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Post by Dashe on Apr 1, 2012 13:22:59 GMT -5
On behalf of Dashe Troxon, we would like to thank you for your ongoing idol worship and human sacrifices. Today, however, we must regrettably announce Miss Troxon's mandatory resignation from Mega Man Legends-related activities. From the outset Dashe had been planted in this fanbase to brainwash gamers into switching hobbies in favor of spending their money on Broadway, West End, and touring musical shows. Part of this process included an assessment of how many gamers actually purchased Broadway tickets within the past five fiscal years, and is based on a number of criteria with input from box offices and surveys worldwide. Unfortunately it was not felt that Troxon's influence met the required criteria, and it is with regret that we must announce that Dashe Troxon has been removed from the Internet in all capacities, meaning that Dashe will no longer be promoting our musicals or frequenting any gaming sites indefinitely. Additionally, updates of her channel, Facebook page and the Mega Man Legends Station will cease as of today, though the Mega Man Legends Station and its forums will remain open indefinitely. We can only express our deepest apologies to all of you who have registered for MMLS, especially to fAB, for falling for this ridiculous ploy hook, line, and sinker. On behalf of Dashe's management, please accept our sincere apology for failing to meet the expectations of this community as well as any personal friends she may have made along the way. We thank you all so much for your extended support of this Internet personality, and we hope that you will continue to purchase very expensive tickets to musicals. If you have any questions, please leave your comments below. From hereon in, please report all site and forum bugs to Bowen Aero, who is now solely responsible for maintaining Legends Station's code. |
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Post by Loken on Apr 1, 2012 15:50:20 GMT -5
Thank God we have new management around here. Don't get me wrong Dashe you did a good job, but I saw through your charade. I almost fell for your broadway frivolity. I watched a few musicals, sang a legends song but I've seen the light, or rather the dark in you. This site will never fall for your musical escapades! Broadway is on it's way out and no amount of convoluted brainwash ploys will save it!
Also I'm glad to see a visionary like Bowen take over. He has the raw skills and the innovation to take us to new heights, and if he will agree to it I plan to be his personal advisor.
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Post by Bowen Aero on Apr 1, 2012 20:36:42 GMT -5
First of all, I take no responsibility for any errors in the coding, and will fix them... Whenever I feel like it...
Now then, first order of business: Focus all activities towards corrupting the minds of the young to build our personal army of Reaverbots to send to CoJ HQ.
Second order: The MMLS Forums will be modified to contain fragments of the Colossus's blueprints. It will be the duty of all Users that are Level 3 or higher to find the fragments and follow the blueprints. Supplies used must be provided by all Level 2 or lower Users.
Third order: It is now mandatory for all female users must have avatars of Japanese schoolgirls in tiny miniskiTHIS IS SNOW BOWEN'S COUSIN. HE'S BORROWING MY LAPTOP RIGHT NOW TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE AND THIS RULE WILL NOT BE CARRIED OUT. CARRY ON WITH CORRUPTING THE MINDS OF YOUNG ONES.
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Post by HF on Apr 1, 2012 21:21:34 GMT -5
@bowen Aero: Make it a Zettai Ryouiki of Grade B or greater, and you have my support.
Hey, you know what? Leave out the skirts if you want.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Apr 1, 2012 21:57:30 GMT -5
Fourth Order: Force every active forum member to participate in the RP thread.
I called it, didn't I?
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Post by Bowen Aero on Apr 1, 2012 22:26:05 GMT -5
Yes, of course. More specifically the Crossroads Thread.
And that reminds me of a few other orders.
Fifth Order: Terminate or assimilate all who are against the MegaMan franchise as well as all Anti-Bronies.
Sixth Order: All CokeBots will be melted down and recycled into the new 7-Uploids.
These will be the new law enforcements of the Forums and will be programmed to show no mercy to those who are against my power.
@hf: Screw Zettai Ryoiki. I've a better idea than miniskirts with thigh socks.
Third Order REVISED: Manditory for all female members to have Avatars of anime girls in swimsuits.
This will be strictly enforced by the 7-Uploids.
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Post by Dashe on Apr 2, 2012 11:21:55 GMT -5
Death to dissenters? Sounds swell. Recycilng Cokebots? Fine. Anime girl in swimsuit avatars? I'll take this opportunity to internet-transition to male and post one of the Hulk in a speedo with an anime girl's head shopped on for accuracy. It'll be a riot. Mandatory Crossroads participation?
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On second thought, this place is better off with me running it. I stand by my assertion that Rico Shay ought to be the name of a male Hispanic pool hustler in the Miami area, which I've never publicly asserted until now. Upper-upper management agrees and has promptly reinstated the previous regime to prevent further OC-infestation. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience. :2D:
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Post by Adrian2040 on Apr 2, 2012 11:32:42 GMT -5
Death to dissenters? Sounds swell. Recycilng Cokebots? Fine. Anime girl in swimsuit avatars? I'll take this opportunity to internet-transition to male and post one of the Hulk in a speedo with an anime girl's head shopped on for accuracy. It'll be a riot. Mandatory Crossroads participation? ... On second thought, this place is better off with me running it. I stand by my assertion that Rico Shay ought to be the name of a male Hispanic pool hustler in the Miami area, which I've never publicly asserted until now. Upper-upper management agrees and has promptly reinstated the previous regime to prevent further OC-infestation. I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience. :2D: I'm so going to complain to the upper-upper management. I was looking forward to a backstabbing-free MMLS. Well, dreams never die as long as you have faith on them. (Though, I'd never go to the extent of robbing a bank to make this dream come true.) In the mean-time, I'll once again go to the Cirque du Soleil. I have to see as many times as possible before they go away. (But I already bought the DVD just in case.) |
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Post by Bowen Aero on Apr 2, 2012 12:43:39 GMT -5
So much for the Age of the Aeroica Empire. "Easy come, easy go" I suppose. Oh well. At least I was recognized out of thousands of others in the first place.  Also, about Rico, she is based on my German ex-girlfriend whose name truly is Rico Shay. She was a real softie, so I tweaked her personality to make her more interesting for the story. |
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Post by Chiz on Apr 2, 2012 13:58:10 GMT -5
Shame we'll never find out the long-term plans of the Erotica empire, with its miniskirts and swimsuits and...role...playing...bronies...?
Perhaps Dashe being in power is best, for the sanity of us all. "Better the devil you know", as the saying goes. I propose we ceremonially sacrifice Bowen to appease the forces that be.
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Post by Adrian2040 on Apr 2, 2012 14:48:54 GMT -5
Shame we'll never find out the long-term plans of the Erotica empire, with its miniskirts and swimsuits and...role...playing...bronies...? Perhaps Dashe being in power is best, for the sanity of us all. "Better the devil you know", as the saying goes. I propose we ceremonially sacrifice Bowen to appease the forces that be. Why can't we all think logically and find a better solution? Instead of choosing from one extreme or the other, let's choose someone in the middle. I'd rather have you as the Board Administrator and sacrifice both Dashe and Bowen in order to appease Capcom, so they'll make Legends 3. Even if we don't get Legends 3 back by doing that, at least we get rid of the extreme, so everybody wins! |
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Post by Loken on Apr 2, 2012 16:23:43 GMT -5
Thank god we have the old administration back! I always knew you were the best for the job. Without your leadership skills, hair discipline, and sing-songiness where would we be now?
Don't get me wrong Bowen, during the 22 hours and 43 minutes you were in power you did a good job, but I saw through your devious plans to turn this into some kind of hentai roleplaying freak zone.
Welcome back Dashe, from your ever loyal compatriot.
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Post by Bowen Aero on Apr 2, 2012 18:43:26 GMT -5
Oh well, I tried.
So much for a barely clad version of Hunger Games.
I guess it's back to monitoring Crossroads in hopes of new posts.
P.S.
I'm still going to melt down the CokeBots.
They haven't been activated for a long time, and they'll be more efficient as 7-Uploids.
I'll leave alone the original 2.0 CokeBots and donate 7-Uploid #986 as a thank you for the temporary power.
Also, I will resume repairing the code after I finish sorting through the 68,105 messages from disgruntled members, exterminating hostile alien warriors, restocking the staff room's milk supply, and killing that female black widow in the showers.
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Post by Rockman Striker on Apr 2, 2012 21:47:49 GMT -5
So Dashe is back huh? too bad, I was hoping to see her in a Glee episode or the latest High school musical movie, so I guess we are back to slavery, everyone grab your shovels!
And I was so hoping to see those avatars, well once I move to Fontana I will vote for Bowen as mayor, he can turn the world in to a better place for sure!
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Apr 3, 2012 14:05:12 GMT -5
P.S. I'm still going to melt down the CokeBots. They haven't been activated for a long time, and they'll be more efficient as 7-Uploids. That's only because Dashe-and everybody other than me-hasn't posted in the MMLS City thread in the RP section since last year. |
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