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Post by Musashi on Apr 3, 2007 23:00:43 GMT -5
70.Muslim extremists kill him because they view him as a disgrace to Allah because he didn't actually die when he went to blow himself up.
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Apr 5, 2007 13:07:17 GMT -5
71.Enters the world of Valkyrie Profile and is killed by its challenging difficulty.
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Post by ravenf6 on Apr 23, 2007 22:12:37 GMT -5
72. Zero gets owned by an army of reaverbots..... he tried to fight them with nothing but a spike on his helmet.
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Post by Staulmaster on May 20, 2007 21:57:50 GMT -5
73. Is a new character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and people can enjoy killing him as much as they want.
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Post by TheJorsh on May 21, 2007 10:13:00 GMT -5
74. I don't know... he somehow finds himself at homestarrunner.com ? Zero: "What the heck is that little yellow thing?" *kicks The Cheat* STRONG MAD: "YOU KICK CHEAT, YOU LOSE ARMS AND HEAD!!!" *Kills Zero*
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Post by ravenf6 on May 21, 2007 21:09:54 GMT -5
75. I use spells and incantation from the Necronomicon to send Zero to Hell... and his new roommates: Mephisto, Diablo, and Baal.
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snowman
Arukoitan
Still Hasn't Melted
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Post by snowman on Apr 29, 2009 14:18:12 GMT -5
76. He drinks water, then remembers he's a robot, and short-circuits. 77. He plays Rocman X/ Thunder Blaster Man. 78. The people of Kattelox Island time-travel and steal his Z-Saber for using as a prize in a game show. He dies of sadness, as he thinks it's what makes him cool. 79. That time-machine is used to make him the source of the siezures in Electric Soldier Porygon. Hundreds of parents sue him. 80. He explodes after relizing so many people hate him. 81. He isn't playing Sega Saturn. Segata Sanshiro kills him.
{Noted by EC - Necropost (inactive for 23 months)}
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Post by ravenf6 on Apr 29, 2009 15:23:17 GMT -5
82. Use jedi telekinetic powers to remove all the bolts and screws inside Zero's body, and then use them to impale him like bullets from a high-powered assault rifle.
83. Sic the Red Arramer on him. Zero tries to fight it, but is quickly out matched and dismembered horribly. while the winged victor dances upon his ruin.
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Post by Buster Cannon on Apr 29, 2009 17:09:50 GMT -5
83. Sic the Red Arramer on him. Zero tries to fight it, but is quickly out matched and dismembered horribly. while the winged victor dances upon his ruin.
You do know that Red Areemer and Zero are both playable in SVC: Chaos, right?
84: He gets himself killed for X...again.
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Post by Dragge on Apr 29, 2009 21:19:53 GMT -5
85. downloads too many songs from i-Tunes and it overloads his memory.
86. Gets run over by a chevy nova.
87. Gets in a duel with Colonel and looses(badly).
88. Gets shot during Protoman (hunting) season.
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Post by Captain Amadeus (Legendary Em) on Aug 23, 2009 8:53:04 GMT -5
89. Stares too long at Leviathan's womanly parts and has his eyes gouged out, resulting in death from blood loss.
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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 23, 2009 12:55:58 GMT -5
@buster Cannon: Yes, I've known that for a long time. But there's nothing more fearsome or more daunting than fighting those things in the Ghosts n' goblins games- just the mention of that creature causes old-school gamers to recoil... 90. Tries out his newest bed- an Iron maiden 91. Bumps into a Tonberry... and gets stabbed for not apologizing.. 92. Tries to get the holy grail, but fails at the Breath of God trap. 93. Falls into the Bog of Overwhelming Stench and succumbs to the odors and flatulence...
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Post by Fokkerwolf on Nov 3, 2009 7:47:47 GMT -5
94:Gets sick of your lame jokes, kills all of you, them himself.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Feb 14, 2012 2:00:01 GMT -5
95: Says Twilight sucks in front of obsessed fangirls. 96: Locks himself in the bathroom and accidentally turns himself off, so nobody can save him. 97: Like most famous people, overdose. 98: Makes any kind of contact with any kind of object with a sharp point. 99: Barely misfires the jump button, messes up the wall jump, and falls into a bottomless chasm. 100: Uses his blaster too much instead of his saber and dies of saber-depraved disease (SDD). 101: Attempts SPIKED WALL MAN
I love this game too much. =p
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