Post by Blues on Dec 14, 2006 19:28:54 GMT -5
Welcome to Mega Man Legends Christmas (or "holiday", if you prefer...) carols! I hope you'll all enjoy them!
First up is Lex Loath, The Loanshark:
(To the tune of Frosty The Snowman
Lex Loath, the Loanshark, was
a greedy, stingy soul
with a purple suit and a spiky nose
and two hands made out of steel
Lex Loath, the Loanshark,
told a scary tale, they say
he was made of fat
but the Birdbots know
how he went crazy one day
There must have been some magic
on that old nose tip they found
for when they put it on his nose
he began to spazz about
Lex Loathe, the Loanshark,
was as crazy as could be
and the Birdbots say
he could laugh and rant
just the same as you and me
Lex Loath, the Loanshark,
though his head was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's run,
and have some fun,
now before I go awry
Down to the village
with a buster on his arm
running here here and there, all around the square
saying, "Catch me if you can!"
He led Glyde down the streets of town
right to the riot cop
and he only stopped a second
when he heard Glyde holler, "Stop!"
Lex Loath, the Loanshark,
had to hurry on his way,
but he ran aside
saying, "Please do cry
I'll be back again someday."
Thunkity thunk thunk
Thunkity thunk thunk
Look at Lexy go
Thunkity thunk thunk
Thunkity thunk thunk
Over the hills of dirt!
Next is... 40, The Red Head Servbot:
(To the tune of Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
[This is what happens when you give #40 the "Red head parts"...]
You know 13, and 14
and 20 and 1;
15 and 18
and 30 and 9,
but do you recall
the most famous Servbot of all?
40 the red-head servbot
had a very reddish head
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it shows
All of the other Servbots,
used to laugh and make him clean
they never let poor 40
join in any training games
Then one foggy Christmas night,
Teisel came to say,
"40, with your head so red
won't you drive my Drache tonight?"
Then all the Servbots loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
"40, the red-head Servbot,
you'll go down in history!"
That's all for today, folks! Next week: "Glyde-o Claus"! See you then!
First up is Lex Loath, The Loanshark:
(To the tune of Frosty The Snowman
Lex Loath, the Loanshark, was
a greedy, stingy soul
with a purple suit and a spiky nose
and two hands made out of steel
Lex Loath, the Loanshark,
told a scary tale, they say
he was made of fat
but the Birdbots know
how he went crazy one day
There must have been some magic
on that old nose tip they found
for when they put it on his nose
he began to spazz about
Lex Loathe, the Loanshark,
was as crazy as could be
and the Birdbots say
he could laugh and rant
just the same as you and me
Lex Loath, the Loanshark,
though his head was hot that day,
so he said, "Let's run,
and have some fun,
now before I go awry
Down to the village
with a buster on his arm
running here here and there, all around the square
saying, "Catch me if you can!"
He led Glyde down the streets of town
right to the riot cop
and he only stopped a second
when he heard Glyde holler, "Stop!"
Lex Loath, the Loanshark,
had to hurry on his way,
but he ran aside
saying, "Please do cry
I'll be back again someday."
Thunkity thunk thunk
Thunkity thunk thunk
Look at Lexy go
Thunkity thunk thunk
Thunkity thunk thunk
Over the hills of dirt!
Next is... 40, The Red Head Servbot:
(To the tune of Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
[This is what happens when you give #40 the "Red head parts"...]
You know 13, and 14
and 20 and 1;
15 and 18
and 30 and 9,
but do you recall
the most famous Servbot of all?
40 the red-head servbot
had a very reddish head
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it shows
All of the other Servbots,
used to laugh and make him clean
they never let poor 40
join in any training games
Then one foggy Christmas night,
Teisel came to say,
"40, with your head so red
won't you drive my Drache tonight?"
Then all the Servbots loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
"40, the red-head Servbot,
you'll go down in history!"
That's all for today, folks! Next week: "Glyde-o Claus"! See you then!
Maybe if I decide to get off my lazy butt I'll write one too...
I wonder if there will be a spin on jingle bells in the future? ,...ah, that's up to you, if you feel up for it.
