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Post by ravenf6 on Sept 11, 2006 14:24:28 GMT -5
;D All right! I drew first blood in this contest! Caption 1: Gaatz: Mistress Yuna, perhaps it would be wise to avoid capture right now.... is something wrong? Yuna (in Matilda's body: Yeah.....*looks down for a bit and stares at Megaman thinking* Hey, that blue boy down there looks kind of cute..Caption 2 Yuna:.*whispers to Gaatz* ... Do you think that boy in blue armor saw us? Gaatz:...Hm? Did you say something? Yuna:*slightly louder* Gaatz, shut up. Gaatz: What? Yuna: *getting annoyed*Shut up.... Gaatz: I'm sorry, mistress Yuna, it's quite hard for me to hear you and carry your shell at the same time. Yuna: >:(ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT!?!??!?! Gaatz: Uh, please, Mistress Yuna. There's no need for you to get so... *Yuna grabs Gaatz by the neck* oh dear... *the sounds of punching, kicking and liberal screaming echoed along the howls of the storm. at that same moment... Megaman: Hm? *turns to his left* That's wierd, I thought I heard something... nah, must be imaginging it, jeez it's cold. I'm so glad Roll gave me these earmuffs before I left.....
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Post by TronBonne on Sept 11, 2006 15:26:56 GMT -5
Caption 1: Gatz: Simon says touch your hips.
*Matilda does so*
Gatz: Simon says open your fists!
Matilda: Arrg....I can't! This must be one of the horrible limitations of the carbons! These...poor...creatures...
Caption 2: *Matilda and Gatz have been walking around Forbidden Island for days*
Gatz: This is the last time I trust floating text for directions! *glares as WPG*
Caption 3: Matilda: I'm getting married, Gatz!! You know the old carbon tradition...I need something borrowed, old, new, and blue.
Gatz: You have that body, mistress Yuna. That's borrowed and new. Here's your old shell, which is something old...and if you leave it out in the cold for a while, its skin will turn blue!
Matilda: ......all right, sounds good to me!
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Post by Jhreamer (Razor_Guardian) on Sept 11, 2006 15:32:07 GMT -5
Caption 1:
Yuna: Oh god, this carbon had ghastly drawers...
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Post by Rage on Sept 13, 2006 15:57:29 GMT -5
oh well, it's back to the drawing board for the Rage and a losing streak.
Gatz: Mistress Yuna, What shall we do with your old shell. Yuna in Matilda's Body: We must give to Master Pitch. Gatz:...but why, Mistress Yuna Yuna in Matilda's body: To do what pleases with it. Pitch: SWEET! Rage:...DUDE!..Pitch is necrophiliac! NASTY!
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
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Post by Four on Sept 14, 2006 6:51:03 GMT -5
Heh, congrats to the raven and aimman . Onto my caption... Caption: Gatz: *stares at Matilda's chest* Mistress Yuna... are you feeling cold, by any chance? Yuna: I'm freezing. Why? Gatz: No reason.
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Post by Jhreamer (Razor_Guardian) on Sept 17, 2006 17:43:12 GMT -5
This week's winner has been chosen! The winner is... AimMan.EXE!Yuna in Matilda's Body: I wish there was a way we could get off of Forbidden Island with this shell, Gatz. It seems like we've been stuck here for an eternity.
Gatz: Oh, yeah, about that. Just yesterday, I remembered that I can turn into some kind of flying plane-like robot! Ha ha, kind of a funny thing to forget, eh?
Yuna: ...The honorable mention goes to TronBonne! Gatz: Simon says touch your hips.
*Matilda does so*
Gatz: Simon says open your fists!
Matilda: Arrg....I can't! This must be one of the horrible limitations of the carbons! These...poor...creatures...Caption 3:
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Post by Musashi on Sept 17, 2006 23:34:39 GMT -5
Trigger: So you take a right, and then go straight until you hit a wall, take a left. Crabbot: Ok thanks! *Crabbot hovers away* Trigger:Hehehe.. *Trigger destroys the Crabbot with his shining laser*
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Post by UnknownCatalyst1.5 on Sept 18, 2006 14:03:48 GMT -5
Caption 1: MegaMan: "Uh, can you get out of the way so I can, y'know...go do stuff?"
Tron: "Ha, Ha, Ha! If you want to pass, you must first guess the secret password...WHICH YOU WILL NEVER DECODE!"
MegaMan: "Uh...'boobies?'"
Tron: "......okay, you can pass."
Caption 2: MegaMan: "Whoa, Tron! So, THIS is what you meant when you said you had crabs!"
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Post by ravenf6 on Sept 18, 2006 17:47:54 GMT -5
Caption 1
Tron: I've been looking forward to crushing you, MegaMan, get ready!!!
*MegaMan just stares with an evil grin*
Tron: Huh? Why are you just standing there?
MegaMan: Roll, go melt the butter and bring out the bibs: I'm bringing home the biggest lobster you've ever seen!
Tron: Crab!
MegaMan: Whatever!
Caption 2:
MegaMan: Wow. That's gotta be the evilest machine you've ever made, Tron.
Tron: Really? I put a lot of work into it.
MegaMan: No one would ever think of trying to fight a giant robot painted like Barney the Dinosaur.
Caption 3:
MegaMan: So, Tron. Is that a giant crab robot you're in or are you just happy to see me?
Tron: *blushes*..........
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Post by TronBonne on Sept 20, 2006 18:31:20 GMT -5
Caption 1: Tron: This new robot made out of all recyclable materials is great!
Mega Man: How did you find enough materials to build something that big?
Tron: Remember all of those yellow cans that were in Apple Market back on Kattelox? You'll never believe it, some sucker kept kicking them into the Bakery! The bakery lady even tried paying him 1000 Zenny each time he did it to stop, but the guy just wouldn't quit! I took advantage of the situation by stealing all of the cans!
Mega Man: ...
Caption 2: Tron: Ugh, I woke up on the wrong side this morning, and now I feel all agitated and...crabby!
Mega Man: Tron, that was a bad pun (did she dress up as a giant crab just to say that? Maybe if I ignore her she'll stop torturing me with these puns!!).
Tron: Then what about this? Hey Mega Man, you look a little blue today!
Mega Man: AHHHHHHH!!
Caption 3: Tron: Um...is this the "How to Squish Your Rival With a Giant Crab" meeting?
Mega Man: No, this is the "How to Kill a Pirate" meeting.
Tron: This is awkward.
Mega Man: Tell me about it.
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Post by Reavercat on Sept 26, 2006 14:30:01 GMT -5
Caption 1: Tron: I AM YOUR GOD NOW!!! Caption 2: Mega Man: HAX! Tron: lol, n00b!
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Post by Jhreamer (Razor_Guardian) on Sept 26, 2006 19:14:26 GMT -5
Ugh! Sorry for the delay, folks! This week's winner is... UnkownCatalyst1.5!Because I'm weird. -.-;; MegaMan: "Uh, can you get out of the way so I can, y'know...go do stuff?"
Tron: "Ha, Ha, Ha! If you want to pass, you must first guess the secret password...WHICH YOU WILL NEVER DECODE!"
MegaMan: "Uh...'boobies?'"
Tron: "......okay, you can pass."And our honorable mention is TronBonne! Tron: Um...is this the "How to Squish Your Rival With a Giant Crab" meeting?
Mega Man: No, this is the "How to Kill a Pirate" meeting.
Tron: This is awkward.
Mega Man: Tell me about it.Congrats to you all! Caption 4:
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Post by Reavercat on Sept 27, 2006 11:06:05 GMT -5
Tron: Ah, I just posted teisel secret plushy collection online.... Teisler(behind tron): *Monster noises* ---------------------- Tron: Like my new hair style? Teisel: OH MY GOD!!!! I'M BALD!!!!
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Post by ravenf6 on Sept 27, 2006 18:02:56 GMT -5
Caption 1: Tron: Hey everybody, watch me balance these two skulls off my hair! Caption 2: Tron: Gee, Tiesel, what are we going to do tonight? Tiesel: Why, the same thing we do every night, Tron. Try to kill the Blue Boy, THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! (Laughs his singature maniacal laugh) Tron: Just great, now I'll have to reschedule my date wtih Megaman. It never fails!Caption 3: Tron: Tiesel, have you seen my diary anywhere? Tiesel: !!! grr, I knew I should have bribed #40 off...Tron: Well, if you see it, don't open it. I've put in a pepperspray trap in case someone but me reads it. Tiesel: ..... Tron: Tiesel? Tiesel: .. ............ :-*YARGHH!!! MY EYES!!!!!!
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Post by Musashi on Sept 27, 2006 20:06:52 GMT -5
Tron: I just hope Teisel doesn't sneak up on me.. ----------------------- Teisel: I hope Tron doesn't realize I'm sneaking up on her..
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