Dashe and Butterfly's Insane Stories

[Dashe]

For about three days a week I live with an eight-year-old girl who said she wanted to be called Butterfly online.  She has yet to realize that "Butterfly" can very, very easily be shortened to "Butt."  Sometimes we write stories together.

No guarantees there'll be any more of these, but I figured you guys might get a kick out of what we did write due to their absolutely ridiculous nature.  In the second book Butterfly insisted on giving the princess eyelashes and sometimes it came out looking like a unibrow.

The Vicious Hula Botle

The Joyful Water Bodle of Christmas

Cotton Candy Land

[Kyle]

Joyful Water Bodle seems to be private at this moment, Dashe.

Very... surreal imagery, though. I'm sure Butt will grow up to be a very demented and depraved individual. 

[Dashe]

Fixed it. Photobucket's crappy beta story mode has a bug that makes the privacy button disappear when the story itself refreshes. Catching it before it flickered away was a pain.

[Kyle]

Riiiiiiiiiight. Butt's unsettling obsession with bottles is beginning to creep me out. Also, I can't help but think that Mr. Pirate is getting an axe through the skull on Pg. 4! I know it's his hat, but just look at it! There's blood and everything. xD

[Dashe]

And now for something totally different! This time around Butt told me to draw a bunch of random characters and make up a story about them so she could draw the pictures. She still insisted that I draw Lila the monster every time because she liked the shading. Not a bot(t)le in sight!