GSG
Cannam
o_e
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Post by GSG on Jun 6, 2006 15:26:50 GMT -5
ran out of the room screaming. And in the nick of time, too, as seconds later a mammoth rubber-band-ball bulldozed through the wall, ricocheted off a lunch table and landed flat on top of Glyde, who had been innocently helping himself to Tron's nail polish while the others weren't looking.
"Of all the bad luck..." He muttered. "Oh look, come on. Why didn't the ball bulldoze through the table as well? Why did have to fling off it and hit me? Now really, you haven't thought this through, have you?"
"Yes I have." Argued GesellschaftGal.
"Yes she has." Piped Teisel. "That's why she installed a navigating system in the ball and then gave me the remote control and everything."
"So it was you!" Tron spat. "Teisel, you idiot! We could've...
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Post by Musashi on Jun 6, 2006 20:03:33 GMT -5
went through the twilight zone! Thank god, I love you my idiot brother!" Tron said in glee. "This moron saved us all! YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"
"And thats how I saved Christmas." Musashi ended, looking as proud as ever. "Thats not possible, I remember Ira doing some kind of ritual were Gesellshaftgal died or something," Tron argued. "and became...DOUBLE G...! and then SHE saved Christmas." Musashi replied "No, no,
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Post by Aim on Jun 10, 2006 17:52:14 GMT -5
NO!" rang a shout, coming from the engine room. "Tron, who's in the engine room right now?" Teasel asked nervously. "I think it's (insert real-to-game Servbot numer here)," said Musashi, strutting his knowledge of Megaman Legends proudly. "I think it's a Servbot!" Tron exclaimed intelligently. Teasel and Tron then rushed to the engine room to see what was the fuss, leaving Musashi to rescue Glyde from the giant rubber band ball and Ira, who was running over his painted fingers with her turbo-wheelchair. "Oh no, Tron. This Servbot's asleep!" Teasel stuttered. "But that can only mean that the real speaker was
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Post by Musashi on Jun 10, 2006 17:59:34 GMT -5
Glyde!" "DUN DUN DUN!" Glyde said dramaticly. "If Glyde's over there, whoes this?" Musashi asked. "Oh, thats just my little bro, Float." Glyde shrugged. "All he can do is float, hence his name, but I can glyde, hence my name." Glyde said sporting an intelligent expression on his face. "Oh, and...why are you in the engine room screaming 'NO,NO,NO!'?" Tron asked. "Oh, I just blew up
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Post by Anti-Jump Springs on Jun 15, 2006 23:02:59 GMT -5
this balloon only to realize that it was Float's. Everyone knows he has cooties," Glyde replied matter-of-factly. Suddenly, Anti-Jump Springs burst through the wall. Brandishing several broken MML disks, he screamed savagely at Musashi; "No more self inserts!!!" "Now, hold on," demanded Tron, "Aren't you too heavy to be in the air?" Suddenly realizing she was right, AJS plummeted through the floor(s) of the Gesellschaft 10, and the whole thing was
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Post by Musashi on Jun 15, 2006 23:22:21 GMT -5
drinking some Mountain Dew. "Grr!" growled the Gesellschaft. "Coke is sooooo much better then this." "HELLO! SOME HELP HERE!" AJS screamed in mid air. "Oh, sorry AJS!" The Gesellshaft kindly replied, while placing an unrippable trampoline. "Thanks!" AJS said in graditude, as he safely bounced up and down the contraption. "No
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Heat Sonata
Gorubeshu
*takes the art escalator*
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Post by Heat Sonata on Jun 16, 2006 1:12:26 GMT -5
one can stop me from creating my most powerful weapon ever now!" AJS cackled. "The legendary Unbreakable Trampoline was the last component that acts as the propulsion for the bowling ball. Now all I have to do is finish it!" And so, AJS turned and
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Post by Aim on Jun 16, 2006 14:20:01 GMT -5
walked back through the hole. Everyone watched him plummet quickly to the ground, creating an enormous crater. "Haha, you know, it's a lucky thing we aren't moving really fast right now, or the air swirling around us would probably suck us right out of that hole in the ship!" Teasel laughed. "Um, Teasel, you do know that the ships are actually moving much faster than they appear to be in the MML cutscenes, right?" Tron replied. "What? Graaaaaaaagh!" Teasel yelled, trying to cling on to a
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Post by Dashe on Jun 16, 2006 19:13:58 GMT -5
bowl of tuna casserole, like saran wrap. "Hey, that's for the picnic!" Tron scolded. Dashe nodded, jumping onto the self-insertion bandwagon.
"I've managed to steal 75 cases of cherry coke," she reported, pointing toward a drache filled with boxes upon boxes of the stuff. "It's never a picnic without cherry coke!"
"That's right!" about seven servbots chimed in, as Teisel put the casserole down and walked over to where Bon was busy putting several tupperwares filled with sandwiches into a large cardboard
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Post by Musashi on Jun 16, 2006 21:48:14 GMT -5
kick in the face by Musashi. "NO! Cherry Coke is a no-go I tell you! Regular Coke is a go-go though." "Umm, okay....." Dashe said, staring at Musashi. "So, that means General Dashe must go back and collect REGULAR Coke this time!" Dashe replied defensively "HEY!
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Heat Sonata
Gorubeshu
*takes the art escalator*
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Post by Heat Sonata on Jun 16, 2006 23:24:27 GMT -5
Didn't you hear from the higher ups?" Dashe sneered. "I've been promoted to Supreme Commander. I'm not a general anymore! My ambitions have finally been realized and now I outrank you!" Musashi, however, didn't feel at liberty to answer... after all, he knew
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Post by Musashi on Jun 17, 2006 2:25:39 GMT -5
that baseball cards sucked. "So what? I still have better Football(real football) cards then ya!" Musashi grunted. "Well, can you defeat my SUPER DUPER ATOMIC KICK OF DOOM CARD!?" Dashe laughed evily, grining the most diabolical grin you had ever seen. "Why yes,
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Post by Dashe on Jun 17, 2006 21:37:08 GMT -5
I'd like ten extra large pizzas with extra anchovies, delivered to the MMLS Staff Lounge as fast as possible." Musashi answered into the phone. "$89.33? Great! Make the bill out to fab, okay? Tell him Dashe is responsible." He hung up and glanced at the REAL Dashe with an evil grin. "That'll teach you never to insult my mother in public again!"
"You're...you're absolutely despicable!" Dashe stammered, clutching her revolver for dear life, hoping she'd remembered to disengage the safety this time. "AJS, take care of him and I'll give you a cherry coke!"
"Aww, why do I have to beat him up?" AJS complained. "You're the one with the gun!"
"Are you insulting my intelligence?" Dashe snapped. "When I say attack, I mean
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Post by Musashi on Jun 18, 2006 0:37:26 GMT -5
that boat fees to Dashe Island is 1000z!" "Oh, okay!" AJS, a potential custormer replied. "Oh no! Dashe!!! Fab has just planned to destroy your beloved island!" Musashi yelled out to Dashe. "What!? Why! I demand an anwser!" Dashe snapped. "All fab is telling me is that it will make a great scene in AT. Ya' know, Trigger running out of the ruins...Roll falling down yelling 'Save yourself,' an Trigger replying 'Okay!' and running off while Roll scream 'NOT LITERALLY!' and Trigger laughing a evil laugh. The works." Musashi replied. "Oh! in that case
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Post by Aim on Jun 18, 2006 15:06:43 GMT -5
Tron and Lex Loathe should both die too!" he added maliciously. "No, I won't let you kill off my two favorite characters like they did in X-Men 3!" AimMan shouted, wielding his lightsaber. After a long and grueling exchange of random force blasts, without ever once actually conducting a lightsaber duel, the two were exhausted. "You are a formidable opponent," AimMan gasped. "And you are
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