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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 3, 2006 2:41:09 GMT -5
Your stance is so weak, you'll fold just like an awning!
Stay on the floor, you glass-jawed palooka!
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
Posts: 236
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Post by Four on Aug 3, 2006 3:16:03 GMT -5
I know what you did last CHANUKA! ;D
You couldn't fell me even with a bazooka!
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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 3, 2006 3:27:31 GMT -5
The wind alone will do you in, you rusty, old stuka....
When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
Posts: 236
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Post by Four on Aug 3, 2006 3:48:10 GMT -5
Yes; mortified that he would have a God by his side!!!
There is no iron in your words, mortal ;D!
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Post by GS Dragono on Aug 3, 2006 10:42:33 GMT -5
That's because they bear steel, you demon portal!
Now quiver as I swing my flamberge!
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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 3, 2006 15:42:23 GMT -5
Too bad it's just tinfoil, you imprudent scourge!
you're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
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Post by Dashe on Aug 3, 2006 18:23:27 GMT -5
I look that much like your fiancee? (sound familiar ?) Your swordsmanship rivals that of cold macaroni and cheese!
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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 3, 2006 18:36:03 GMT -5
I look that much like your fiancee? (sound familiar ?) Your swordsmanship rivals that of cold macaroni and cheese! Dashe: (all too familiar; CoMI is one of my favorite games )Oh ho! So you too are well versed in insult swordfighting? The monkey/negligee is one of my favorites. En garde! Oh spare me your compensation and clean off your fleas! I'll peel your skin to the bone as if you were an orange! or, since it's almost impossible to find a rhryme for orange...
I give you two choices, you can be gutted or decapitated!
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Four
Gorubeshu
"Who ate my crackerrrs..."
Posts: 236
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Post by Four on Aug 10, 2006 10:12:45 GMT -5
Ah, but I fear your claws are far out of range!!! *I can't stand the thought of this thread being killed*
~Not letting the guy rhyme back is the name of the game, yes? XD
Fortunately for me, your actions show neither skill or value!
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Heat Sonata
Gorubeshu
*takes the art escalator*
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Post by Heat Sonata on Aug 10, 2006 13:40:25 GMT -5
Ignorance is bliss! Ah, to be as thick as you...
My insults will make you run crying to Mommy!
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Post by GS Dragono on Aug 10, 2006 16:36:22 GMT -5
You couldn't insult a bug, let alone me!
Now leave before I shove a stick up where the sun don't shine!
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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 10, 2006 20:31:52 GMT -5
That thing you call a head, you pretentous little swine?
Heaven preserve me! you look like something that's died!
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Post by Aim on Aug 11, 2006 17:59:17 GMT -5
If the heavens told you they would, then I tell you, they lied.
It will take but one strike to prove your mortality!
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Post by ravenf6 on Aug 11, 2006 19:19:00 GMT -5
A tickle like that is beyond the grasp of your greatest abilty!
You're not even worth staining my sword. Such a pity..
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Post by Edwardo Rocket on Aug 11, 2006 19:51:18 GMT -5
You couldn't even outclass me, your jokes are so unwitty.
(Let's get old-school up in here though, these rhyming ones SUCK.)
YOU fight like a dairy farmer!
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