Returning, hopefully, for good

[kalis]

Hello again everybody! I've signed up here in the past, roughly two and five years ago. Both those times a lack of an internet connection prevented me from being able to stay here, but now I'm here to stay.

If I look through the old posts, I might eventually find my old introduction (which, as I recall, took a looong time to make), but instead I'll just wait until someone asks a question. I've always been better at answering questions, regardless of what kind.

I don't know how much has changed in two years, but do I still have paperwork to fill out?

[Dashe]

I think we purged your old account recently due to inactivity, which means...yes, you have new paperwork to fill out! Which is great, because we just got a new shipment of taupe pens. I'm not even sure what taupe is supposed to look like, so you're the guinea pig for this one! Since you like answering questions, here are a few to get you started with your registration:

1) If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
2) How did you stumble upon the Mega Man Legends series?
3) What is your ideal superpower?

Anyway, welcome to MMLS again! Feel free to browse and post at your leisure. We've had a handful of cool people join recently!

[kalis]

Yay, I'm a guinea pig! I'll squeak for lettuce, and the good lettuce too, not the cheap kind that gives me gas. Oh, and carrots. Can't forget those. As for the nice pen, I'll make sure not to steal it like the many I've stolen from the bank (unintentionally, of course).

I've become so spoiled eating a wide variety of foods that I'm finding it hard to decide... if I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, it would be fruit. I'm not being specific because technically that is a singular type of food. Yes, I abuse loopholes. And yes, I would have no problem sustaining myself on fruit from now until the end of time.

When I was around 5-7 years old, my older brother bought me a PlayStation, & one of the first games he bought me was Driver 2, Crash Bandicoot, and Megaman Legends. I loved the first one because of the insane number of bugs, cheats, and secret spots throughout the game. I immediately loved Crash if only because my first controller was broken, so Crash would sometimes randomly jump off a ledge or into a pit of fiery death, which I found was really funny instead of frustrating. As for Megaman, Legends 2 is the only Megaman game I have. Despite this, I have been fascinated with it ever since for reasons I don't really even know. However I do have many fond memories, like being scared shitless by the third key ruins (you know, the fiery one), or more specifically, those floor traps from hell, and those iron demon people that turn into skulls that want to eat your immortal soul.
Don't judge me. For a seven-year-old autistic kid, that was scary.

My ideal superpower would be the super ability to sleep one hour and feel like I slept ten. You can keep your super strength and flying and invisibility (you perverts); I just want to get more hours in the day without the god-awful side-effects. Yeah, I don't have super-high standards.

Anyway, thank you for the wonderful welcome (as usual) Dashe, and believe me, I'll enjoy my time spent here.

[Mr. Foetus]

Greetings! Welcome back! I have no idea who you are, since I recently joined, but we can fix that with some very important questions:

When riding a motorcycle, would you rather have a giant, angry banana in the side-car or a giant, angry potato chip?

Favourite thing to get hit in the face with?

How many legs am I holdong up?

Roll or Tron?

Which of these five questions is your favourite?

[kalis]

Hi Mr. ... Fetus? No wait, sorry Mr. Foetus, & thanks for the questions!

#1. Why would I ride a motorcycle with a sidecar? Anyway, I'm not into junk food, so the giant angry banana will do, which I shall angrily cannibalize when hungry at a red light.

#2. Babies. It's a long story.

#3. Hopefully not both. ;D

#4. Oh, no... I should've seen this one coming. Well, in my opinion, <text censored>, so metal panties notwithstanding, I picked <censored>. There you go.

#5. The number of legs you're holding up. I'm visualizing Tiesel sitting upside down in a chair holding fake leg props and a taco, with a caption reading "makes just as much sense in context."

Well, it's 09:44 where I live, and I haven't slept since 09:44 the day after the day before yesterday, so goodnite.

[Mr. Foetus]

Jan 28, 2013 10:45:41 GMT -5 kalis said:

#5. The number of legs you're holding up. I'm visualizing Tiesel sitting upside down in a chair holding fake leg props and a taco, with a caption reading "makes just as much sense in context."

HAHAHAH. This just might be the greatest visual of all time. I'm just gonna say that that's exactly what's happening off-screen in my avatar.