Post by snowman on Jul 7, 2009 11:32:26 GMT -5
Pirates… The strong and feared generals of the sea…
Ninjas… Masters of shadows, stealth and coolness…
They have existed as long as boats floated on the sea…
As long as winds blew through the mountains of Japan…
Both determined to eliminate all opposition to succeed at their goals… Even friends…
(So yeah, basically, they’re both pretty bad.)
Pirates and ninjas are sworn enemies. From birth, they were destined to combat one another. When one encounters another, they will duel to the end. Both have evolved, but their feelings towards one another have remained the same. Some may say pirates were created to destroy ninjas, and ninjas to destroy pirates…
(Gee, what a pointless destiny.)
This is a record of one of the countless combats of the two sides.
17th of Flying Fish, 9001
Gengoro Island
From the west, impressive tanks, battleships and paper planes traveled to the battlefield, led by a gigantic green aircraft, seating a great pirate commander, a brilliant genius and a super strong robot. For some reason, “Babu!” was all it could say.
From the east, a majestic mermaid swam below a jetpack-equipped robot, flying with grace. Beside them, a flamboyant mustached ballerina struggled to stay in the air by flapping fans. Leading the pack was, riding a cloud, the best ninja thief in all of Edo.
To one side, the Bonnes stood with their incredible machinery. Tron Bonne was the genius behind the creation of these devices, as well as their pint-sized pilots, the 41 Servbots. The leader of this fleet was Tron’s brother Teisel, very worthy of being the boss. He had been planning this battle all week, and had many strategies up his sleeve. Their baby brother, Bon Bonne, stood beside the two, shrieking an encouraging “Babu!”
Facing them was Team Go, the ninja thieves from the land of the rising sun. Goemon, the team’s founder, stood smiling with his kiseru pipe out, ready to strike at any moment. His best friend, Ebisumaru, picked his nose (which was twice the size of his eye), and wondered why Goemon chose THAT hairstyle, as it made his head look like a pineapple. Sasuke, the clockwork ninja created by the Wise Man of Iga, stood straight, short in statue, but high in spirit. Yae was the newest member, but has ninja skills so powerful that even Chuck Norris notices her.
The long voyage was over. Both teams faced each other, ready to begin the great battle. But first, they had to insult each other. It was part of some twisted code of Honor.
Tron made the first move “Only 4 ninjas? Ha! We have 44 on our side, each with their own mechanical masterpiece! You’re outnumbered!”
Yae brushed her hair aside and replied “We ninjas work better in small numbers. With our speed and agility, we’ll dismantle each piece of machinery before you even notice!”
Continuing the argument, Tiesel yelled “We’re more organized than an orchestra! Our superb teamwork is sure to crush you uncoordinated ninjas!”
Goemon stepped forward and said “We have been in training for many years, and know how to swiftly dodge anything you pirates throw at us!”
Bon taunted “Babu! Babu, Babu, BABUUUU!”
Sasuke exclaimed “Why you impolite little… I shall show you no mercy!”
Laughing, Tron said “Our badness is unmatchable! We have 5 MP3s of “Bad” saved on our PC, and we downloaded each one illegally!”
Ebisumaru leaned forward, put his hands to his hips, and snorted “I ate rice crispies for breakfast, and I drank orange juice, too! Then, I played Twinbee!”
The whole Bonne army stared.
Goemon boasted “We’ve been able to survive him for years, so we can survive you, too!”
Insults flew back and forth for hours.
“Your nose is so small, how can you breathe?”
“Look at those horribly designed hands! Is there a time when they’re not fists?”
“80% of your games have never been released outside of Japan!”
“You haven’t had a sequel to your game for years!”
“BABU!”
By the time the insult war was over, nobody had enough energy to fight.
THE END
Ninjas… Masters of shadows, stealth and coolness…
They have existed as long as boats floated on the sea…
As long as winds blew through the mountains of Japan…
Both determined to eliminate all opposition to succeed at their goals… Even friends…
(So yeah, basically, they’re both pretty bad.)
Pirates and ninjas are sworn enemies. From birth, they were destined to combat one another. When one encounters another, they will duel to the end. Both have evolved, but their feelings towards one another have remained the same. Some may say pirates were created to destroy ninjas, and ninjas to destroy pirates…
(Gee, what a pointless destiny.)
This is a record of one of the countless combats of the two sides.
17th of Flying Fish, 9001
Gengoro Island
From the west, impressive tanks, battleships and paper planes traveled to the battlefield, led by a gigantic green aircraft, seating a great pirate commander, a brilliant genius and a super strong robot. For some reason, “Babu!” was all it could say.
From the east, a majestic mermaid swam below a jetpack-equipped robot, flying with grace. Beside them, a flamboyant mustached ballerina struggled to stay in the air by flapping fans. Leading the pack was, riding a cloud, the best ninja thief in all of Edo.
To one side, the Bonnes stood with their incredible machinery. Tron Bonne was the genius behind the creation of these devices, as well as their pint-sized pilots, the 41 Servbots. The leader of this fleet was Tron’s brother Teisel, very worthy of being the boss. He had been planning this battle all week, and had many strategies up his sleeve. Their baby brother, Bon Bonne, stood beside the two, shrieking an encouraging “Babu!”
Facing them was Team Go, the ninja thieves from the land of the rising sun. Goemon, the team’s founder, stood smiling with his kiseru pipe out, ready to strike at any moment. His best friend, Ebisumaru, picked his nose (which was twice the size of his eye), and wondered why Goemon chose THAT hairstyle, as it made his head look like a pineapple. Sasuke, the clockwork ninja created by the Wise Man of Iga, stood straight, short in statue, but high in spirit. Yae was the newest member, but has ninja skills so powerful that even Chuck Norris notices her.
The long voyage was over. Both teams faced each other, ready to begin the great battle. But first, they had to insult each other. It was part of some twisted code of Honor.
Tron made the first move “Only 4 ninjas? Ha! We have 44 on our side, each with their own mechanical masterpiece! You’re outnumbered!”
Yae brushed her hair aside and replied “We ninjas work better in small numbers. With our speed and agility, we’ll dismantle each piece of machinery before you even notice!”
Continuing the argument, Tiesel yelled “We’re more organized than an orchestra! Our superb teamwork is sure to crush you uncoordinated ninjas!”
Goemon stepped forward and said “We have been in training for many years, and know how to swiftly dodge anything you pirates throw at us!”
Bon taunted “Babu! Babu, Babu, BABUUUU!”
Sasuke exclaimed “Why you impolite little… I shall show you no mercy!”
Laughing, Tron said “Our badness is unmatchable! We have 5 MP3s of “Bad” saved on our PC, and we downloaded each one illegally!”
Ebisumaru leaned forward, put his hands to his hips, and snorted “I ate rice crispies for breakfast, and I drank orange juice, too! Then, I played Twinbee!”
The whole Bonne army stared.
Goemon boasted “We’ve been able to survive him for years, so we can survive you, too!”
Insults flew back and forth for hours.
“Your nose is so small, how can you breathe?”
“Look at those horribly designed hands! Is there a time when they’re not fists?”
“80% of your games have never been released outside of Japan!”
“You haven’t had a sequel to your game for years!”
“BABU!”
By the time the insult war was over, nobody had enough energy to fight.
THE END
