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Post by Bowen Aero on Dec 21, 2014 3:59:49 GMT -5
Being way late to art class in your stained underwear and having to model with your love-interest in the room, unable to wake up and everyone is dressed up as clowns laughing laughs that sound like a donkey being strangled with a bowstring garrote.
Watch that five word limit next time, Miss Dashe.
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Post by Loken on Dec 21, 2014 10:29:37 GMT -5
Being way late to art class in your stained underwear and having to model with your love-interest in the room, unable to wake up and everyone is dressed up as clowns laughing laughs that sound like a donkey being strangled with a bowstring garrote, and preparing you for sacrfice.
I think that ones pretty well done.
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Post by Fatman X. Jones on Dec 21, 2014 14:30:43 GMT -5
Lemme draw from some personal experience for this one...
Being way late to art class in your stained underwear and having to model with your love-interest in the room, unable to wake up and everyone is dressed up as clowns laughing laughs that sound like a donkey being strangled with a bowstring garrote, and preparing you for sacrifice, and your dad's in prison.
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Post by Mikéy on Dec 21, 2014 16:25:33 GMT -5
I'll say that Fatman hit the nail on the head. You run into a deer.
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Post by Dashe on Dec 21, 2014 16:31:56 GMT -5
You run into a deer with a brand new convertible.
Ah crap, I forgot this game has its own rules. That's what happens when I get female'd these days. Nerdrage. (Also, where can I pick up a gender neutral title? I'd really like one for Christmas.)
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Post by Loken on Dec 21, 2014 19:13:40 GMT -5
You run into a deer with a brand new convertible and the horns impale you.
I thought id ramp this one up a bit and see if we could still run with it.
Thats was a masterful touch Fatman, bravo!
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Post by Dashe on Dec 21, 2014 19:21:36 GMT -5
You run into a deer with a brand new convertible and the horns impale you on your birthday.
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Post by Mikéy on Dec 21, 2014 23:01:35 GMT -5
You run into a deer with a brand new convertible and the horns impale you on your birthday while getting struck by lightning.
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Post by Loken on Dec 21, 2014 23:48:43 GMT -5
You run into a deer with a brand new convertible and the horns impale you on your birthday, which no one remembered, while getting struck by lightning.
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Post by Lumigado on Dec 22, 2014 15:08:55 GMT -5
You run into a deer with a brand new convertible and the horns impale you on your birthday, which no one remembered, while getting struck by lightning from a tornado.
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Post by Fatman X. Jones on Dec 22, 2014 17:32:15 GMT -5
Yeah, I've been going through some stuff, I thought I'd talk about it later, but I thought it'd be an ironic touch to the deluge. Speaking of which, shall we?
You run into a deer with a brand new Dodge Challenger convertible and the antlers impale you on your birthday, which no one remembered, while getting struck by lightning from a tornado.
FYI, deer have antlers, not horns.
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