or something I'll go get a camera or something.

BTW with refrence to Megaman's girl, are we talking about the we want him to end up with, the one we think he'd actually end up with, or are we just taking bets on who we think capcom is gonna slot him with? Because, belive it or not, my answer changes for each one.

[Breakman]

I'm weird, I know, but I've been thinking for the past year that Tron with Trigger (no surprise there) and Roll with Glyde. ^^;;; It sounds strange but just think about it, would Capcom really leave one of the main girls without a boyfriend?

And I have the scenario in my head for Roll and Glyde. It's funny... XP

I'm starting to think that Trigger doesn't really like-like Roll. Nor does Roll for Trigger. His walking in on her seem more like what some brothers do, bother and embarrass the HECK out of your sister. For Roll, she hasn't done anything that a loving sister wouldn't have done. The only things that are odd and confusing are the music box Trigger gave her in MML (the theme is commonly a "in love" melody) and the official art with all the girls in the series crowding around him. ^^;

[Dash]

About the Shu thing with the little brothers. I thought those two were just that, her little brothers. >.>

And we can all agree to disagree, but either way, Mega Man ends up with no one. Sad, but true (there's a song in that somewhere xP).

I mean really, with the way Capcom had things going in MML1/2, do you really think they're going to place him with one girl? And what do you think Yuna, Sera and Mega Man do while they wait up there on that platform? They aren't doing an after-school special, I can tell ya that much. Carbons or not, they have "needs" just like humans. For all we know, Mega Man ends up with both Yuna AND Sera.

As for him ending up with Amelia, I doubt it. Even though they were busy in MML2, don't you think they would've had time to re-visit Kattelox? Duh, of course they would. They've no intention of going back.

As for Ira...psh, please. She's more of a Fangirl than someone Mega Man would date.

And please, I have nothing against homosexuals, but when was the last time a popular video game came out with a homosexual male as the main character? Exactly.

To conclude my useless post, I'll restate what I said earlier in the thread. Mega Man is a Pimp. Pimps do NOT date their Hoes, they only fornicate with them. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. ^^

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

dashmyoku said:

I mean really, with the way Capcom had things going in MML1/2, do you really think they're going to place him with one girl? And what do you think Yuna, Sera and Mega Man do while they wait up there on that platform? They aren't doing an after-school special, I can tell ya that much.

*takes a sip of his drink so he can spit it out all over the the proverbial computer screen*

:-XCan't... :-*stop... ;Dlaughing!

*stops laughing*

Weee! Oh brother, with you wandrin' 'round it's no wonder I havn't been banned. I mean he's like fifteen they're both two hundred plus. That's kinky dude. And the whole megaman is a pimp thing wouldn't work since barrel's the one with the pimp cane... if that even passes for a pimp cane.

Roll ending up with Glyde? Have you lost your mind? I thought Glyde was already going with Loath, and besides, Roll already has Megaman doing her evil bidding. Unless you were talking in a romantic sense, in which case, plausable, but not really possible. Or is it the other way around... think about it...

dashmyoku said:

About the Shu thing with the little brothers. I thought those two were just that, her little brothers.

They are, I was just trying to make a fool of AaronD. ...But he didn't fall for it, so I'll just have to try for the next sucker that comes along. *pulls out some play-school scissors and a red marker* Now don't sqirm you'll only make it worse.

Just kidding...

[GSG]

W'OH. W'OH. W'OH.

Roll ending up with Glyde? Have you lost your mind? I thought Glyde was already going with Loath.

That is vile. Shame on you, BM 1-3! Gitcher fanny parked back in the Electric Tiger Pit! No mercy for you.

Lex x Glyde...I mean... *Shudders*. That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares. >_<

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

*Makes absolutely innocent face*

Oh I'm sorry, did I impede on some going fantasy you had about Glyde not being that way and you and him ending up meeting and falling madly in love? Lucky you I'll have mercy and cut off before the 'and later that night' part where you two play twister until the 'and much later that night' part. Y'know, where one of you walks out 'cause the other cheated.

Actually, if you had read the rest of my post you would have seen that I was referring to a non-romantic way, like if he became the digger in Roll's spotter-digger outfit, instead of Megaman. Ergo I said he was going with Loath as in he was working for him. Sure I made it seem like I was accusing Glyde and Loath of... you know... (Side note: LYE! LYE FOR MY EYES! Thank you Gesellshaftette for the visualization which, up till now I had tastefully avoided) in any case... I get you for that...

By the way, G Double E Triple T, about the one time you threw me in with the squids? The laser expelling elephant was a dirty trick. OVo You might call this payback. I call it fair, but I'm a psycho, so whaddare'ya gonna do? And I thought 'people like you' said arse, not fanny...

[Pitch]

dashmyoku said:

I mean really, with the way Capcom had things going in MML1/2, do you really think they're going to place him with one girl? And what do you think Yuna, Sera and Mega Man do while they wait up there on that platform? They aren't doing an after-school special, I can tell ya that much. Carbons or not, they have "needs" just like humans. For all we know, Mega Man ends up with both Yuna AND Sera.

Yeah, and that would pretty much rule out Roll in the end, considering the former is in her mother's body >.<; On a sidenote, I can't believe I'm not the only one perverted enough to have thought of that scenario.

I'd say Shu's a possibility, though she does have those two brothers to take care of.. it's not entirely impossible.

Yuna and Sera depend on your view. Some consider MegaMan Roll's sister. Depending on how you look at it, Sera and Yuna's designated positions were both "Mother". Of course, neither will ever die, excepting that they should one day be killed(something Capcom doesn't like to do), and Trigger will unless he's somehow placed back into his original form. But, that would come back to Sera and Yuna's Mother Unit status, eh?

Amelia's gotta be too old. Not nearly as old as Yuna or Sera, but to be appointed Mayor - I'd think one would need to be a good few years over 14-16.

And umm.. Roll and Glyde.. xD why not, she deserves it.

[GSG]

And I thought 'people like you' said arse, not fanny...

***** ******, you're right. What have I become?!



God shave the spleen. *Salutes*

And no, I don't have some sort of Twister-esque "A night alone with Glyde" fantasy. It's pretty hard to ignore the fact that Glyde is "that way", after Crapcom made him such a stereotype. Mind you, where there's a will, there's a way...

If Glyde's got a thing for anyone in the Legends cast, it's got to be Teisel. Think about it. He's pretty much the only person he talks to in MML2, aside from his beloved birdbots. He just ignores everybody else. 'Tis proof enough for me.

O~h, you thought the elephant seal was a dirty trick, did you? You wanna dirty trick?! Huh? You wanna dirty trick? Well, how about a dirty truck instead? That'll be bristling in lasers as well, of course.

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

In response to that nifty picture:

Touche

And for the record I don't actually think anybody in Megaman Legends is gay. Nope. Not even that idiot mayor of that oil rig town that blows you up if you lose. And he's really pushing it, let me tell you.

EDIT: And please don't swear.

[GSG]

You don't think Glyde's gay? Interesting. I pretty much came to that conclusion after hearing this:

Glyde: You're not exactly my type, but if you want to play around a little, I'm game.

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

Yeah, he screams it, but my decision comes not from a gut feeling but from my logic as a writer. I know the Japanese are weird and all, but I think with Glyde they were going for pretty boy, not alterative lifestlye man.

Additionally it's suppose to be a Young Adult oriented game, if any of them were openly gay then heads would roll.

Don't you think? Or are you into Yaoi, pray tell.

[GSG]

I don't know...I'd never really considered the possibility that he might not be gay, to be honest. To me, Glyde's always been the type of antagonist that generally fitted in the "eccentric homosexual that you love to hate" category. Serves me right for trying to categorize someone like Glyde. YOU CAN'T CATEGORIZE GLYDE!11

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

I knew you had a thing for Glyde. Any levelheaded MML fan would clear catagorize him under second rate bad guy. Compared to Juno.

IF I were picking the girl I'd want Megaman to end up with it'd probably be Roll. Or maybe Shu. Roll if things just kept on as they were, Shu if Roll fell for some other jerk, and if she bought some clothes that didn't make her look like a ragamuffin. ... And additionally grew two feet taller and at least an extra foot out.

That extra dimension makes all the difference, don't you agree ?