Post by PharaohManXe54 on Jul 1, 2005 4:17:44 GMT -5
Well, you all should have gotten the gist of it by now. Here's the whole story up to the beginning of page 26:
Juno was wondering if
Juno was wondering if a bologna sandwich would eat a carbon for some decent fitting clothes. Then he flew toward the first Chinese buffet of "Look Mom, a monkey selling organ grinder" City. Juno went inside to order his favorite Pu Pu platter. Then breakdanced on Downtown because it made him gassy so here comes the Gundams Strike and Blitz (whoever they are) and started to wreak havoc until Feldinaut came and used heat vision to toast the white bread.
Damage128 arrived in time for tea and crumpets, and a hitman came to finish the job but luckily Megaman came wondering where Juno went. "Juno!" he said, "I have no toilet paper!"
"But we've no plumbing!" cried Teisel Bonne from his mouth. Juno swung a toilet seat around his waist. Megaman then joined in, while tiptoeing into a nuclear warhead.
"Do you see a door?" asked an apricot pie from Data's stomach.
"Yes. Meet me in the ballroom with the money. Anmakit fast like." Then Yuna came and joined Weight Watchers so the world would implode with the fiery wrath of the Purple Turtle. The evil bakery of the Bakery Lady forced the white bread out of the hotel lobby where Yuna was waiting for Pitch to come and save her from Pitch's obsessive Yuna references.
"Not pie again!" screamed Roll with SPOOKY DOOM!!! Yuna ate the pie with a spork. Suddenly Roll popped out of the strawberry pancakes from HELL!!!
"Roll! Are you really a bookmark?" asked Yuna because she was incredibly bored with nothing to live for. Angrily, Yuna slapped you ALL and stormed out of her box, forfeiting the super taco bake-off. Yuna stole the tacos! But then she died, but killed Tuttle first.
"Oh snap!" said Sera, who, like Potemkin, exploded randomly.
Barrel started practicing for his ballet rehearsal. He was actually quite horrifically bad and caused Yuna to come back. Barrel shot the zombie and the law won. Sera popped up, wiping chocolate from her lips, and placed it on the corpse of Yuna making a strangely odd cake that tasted great! Everyone devoured Yuna's corpse because it was fun.
Yuna's ghost haunted everyone except her fan, fab who kept her cool but the battery burned cuz Yuna is hot. All of a sudden the Master beamed down from the giant lobster. "That's some good lobster!" screamed Data, who was the national mascot of the Pizza Burning League.
Then, rabid barbeque grills turned higher their flames almost hot as Yuna. Then, Sera came to pass some major gas which made everyone faint, but they didn't die. Ira came to bring bathtubs filled with syrup to the masses. Her hearts stopped suddenly because she smelled Sera's gas which tasted like cherries. It smelled really bad and made Ira's legs wobble with wiggle glee.
The turkeys from the distant land of Turkeyville came to trade off Data for a captured for a makeshift fishtank bird. Data tried to eat the forbidden pizza of moldy doom! Meanwhile, Roll was eating large pieces of tableware such as golden goblets. Suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, a giant portrait of Amelia came to life! Her gumby hairdo turned around, like The Exorcist hair of death.
Gramps had a heart attack and was rushed to a desert wasteland so Megaman's cactus could meet Gramps' failing heart. Alas, the carpet was in a state of utter well-being. Relieved, Gramps wiped himself and vowed never to eat beans without laxatives. He then buried himself in sand and melted. Yuna watched and did a dance, deciding this all was just a dream, since pecans can't fly, and Yuna is already dead enough to commit heinous acts of disorganized propaganda for Damage's Russian Mafia.
But they ran like sissy little preteen girls when Sarkli fired! Therefore, it proved, beyond a reasonable doubt, that Damage loves to chicken dance. And a mercenary came from Thoose's Kingdom where all things are jolly olly oxen free-lee-ohs. "What kind of torture did grandma eat?" asked Data.
"You can eat torture?" asked Granny Volnutt. She miraculously rose from the lawn chair. Then, zombies stole the lawn chair! Data couldn't understand why they'd steal lawn chairs. He suddenly remembered something! "I GOTTA COOK PIZZA!"
"OH NO! NOT AGAIN!" screamed the Casketts. Luckily, twenty thousand orphan children stopped Data before he jumped into Rosie Odonnell's incredibly evil pit of marinated retards. Kentucky fried chicken started to dance to the beat of a different drum. Yuna was still very dead.
Elysium exploded without warning! The explosion revived Yuna! Seeking safety, she fled from all you haters. But she fell into a whirlpool of bliss. Then the Guildmaster suddenly let one rip. Everyone died and went to Elysium. Happiness was not in Elysium until Yuna died because she went there too, but nobody really noticed because they were blind.
They went to Lenscrafters and bought some awesome emo glasses which made Yuna's hair look sick. "HAKAP!" Roll Yelled. "Why the heck did she join an emo band?"
"Who is this 'emo'?" asked an uninformed person.
"I have a gun," said Yuna, but nobody thought she could use her hair to whip flies, like a cow.
Suddenly, a giant squid 637.24 feet tall arose and spewed black ink on #3's Spinach Puffs! A gender non-specific sailor named Popeye the sailorman ate the inky spinach puffs and got sick. "Where is Bon Bonne?!" asked the candy man.
"The Pun Bell rings!" said Whoopi Goldberg, dying. Not very many units could taste the power of white bread! Ira died a painful death. Her legs were donated to jousters for jousting. But they soon dissolved in a giant pool of liquidized goat feet. Just then, a giant rampaging behemoth of a tomato broke though all of the toilet paper.
Feldinaut revived the story. But all she wanted was to eat apples but Fatty McBlobbicus wouldn't let her eat now but would later. Sera was starting to get a little testy because of all the Bunchies prancing in her brain. It exploded. Then she did a little dance.
"DO THE MACARENA!" Shouted Tidus, dying.
But sadly, Yuna didn't care. "Why can't I breathe whenever I make out with Teisel?" She crooned as Pitch readied the sniper.
"Is it because I'm actually a girl?" Teisel questioned his gender as a bullet hit his noggin. Pitch laughed evilly until Yuna kissed him with a blunt object. Data popped out of Teisel's head injury toting riches from the beyond. Also, SPOOKY DOOM!!! His pants suddenly flipped out, because...too...many...posts...were clogging his arteries. McDonalds decided to sue Fatty McBlobbicus for stealing the Main Gate Refractor from Ronald McDonald's giant playplace of SPOOKY DOOM!!!
Then a gold fish killed Yuna again. Pitch screamed for his lost love. We pointed and laughed. Enraged by the laughter, Pitch exploded. Haw haw.
Then, Mltmlt22 was shot in the toe by a living apricot pie! "Pie?! Where's the pie?!" The pie exploded, and took Mltmlt22 with it! He was reincarnated as an apricot pie that would be eaten by none, for the curse of the pie was so horrible that every air pirate got sick.They ate birdbot soup for brunch and liquid nitrogen as mouthwash. Lasers started to spew from the mouth of MltMlt22. Suddenly, the stale meatloaf yelled, "Close the hatch!!!"
MltMlt22 was really getting his hatch closed until Data came to save a jar of pickles. Yet, pickles or not, MltMlt was just going to perish, as planned.
And there was much screaming when Gramps walked into the ladies' restroom. Actually, it was more like a scream of dozens of ladies dying.
Then FF7 took over Servbot42's biased mind, which imploded from the horrible overrated RPG and terrible graphics. FF7 was soon hailed as god. Servbot 42 screamed and cursed and destroyed FF7 for good!!! We threw a party. It was really hardy. I* hated the party, so I* killed myself.
Mega Man and Gramps went on a violent, passionate date to McDonalds for their new "Chicken McSlimeball" special. However, penniless as they were, they had to eat ketchup out of the garbage. "I love you," Gramps said to the garbage.
"I love you too!" said Tron. Everyone then cheered, for Tron had a baby with Gramps!!! Many people threw up Hello Kitty Merchandise.
"WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR!?" asked the baby.
"You're fat," said Lex Loath, jumping. The baby went peepee on Tron's food. Then the world exploded, which was good, because now everything can start from the beginning again!
Once upon a time, the Bonnes were murdered by a giant plastic army man. Then Megaman avenged their deaths by singing loudly and badly while doing the Data dance. Tron Bonne was revived!
As a brain eating slug slept, data danced the macarena while Sera put a plastic bag in a nearby trashcan. The poor trashcan suffocated, but nobody cared, except for Yuna, who mourned all the rotten garbage. Kinda like the carbons. Nobody liked them either. A funeral service proceeded for the putrid junk as well as for Amelia, the robotic mayor.
Juno was wondering if