Post by jargus on Apr 19, 2006 17:23:35 GMT -5
But this will not just any funeral; it shall be the greatest funeral of all time!
At the beginning my body will not be present. When it is time, the doors shall burst open and my body will carried up. The people carrying me will be dressed like the monks from RE4. While this is happening, the Imperial March will be playing in the background.
There will be a large projector screen in the very front. Once my body is prepared, the room will go dark and the screen will show a summary of my life in the style of the intro to a Star Wars movie.
Next part, OWA (most likely the AC version, if not the OCRemix) starts playing and a DBZ fight between Jesus and Satan will commence. Afterwards, it will get brighter and one of my friends will talk about how I loved movies (I've don't buy very many movies ever). After their speech, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny will be shown on-screen.
Then, creepy and dramatic music will start to play and my body will raise up walk towards the audience (this will probably be done by some sort of puppeteer). All of a sudden the music will change to James Brown singing "I Feel Good." My body will dancing accordingly. In the middle of the song, it will stop smoke will come out of nowhere and fill the room. Various screams of pain and terror will be heard. When the smoke clears, my body will be back in my coffin, which will be surrounded with blood.
Next, someone will talk about me running anti-terrorist campaigns (note that I have never anything of the sort before). Then the orignal All Your Base video will be played.
Also, I'm considering having the JvS battle to be created characters from fighting games. I'm also considering faking my funeral to see how it works out; or just hijack someone else's funeral, whichever works better. If I fake it, I could just walk out in front and say "Ha,ha! Fooled you!"
That's pretty much all I have so far. Feel free to give comments or additions.
At the beginning my body will not be present. When it is time, the doors shall burst open and my body will carried up. The people carrying me will be dressed like the monks from RE4. While this is happening, the Imperial March will be playing in the background.
There will be a large projector screen in the very front. Once my body is prepared, the room will go dark and the screen will show a summary of my life in the style of the intro to a Star Wars movie.
Next part, OWA (most likely the AC version, if not the OCRemix) starts playing and a DBZ fight between Jesus and Satan will commence. Afterwards, it will get brighter and one of my friends will talk about how I loved movies (I've don't buy very many movies ever). After their speech, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny will be shown on-screen.
Then, creepy and dramatic music will start to play and my body will raise up walk towards the audience (this will probably be done by some sort of puppeteer). All of a sudden the music will change to James Brown singing "I Feel Good." My body will dancing accordingly. In the middle of the song, it will stop smoke will come out of nowhere and fill the room. Various screams of pain and terror will be heard. When the smoke clears, my body will be back in my coffin, which will be surrounded with blood.
Next, someone will talk about me running anti-terrorist campaigns (note that I have never anything of the sort before). Then the orignal All Your Base video will be played.
Also, I'm considering having the JvS battle to be created characters from fighting games. I'm also considering faking my funeral to see how it works out; or just hijack someone else's funeral, whichever works better. If I fake it, I could just walk out in front and say "Ha,ha! Fooled you!"
That's pretty much all I have so far. Feel free to give comments or additions.
