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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2012 5:05:19 GMT -5
They had, but they had thought it's a Sonic/ Mega Man crossover.
Question: Why is there a blackhole in the middle of our galaxy?
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Fatman X. Jones
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Post by Fatman X. Jones on Jun 9, 2012 6:47:33 GMT -5
Answer: Because about a hundred million years ago, someone thought it would be a good idea to send the gimongous star in the center of the Milky Way into early nova, only for it to collapse in on itself, releasing the omnipotent, malevolent W'rkncactner in that star from its prison to drive us all into the depths of chaos and despair over the years we have developed.
Question: Since we know what the Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything is, what would it take to find the Question to Life, The Universe, and Everything?
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 10, 2012 13:20:46 GMT -5
Answer: We'd have to find out what question we were answering in the first place. Of course, if we answered a question in the first place, and were asking what the question to life is, then we obviously were answering a question that has nothing to do with life at all. So that means we know nothing about life. Question:If I tried to finish all of the Final Fantasy Games created up to 2012(playing,say, 2 hours a week with no guides/walkthroughs) how much will it take me to finish them all?
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 10, 2012 13:41:10 GMT -5
Answer: It will take...a lot of effort and telling yourself constantly not to ragequit.
Question: What is 60 divided by the cosine of 90?
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Post by Kyle on Jun 10, 2012 13:49:35 GMT -5
Answer: Mathematically impossible. The cosine of 90° is equal to 0, and it is impossible to divide by that number. (No, I'm not going to make that joke. Mathematics is serious business!)
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by Bowen Aero on Jun 10, 2012 14:10:12 GMT -5
Answer: Approximately 2.54 Centimeters because they'll have to get used to the taste of wood. Also, centimeters because Bomberman is holding me hostage.
Question: If Juno and Sera were to dig up Apurature Science and befriend GLaDOS, what would become of the Carbons?
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 10, 2012 14:53:06 GMT -5
Answer:The carbons will all be great contributions to SCIENCE!
Question: If every videogame ever created actually followed the laws of physics(and reality), about how many games would be ruined?
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Post by Loken on Jun 10, 2012 18:34:07 GMT -5
All of them because gaming would have never taken off, the industry would never exist or even this site.
What would happen if I asked a random question?
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Post by Bowen Aero on Jun 10, 2012 21:03:00 GMT -5
You recieve an equally random answer in return.
Question: Siegfried Schauffen (SoulCalibur IV) & Germany (Hetalia) & Red Medic (Team Fortress 2) VS Bon Bonne & Gustaff, which team would win?
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 10, 2012 23:22:48 GMT -5
Answer: No contest. Siegfried had no reason to hurt the other team, so he gave a long, cliche speech about it and he quit. Germany couldn't attack because he had sworn to the pirate's code (don't ask), and the Red Medic cried himself to sleep over the fact that he wasn't the blue medic, his childhood dream. On the other team, Bon bumped into the Gustaff, angering Tron so much that she started a fight with Bon and blew his head off. Again. Tron, realizing what she had done, gave a half-arsed version of Siegfried's speech and followed him with Bon's remains. The End.
Question: Why is it so easy to see sesame seeds and contact lenses in the desert, according to Earthbound?
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 16, 2012 19:17:10 GMT -5
Answer: Google it or look it up on Wikipedia...
Question: If a rabbi, a priest, and a minister all walk into a bar, who would be the first to crack the already obvious joke?
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 17, 2012 22:43:07 GMT -5
Answer: MY MOM (yes, I do watch that)
Question: If you had to do the deed with it why not? Pikachu?
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Post by Loken on Jun 18, 2012 21:22:15 GMT -5
Because you would get pokeman aids...I think. Also you would be super weird.
Question: Why is Hall & Oats so damn good?!
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 19, 2012 12:44:18 GMT -5
Answer: Because that one guy in the band has the awesome moustache.
Question: Why isn't Bowser in any of the good Smash fan games I've played yet?
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 21, 2012 15:17:02 GMT -5
Answer: Because if he was, he would be damage nerfed so badly he'll become basically unplayable.
Question: If Chuck Norris couldn't do his roundhouse kick, what would people think of him?
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