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Post by Dragge on Jul 28, 2007 20:50:07 GMT -5
I've been new for a few days and never got to this. Everyone is nice and friendly. I like that. I'd say that my first few friends are Dig the Digg, rockv, and green. Everyone will become my friend later on.
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Nuro
Miroc
Why don't we have machine-gun swords?
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Post by Nuro on Jul 28, 2007 21:24:17 GMT -5
Hello and welcome. Most of us are nice here, except the Coke Trolls that keep trying to rob the lounge refrigerator. Luckily, I have my personal stash of Dr. Brown, so I do not fear the foul beasts. But other than that slight infestation, I hope you enjoy it here.
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Post by Dashe on Jul 29, 2007 0:37:33 GMT -5
Everyone will be your friend here? Sounds rather presumptuous if you ask me. Still, you follow the rules, which says a lot. Keep doing it and I might give you a cookie. And even if I do, I'd think twice--no, several times--before eating the cookie. The cookie was probably given to you to use as a biological weapon against your enemies...I can't be held responsible if someone were to accidentally ingest it upon obtaining the dessert item.
I must admit, I am glad you find this place to your liking.
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Post by Dragge on Jul 29, 2007 12:16:31 GMT -5
Thanks for offering the cookie but I'm diabetic. I am liking it here so far!
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Post by Dashe on Jul 29, 2007 12:45:59 GMT -5
Again, it's not a cookie you'd want to eat. I have them prepared by our Anti-Shef (...I mean, chef), and his cooking's a biological weapon in itself. And I never said I was definitely giving you one. Heck, I barely know you. Suck up Stick around for a while, and we can negotiate the terms later.
(At least my Cherry Coke supply cabinet's safe for now.)
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Post by Blues on Jul 29, 2007 12:54:35 GMT -5
Hello there, dragge, and welcome to Legends Station! It looks like you're already having a good time here. Yeah, I'd be wise to keep that cookie and not eat it. Maybe you could give it to me? I collect these cookies, you know. I already have 9! I've got a list of them somewhere. Just ask if you want to see it.
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Post by Rage on Jul 29, 2007 14:42:40 GMT -5
Hello there, My name is Cadet Gunnery Sergeant Rage of the Legends Station Militia. Also you may call me Hospital Corpsman Rage. That is my rank in the United States Navy. I am your Senior Drill Instructor. I am tough but fair. I do not discriminate against anybody; Zero and Battle Network Fan boys, emo kids, rich people, and etc. I hate you all equally in my sick sadistic heart. You will be trained 24/7 from dusk till whenever I think you can be allowed to sleep. I will drill your head into the ground. I want the very best on these forums. I don't want want any pansy in my beloved forums.
Enjoy your still, beat on a Zero fan, and listen to the Supreme Commander, Dashe. OORAH!
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Post by Pitch on Jul 29, 2007 15:19:55 GMT -5
You know, with all this non-sense it's a wonder you all aren't scaring off new members. I certainly know I would've ran away from here if my intro was anything like this.. o.o *shakes head* Welcome aboard, dragge. I'm actually surprised to be mentioned here(can't say I remember saying much to you in any threads), but that's quite alright. You seem like a good member to me, I hope ya end up stickin’ around. Don't worry about what these wackos are saying here; they think they're funny. They mean well, though.
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Post by Rage on Jul 29, 2007 15:29:08 GMT -5
That would be pretty sad if people see me and run away. If you think that is bad, you should go to some of the other forums I was apart of a long time ago. The memoires with a bunch of crazy people.
ALso you, Dragge, don't judge the forums just because they have one crazy person here.
*looks at Green's avatar*
OMG!? I must change mine now. I'll bring out my secret weapon.
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Post by Dragge on Jul 29, 2007 16:55:54 GMT -5
Sorry about the misunderstanding there Dashe. Sometimes I misunderstand things. Blues, let me see the list.
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Nuro
Miroc
Why don't we have machine-gun swords?
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Post by Nuro on Jul 29, 2007 19:58:47 GMT -5
Uhhh, I kind of ate the cookie you gave me after signing-up, Dashe. Was that one OK... because I haven't noticed any abnormalities out of the usual abnormalities, which would make them normalities... GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE! It is our only hope for great justice!
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Post by Dashe on Jul 29, 2007 20:52:33 GMT -5
Antidote, antidote...hmmm, I can't seem to recall where I put that antidote. Did I even make one? Maybe...wait, I think I've got it! In order to reverse the effects, you have to bury 150 cans of Dr. Brown in the Banned Member Graveyard at the stroke of midnight, stand on your head, and chant "Dashe is seventeen and a half times more awesome than me" until you start seeing mirages. Then you call up the local pizzeria and buy me some buffalo wings. Trust me, this really works.
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Nuro
Miroc
Why don't we have machine-gun swords?
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Post by Nuro on Jul 29, 2007 21:05:35 GMT -5
But I only have 9 empty cans sitting in my room right now! Uhhh, will cheap off-brand soda from ALDI's work?
And what pizzeria! No where around here even sells traditional pizza, just the hyped stuff like what Pizza (the) Hutt has... and even then, I live in the middle of nowhere (known as the Mullica Hill - Pitman - Mantua border considered to sometimes Richwood) and have no local pizzeria that even sell the common-place stuff... maybe Pat's counts?
Noooo, I'm doomed to an eternity of... wait, what were the aftereffects of the cookie anyway?
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Post by Dashe on Jul 29, 2007 21:55:47 GMT -5
Nausea, drowsiness, constipation, a persistant and often itchy rash, minor memory loss, and in extreme cases heart complications or gastrointestinal failure. I rather dislike Pizza hut. There's an MMLS-sanctioned pizzeria located about two and a half blocks from the You-Don't-Know-White-Bread Cafeteria Mk. II, if you think you're in trouble.
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Post by Teisel & The Servbot #14 on Jul 30, 2007 14:09:51 GMT -5
Welcome to our humble abode Dragge, please do not be intimidated by Dashe's extreme obsession with punctuation and spelling (Don't hurt me! Please?) & Rage's attachment to the military (Dude, what you said was so off of Full Metal Jacket, I love that movie by the way). All in all, this forum kicks you know what and shall continue to kick you know what until we all get bored or half of us get decimated by a mob of angry-naked-60 year old-germans.
Oi! Why didn't I get a cookie?
Welcome to the gnarley forums! *Stands upon a pedestal and looks holy* yes you may give your blessings, I'll grant you a poptart (Cause poptarts kick cookie A**!) *flies away*
Now Station Master Dashe, do you see any typos or mistakes within this message that I have so graciously typed to our new member?
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