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Post by Blues on Jun 18, 2006 16:10:58 GMT -5
A giant rubber ducky wearing a hat," Monkey-Island-Swordfight-Insultng Reavercat said. Everyone stopped to stare at the ducky, until fab came back with Melty's cane. "What did I miss?" he said as Tron started to massage Teisel's back. ""Ewww!" Dashe said, as Mushasi began to choke on a Servbot drinking liquidated jawbreakers, mixed with Dashe's favorite cherry coke, of course. Aimman then started to jump on Glyde's back. "Waitaminute!" Pitchette (AKA Cutgirl) Said. "Pitch is my boyfriend!" Then, Pitch came, and started to
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Post by Servbot42 on Jun 21, 2006 10:49:38 GMT -5
arrest Generally Blues for his insane paragraph. Lex Loath, oblivious to all the horrible things going on around him, was currently hanging out with Lex Luther. In his mind, anyway. "Why, Mr. Lex, your head is extremely bald and shiny today." Lex said to himself. "Yes, I know. Your lips are looking very huge and wet this fine day, Mr. Lex." "Oh, Mr. Lex, you flatter me!" "No, I mean it. Mr. Lex.! Your big fat penguin body is also the most beautiful thing I have ever seen!" "Really, Mr. Lex?" "Really, Mr. Lex." "Oh, call me by my real name, Nancy, Mr. Lex." "That's a great name, Mr. Lex Nancy." "What are you doing?" said Glyde as he
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Post by Musashi on Jun 21, 2006 14:46:38 GMT -5
pogo sticked ontop of Lex in his mind.
"OUCH! Glyde! You completly ruined my fantasy!" Lex growled in disgust.
"OH! Your growling in disgust at me!? Look at you! Y-you horrid..penguin body lance nose monstrosity! You can't match my bishounen beauty!" Glyde replied in MORE disgust.
"Penguin body lance nose monstrosity? Hmm....yes, I believe that that is a accurate description of myself." Lex agreed.
"I'm glad you think so, sir." Glyde replied formaly.
"Well! I like that description so much, it's my new slogan. None of that 'Intrest on your Intrest' crap I tell you." Lex said in joy.
"But sir,
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Post by Aim on Jun 21, 2006 19:21:45 GMT -5
think of the marketability we lose by ditching the slogan!" AimMan reasoned. "I mean, after all, there aren't that many looping Loath-related avatars out there!" "Put a sock in it, AimMan! This one's got edge! You know, pizzaz!" Loathe assured him. "Speaking of pizzaz," piped up Data, "look what I've got guys! It's a fresh, steaming hot
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Post by Musashi on Jun 21, 2006 21:15:42 GMT -5
pile of Flutter!" Data started dancing in glee, while alluvasudden Roll crashed through the window and screamed "YOU EVIL MONKEY!" She started choking him, then the Flutter blew up.
Lex fell on Data.
Data Died.
Glyde landed upside down in the sewers and got eaten by alligators...wait a minute! Thats only a urban legend...right?
Roll did some kind of weird flip, landing on here feet but breaking her legs.
Tron and Megaman then went on a date, for there were no people to distrub them. Except Teisel....
Tron remember something. This is just like that dream I had at the beginning of this every three second changing story! Tron thought to herself. Then all of a sudden Teisel drop kicked Megaman. "That'll teach ya
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Jun 24, 2006 3:33:09 GMT -5
how gravity works!" "Thank you Teisel! With your tutoring, I are now a super genius!" "Not yet!" Teisel said. "There is still one thing left that you must do to be smart!" "And what is that?" "You need to defeat Ira!" Teisel exclaimed! "But, what does that have to do with being smart?" Megaman asked. "Just go do it, okay"
And so Megaman went off to find the crazy person. When he did find her she was
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Post by Anti-Jump Springs on Jun 28, 2006 22:19:07 GMT -5
hitting on AJS who was rather doing his best to avoid everyone. Ira saw Megaman and pulled out a rather odd shrubbery.
AJS fell through the floor.
The shrubbery turned into a huge cannon of some sort and began to
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Post by Dashe on Jul 3, 2006 10:20:15 GMT -5
pulsate and turn radioactive, resulting in an island-wide quarantine of Saul Kada. The inhabitants of Kimotoma were all put on house arrest and the golden statue was repeatedly doused in bleach. However, the efforts of the haz-mat control facilities were in vain, because it was too late. The entire population of Saul Kada had been tragically contaminated by the radioactive cannon, rendering the ruins there unexplorable and
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
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Post by Four on Aug 1, 2006 2:44:11 GMT -5
moderately decorated. Unfortunately Ira was not dead, in fact she had kicked Megaman in the shin with her radioactive foot; her voice horridly changed yet still very annoying.
"COME BACK AND SEE ME AGAIN."
Megaman nodded and left, going back inside Ira's room minutes later only to be greeted with the same damn sentence. When his ears had finally stopped bleeding, he proceeded to the emergency room to have the disgusting growth on his infected shin removed, but accidentally stepped into the Hospital's salsa dancing room instead, where he saw Klaymoore flat on his back and
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Heat Sonata
Gorubeshu
*takes the art escalator*
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Post by Heat Sonata on Aug 1, 2006 17:35:10 GMT -5
dying.
Weeks after the funeral, Megaman would still be telling all his friends about how he had been with his best friend Klaymoore in his final hours, but everyone knew the truth. Megaman had only stayed by Klaymoore's bedside to swindle him out of every penny he owned. He lost his reputation among his peers, friends, and families, and soon went into a depression. When he couldn't find any work, he took to
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Post by Musashi on Aug 1, 2006 19:14:07 GMT -5
the sewers and exploded. Minutes later, Teisel and Tron saw him, and Teisel exclaimed "MAN! He didn't even get to become super smart," "OR GET TO DATE ME!" Tron yelled. All of a sudden, Tron and Teisel jumped on to a Drache, and flew into the Gesselshaft.
The Flutter soon followed the Gesselshaft, having only Roll to attack the massive ship. "Cannons On! Main turrets activate!" right after the command, two cannons appeared ontop of the Flutter, as did two machine gun turrets.
"Eh? Whys the Flutter there?" Tron asked confusingly. "Time to attack!" Roll pressed a button and both cannons appeared to be charging up, and in seconds, they shot out
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
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Post by Four on Aug 1, 2006 19:46:41 GMT -5
the severed parts of the deceased hero, smashing into the Gesselshaft and causing massive physical (not to mention mental) damage. Tron fainted at the horrific sight, and all of the servbots began to faint as well--thinking it was just a harmless little game of Simon Says.
And now with no-one to steer the ship, the Gesselshaft began to plummet down to
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Post by Aim on Aug 2, 2006 12:22:49 GMT -5
a good office for human resources. It was there that Teasel recruited a new pilot who could operate the Gesselshaft. "Um, Teasel, I'm fine now! The Servbots and I can operate the ship!" Tron objected. "No, no, Tron. I'm doing this for you. With that blue boy gone, I figure we're going to need to hook you up with somebody new if we want to continue the proud Bonne dynasty ("Since when are we a dynasty?" Tron added)!" he replied. "Well, obviously Bon can't keep up the family lineage. After all, Bon's
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
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Post by Four on Aug 2, 2006 19:20:38 GMT -5
already had two failed marriages and his third wife stole our cookies before she passed away!"
Tron gave it some thought, before reluctantly agreeing to what Tiesel had said. She couldn't continue being in love with a dismembered boy--no matter how heroic! "All right all right, fine. But darn it, the pilot better be good looking."
"How should I know what he looks like?" Tiesel replied like what Tron had said was the dumbest thing in the world.
"WHAT? 'You' recruited him!" Tron replied like what Tiesel had said was the dumbest thing in the world.
"But they blind-folded me! I swear, that pilot guild master is crazier than the digger's guild master!"
"I heard that!!!" The latter's guild master appeared out of nowhere, with a crazy look in his eye. "YOU'LL NEVER GET THE KEY!!!"
Before Tron and Tiesel knew what was happening, the
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Post by Musashi on Aug 3, 2006 0:24:01 GMT -5
top of the Gesselshaft blew up. Megaman appeared in all of his glory, and in one piece. He quickly shot down the Guild Master, making sure that he wouldn't self destruct anything ever again. "Oh my god, Megaman!" yelled Tron. With out saying anything, Megaman aimed at Tron, and shot three shots right above her head.
"HOW DARE YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!" Megaman yelled with such anger, his head caught on fire. He equiped his aqua blaster and put it out. "DIE! Seize them!" Then, an army of Ira's with flails flew from the sky, breaking through the ceiling of the Gesselshaft. They charged at them, throwing a
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