Evil Things You've Done to People You Care About

[Dashe]

You know you've done something like that in the past, admit it! But what I did to my little brother this afternoon really took the cake!

We were sitting around, talking about what video games we wanted for Christmas. I was home for Thanksgiving break, and we hadn't seen each other in a while, you know how these things go (the kid's nine, by the way.) He said he was thinking about getting Sly 3, but didn't know what other games were out...and then it came to me.

"Hey, funny you should mention that..." I said with a grin, "I read on MMLS the other day that Keiji Inafune just recently announced that Mega Man Legends 3 was in production for PS2, and slated for release in Japan on May 15 of next year!"

"MEGA MAN LEGENDS 3?!" He cried, his eyes nearly popping out of his head. "OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY MADE IT!!!! I HAVE TO GET IT!"

"Yeah, they had a bunch of screenshots posted! There was this orange Gesselschaft, and it finally showed what Bon looks like without all that crazy yellow armor, and you get to play as a servbot!"

Well, after hearing THAT, my brother raced into the house screaming "Mommy Mommy guess what! Mega Man Legends 3 is getting made and we HAVE to buy it!!!"

After letting him have his ten minutes of fun, I stopped him in mid-rant and said "You know what? I made that whole thing up, and you fell for it!"

And the funny thing is, he didn't even get mad!

[Aim]

...... I can't believe I just realized it. Dashe really IS SUSAN ROMAN! Nobody else could have such a twisted, diabolical mind!

Lord, I'd be seriously angry if anyone did that to me. I'm not even sure I can find it humurous.

Well, I can't remember anything like that I've done recently. A little while back, during my "OMG, ONLY 25 MORE DAYS TILL SOUL CALIBUR 3!" phase, my brother tricked me in to thinking that Soul Calibur 3 had a mature rating. I hold a no "M" policy for games, so naturally, I fell back on the bed and writhed in agony for about a minute until he let it out. Ha ha. Whew.

[Darfox8]

He didn't seem mad because he's going to grow up and kill people with all that childhood drama. J/K.

And why do you have a no M game policy. None of my business but could you still tell me your reason?

Well about me being mean to someone... I had this friend of mine. He was really cool but he wouldn't leave me alone. He would want to be with me every second of the day. It got really annoying so one day I told him "Your annoying and I don't want to be friends with you anymore." He felt crused. Looked like he was going to cry. Then the next morning he asked for a second chance(sounds like a relationship, right? he needed to get his priorities straight. I'm not that great of guy to get so bent out of shaped for.) Then it went back to normal. And he got annoying again. After a few months I told him again. He almost died and I couldn't care less because now I could actually come home from school and do what I want, instead of running around the whole apartment building talking about stuff I didn't care about. Later we made up again but thinking back I feel bad for the kid. I was really mean to him and it's one of the only things in my life that I regret.

[Aim]

Well, let me think... hrmmm... I used to play M rated games. I played Hexen 64 and Duke Nukem 64 like there was no tommorow (sometimes I still crave a good shooter). Anyways, I seem to recall that maybe it was my dad who eventually mentioned something about the bloodiness and darkness of Hexen. It kind of got to me all of a sudden, and ever since the N64, I have neither rented nor bought any M rated games.

Hexen was still awesome though. And I don't have anything against people who do play M rated games, as a lot of them look very entertaining (I know I would have played God of War by now).

[pitch]

I'm terrified of blood, so I can sympathize. Still the rating system is so obsolete these days. Unless you're a Nintendo guy, just about every game you'll find is rated M. >.> I personally think some of those "Mature" games should get an AO rating slapped on 'em because there's a difference between Maturity and Insanity. But there're plenty of good Mature games out there, that maybe you shouldn't ignore.

I'm not really a comedically evil person. When I mess with someone like that, it doesn't usually turn out so much as a "ha-ha" thing as a "you're sick!" thing. Like, for April Fools Day last year I hit on my one friend and she didn't talk to me normal for like two months afterward. I can't really think of anything else "evil" I've done.

[TronBonne]

Well, I honestly haven't done anything too evil, but of course I've done things that I wish I thought twice about. And I didn't care about these people, so it's not like I was friends with any of them.

Case 1:
I was in this presentation and I was supposed to be the bully. So I actually pushed the poor girl into the bench on the stage and she hit her head really hard(I was just supposed to "shove" her a little). We were presenting in front of the whole school....I really felt bad, but the kid was really annoying. Still, it didn't mean I could do that to her...I apologized for being so hard on her. That was in grade 7.

Case 2:
I slapped a guy. Ok, he had it coming! But I still hurt his feelings...then I felt bad. Sheesh, I hate it when I feel guilty. That was grade 9...

See, I'm not that evil.

[Santa Melty]

Let’s see here... evil things... no, I’m sorry, but I can’t recall any.

But of course, I choose not to, which remains a key point in my relationship with others. If I ever do something horrible to someone, then I have a habit of forgetting it, either because I force myself to, or because I never liked the guy anyway, and he deserved that shovel to the head. But I assume that I must have done a few offensive things in my time, because people still look at me funny when we pass on the street.

But I’m not worried about it. Really. I’ve always paid someone to start up my car for me before I get in; it’s nothing new.

But in all seriousness, I do seem to offend a lot of people for some reason. My humor is sometimes rash, and people have a habit of taking my comments and actions seriously when I mean them as a jest. Yet, at the same time, people often laugh at me when I’m serious about something... I’m rarely taken seriously. Might be the hair. Shoulder-length just doesn’t suit me, I suppose.

Only my close friends seem to be able to tell when I’m kidding every time. And I have maybe two of those. Consequentially, it’s usually strangers that I seem to bother the most with my behavior. Also consequentially, I forget most of the people I’ve been ‘evil’ to. I’m sure that if I’d truly hurt anyone that I cared about, I’d remember it... maybe...

But nothing comes to mind immediately.

But a few comments while I’m here.

...... I can't believe I just realized it. Dashe really IS SUSAN ROMAN! Nobody else could have such a twisted, diabolical mind!

Oh, nonsense. If I were to do something like that, I would have taken it all the way and put together some obscure legends art with all the usual copyright text and such on the bottom, slapped together a nice title to go across the top, taken it to a printer for a professional printing job, then slipped it into a Playstation disk case and told him that I had Legends 3 right there. Now that would have caused some heads to roll. But that's just me.

I hold a no "M" policy for games, so naturally, I fell back on the bed and writhed in agony for about a minute until he let it out. Ha ha. Whew.

Well, you're not missing much either way. Games are normally rated M or higher for either gore or sexual content, but it doesn't do much for the actual story. Still, there are a lot of good ones out there. It's all about what game it is you choose. Even if one doesn’t like blood, there are many games that are worth it.

Not that I’m suggesting you should go out and rent Bloody Bloody McBloodenhime and the Naked Women of Gore or something, but it just seems like a bad idea to generalize games by the ratings, which are often wrong anyway. As long as you look up what game it is you’re buying, you should get what you want.

I slapped a guy. Ok, he had it coming! But I still hurt his feelings...then I felt bad. Sheesh, I hate it when I feel guilty. That was grade 9...

You slapped him? So stereotypically female. An iron knuckle in the pocket and a good right hook to the jaw would have been much more tasteful. Still, what is it that he did to merit the "Had it coming" status of this slap? o.o

[snowman]

When I was with one of my newest friends in the school cafeteria, I suddenly began to do extremely feminine and flirtatious movements towards him, while speaking Japanese in a girly, high-pitched voice. (He doesn't know Japanese, and I only know a bit. I was actually saying the lyrics to a video game song about a giant robot.) At one point, I was leaping towards him, shouting "Igutso! Hashime!" and trying to hug him.

I think I may be the evilest person on the board for this.

{Noted by EC - Necropost (inactive for 44 months!)}

[Goopygoo, Lord of the Whilst]

Me and my friends all use Facebook, first off. One time, my friend changed his relationship status to 'In a relationship,' which naturally caused people to start asking about it, which pissed him off. So that was stupid on his part, because that's like saying "HEY I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" causing people to be all like "WHO IS IT?" and then he randomly says "LEAVE ME ALONE" Anyway! This all goes down, and then he tries complaining to me, because he's pretty much my brother, and I was already having a crappy day. So I pretty much told him what he did wrong, and told him to f**k off. We've since made up, but I still feel really bad about it.

Apr 18, 2009 22:12:04 GMT -5 snowman said:

He doesn't know Japanese, and I only know a bit. I was actually saying the lyrics to a video game song about a giant robot.

I do the same thing! I'm in an improv comedy club at school, and we have multiple games that require us to fake speaking in foreign languages. Naturally, I recite lyrics from Locoroco. It's amazing how many languages can be faked that way!

P.S. What the heck happened with Mir@k? I tried looking for it, but I cannot find why he was banned.

[Musashi]

He's only temp banned, Goopy. He'll be back soon, the 28th, I think?

It was about "inconspicuously" challenging the rules and mods, I think. I don't remember exactly. But yeah.

[Dashe]

May 10th, actually.

Aaaand I haven't done anything particularly evil to anyone I cared about lately. I just manipulate this desperate guy who goes to the (school-based) club I'm secretary of into giving me free candy. I don't think it counts if I don't care about him.

[snowman]

Also, I am slightly popular for looking at people who bug me with large eyes, staring very closely, and slowly forming a huge, cold, soulless smile with my mouth...

That`s what happens to people who don`t belive in the Tails Doll curse. They get possesed.

[bdk336]

huh? what did that mean?