Post by TheJorsh on Sept 29, 2010 14:34:53 GMT -5
Of what happens when two game characters get stranded on a mountain for months,
looking over the edge of a cliff.
"So how long have we been up here for?"
"It will have been 11 months in a couple of days"
"UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
Bola moaned as Klaymoor stood next to him, motionlessly.
"Why were we doing this again?" Bola asked.
"It was supposed to be for some sort of art event, if I remember correctly." Klaymoor said.
"There was a man who was supposed to be painting a picture of us while we stood here."
"And why hasn't he?"
"I'm... not sure. He said he was going to be a couple of hours late, due to a meeting.
Then he delayed again, using piano lessons as an excuse.
Then he got busy with school,
then he couldn't do what he originally wanted to do because someone stole his DS,
then h-"
"And then he never came back, right?" Bola interrupted.
"...yes."
"Ugh. We're never gonna get this done. You know that, right?"
"..."
"There's probably a better chance of Duke Nukem Forever being released than there is of this guy comi-"
"Let's not say that." Klaymoor said as he shoved something back into one of his pockets.
"What was that?" Bola asked.
"Let's say... a better chance of Bob's Game coming out."
"Whatever. You aren't answering my question. What did you just put in your pocket?"
"Nothing important."
"Oh really?
"Yes. Really."
A rocket took off in the distance, only to explode in the air shortly after.
"So what is that, the 12th one that they've tried now?"
"I think it was the 14th."
"Dang."
"..."
"Hey, what's that behind you?"
"What's wha- AHH"
Bola tackled Klaymoor, and grabbed an iPhone out of his pocket.
"An iPhone? Seriously?"
"What about it? I didn't buy it, I got it as a early Christmas present from my sister."
Klaymoor said as he stood back up and brushed the dirt off of his armor.
"Ok sure. Does it work?"
"..."
"I need to check my email."
Bola started tapping the touchscreen vigorously.
"Be careful, you'll scratch up the screen..."
"I'm surprised you've got signal out here. That's pretty cool, for a iPhone. Dang, 476 new messages.
Oh, most of it's spam.
ALL NATURAL WAY TO GET A MORE POWERFUL BUSTER GUN WITH THIS PILL.
Heh. Delete."
"Uh, there's something you might want to know..." Klaymoor started.
"Hold on a sec, I gotta read this email I got from a friend."
"No, I really think you should-"
"...Duke Nukem Forever is getting released?"
"..."
"Why are we still here!? There's no point in this!
I've been bored out of my mind since the day after we started this!
I'm tired of this! I'm hungry!"
"Well , we need to wait here for-"
"Why!?"
"...I..."
"Well?"
"I don't know. Let's go get some pizza."
"Great."
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looking over the edge of a cliff.
"So how long have we been up here for?"
"It will have been 11 months in a couple of days"
"UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH"
Bola moaned as Klaymoor stood next to him, motionlessly.
"Why were we doing this again?" Bola asked.
"It was supposed to be for some sort of art event, if I remember correctly." Klaymoor said.
"There was a man who was supposed to be painting a picture of us while we stood here."
"And why hasn't he?"
"I'm... not sure. He said he was going to be a couple of hours late, due to a meeting.
Then he delayed again, using piano lessons as an excuse.
Then he got busy with school,
then he couldn't do what he originally wanted to do because someone stole his DS,
then h-"
"And then he never came back, right?" Bola interrupted.
"...yes."
"Ugh. We're never gonna get this done. You know that, right?"
"..."
"There's probably a better chance of Duke Nukem Forever being released than there is of this guy comi-"
"Let's not say that." Klaymoor said as he shoved something back into one of his pockets.
"What was that?" Bola asked.
"Let's say... a better chance of Bob's Game coming out."
"Whatever. You aren't answering my question. What did you just put in your pocket?"
"Nothing important."
"Oh really?
"Yes. Really."
A rocket took off in the distance, only to explode in the air shortly after.
"So what is that, the 12th one that they've tried now?"
"I think it was the 14th."
"Dang."
"..."
"Hey, what's that behind you?"
"What's wha- AHH"
Bola tackled Klaymoor, and grabbed an iPhone out of his pocket.
"An iPhone? Seriously?"
"What about it? I didn't buy it, I got it as a early Christmas present from my sister."
Klaymoor said as he stood back up and brushed the dirt off of his armor.
"Ok sure. Does it work?"
"..."
"I need to check my email."
Bola started tapping the touchscreen vigorously.
"Be careful, you'll scratch up the screen..."
"I'm surprised you've got signal out here. That's pretty cool, for a iPhone. Dang, 476 new messages.
Oh, most of it's spam.
ALL NATURAL WAY TO GET A MORE POWERFUL BUSTER GUN WITH THIS PILL.
Heh. Delete."
"Uh, there's something you might want to know..." Klaymoor started.
"Hold on a sec, I gotta read this email I got from a friend."
"No, I really think you should-"
"...Duke Nukem Forever is getting released?"
"..."
"Why are we still here!? There's no point in this!
I've been bored out of my mind since the day after we started this!
I'm tired of this! I'm hungry!"
"Well , we need to wait here for-"
"Why!?"
"...I..."
"Well?"
"I don't know. Let's go get some pizza."
"Great."
:12: