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Post by GustaffGlyde on Nov 15, 2004 18:51:30 GMT -5
 heh, yeah. That's what MM looks like without his suit on... Still, I guess how everyone stays so skinny will just be one of those great mysteries of life... or something like that.  hmmmm... now that I think about, maybe you could answer two old questions with one answer. That orange backpack is the secret to how MM stays so skinny. It just sucks the fat right out of him. |
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Post by JMC47 on Nov 15, 2004 19:00:00 GMT -5
Thats the picture I'm talking about, it is so awesome. Roll looks frightened ;D. I wonder if Tron would still like him after seeing this. The backpack can't be the secret to it though, since he didn't have it in MML1. Maybe the master put a .. a, well I can't remember the term, but I believe that Megaman was genetically created in a lab with the rest of the purifiers, and they have a sub routine built in that increases their matabolizim(can't spell for crap) to maintain optimal weight. Wait a second, that made some sense, I better stop before I turn ... smart.
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Post by GustaffGlyde on Nov 15, 2004 19:43:22 GMT -5
aww, you killed my theory... oh well. As for your theory, it does explain MM, but what about the others like Glyde? I have my suspicions about Glyde though... I mean, there is an Eden satellite in the middle of his base, although it is a wrecked one. Maybe there is more to Glyde than we think  . Still, this leaves Teisel without an excuse. Well, combine your theory with the "Teisel's laugh burns calories" and my "Glyde is part of the system" theory and you might just be on to something . Sadly, the Glyde part of the theory is kinda shaky. The Eden satellite is probably part of MM's handy work before Sara fought him. Remember, Calbania is the Island where MM and the Master first landed, so MM's first mission would be to shut down Calbania's Bureaucratic Systems. Still... Maybe Glyde is Calbania's resident Bureaucratic unit. Since the satellite was destroyed, he would pose no threat. A simple memory wipe, and Glyde the mercenary was born. It would explain why he doesn't seem to have any family (unless you count Mr. Loath). Oh well, I'm getting way off topic here, so I'll stop.  |
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Post by SIMSteven on Nov 15, 2004 20:48:37 GMT -5
I've got it! EVERYONE
WEARS
GIRDLES! It's the explanation that answers all! |
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Post by JMC47 on Nov 16, 2004 14:09:31 GMT -5
Come on, that is the most lame, realistic, uncolorful answer I ever heard of, come on. Maybe glyde and Roll do, But I doubt Barrel or Tiesel do. Why don't you think of some crazy, O% chance of being true theory, like this one. The Planet is made of onions. See, that is much more entertaining than yours SIMSteven. My IQ must of dropped 21 points during the past week, my posts have lost some quality. Here is my boring, realistic, SIMSteven type idea. There is less oxygen in the air, requiring more energy to operate. That means even if you got fat, you would work it off breathing, and everyone stays relatively skinny, except for the junkstore ladies/men, they eat waaaaaaaay to much, even for the lower oxygen levels to cure. SIMSteven, No offence, but I had to post something for my 400th post(or I believe this is) Dang it, this is no longer my 400th post, oh well, 390 is close enough
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Post by GSG on Nov 16, 2004 14:32:43 GMT -5
Actually, SIMStevens explaination made me crease up laughing. ;D Me: Rah! C'mon, Capcom!! Where is MML3, goshdarnit??Capcom representative: Well, it's...err...it's obviously...*cough* everyone wears girdles*coughHACK* It's the explanation that answers all! Almost. |
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