Monkey Island Insult Swordfighting!

[ravenf6]

Well, here's my fist attempt at a forum game here at MMLS. Stemming from the Curse of Monkey Island ISF bits. It may sound a little strange, but it's actually quite simple.

Here's how the deal goes, this game boils down to a battle of sharp wits. The first poster will make a threat, then whoever puts up the next post must answer back with a witty comeback insult and so on.

The trick to it is that both the insults and threats have to RHYME! You read right, rhyme.


Here's an example...


#25 starts off with a threat by saying "Every enemy I've met I've anihilated!"

:-*then # 7 responds with an insult like "With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated"!.... and if they feel like it, they can make a new threat for someone else to try and answer back.



Aside from that, I'll leave most of the threats and insults up to your imaginations, keep in mind that they must rhyme.

so to start things off.....


I'll leave you devestated, mutilated and perforated!

[Aim]

...But wait a minute. "Suffocated" and "annihilated" don't rhyme. Do they just have to sound kind of rhyming? Anyways, I'll give it a shot.

With your face, I'd say it's you who needs to be renovated.

I eat punks like you as appetizers!

[ravenf6]

Then perhaps you should switch to jazzercisers!

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Would you like to be buried or cremated?

[Aim]

Wow. That was really good. Really, I'm impressed. Grr... I must avenge my honor.

My apologies, but because of your imminent funeral, mine has been belated.

I could gulp you down in a single swallow! (Kind of creepy how these are all coming out to be eating people for me)

[ravenf6]

Hm, a worthy opponent. Very well, I accept your challenge!


If that's the case, I 'll purge your innards from the inner hallow!



Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!

[Anti-Jump Springs]

Not with fear, your face burns these eyes of mine.

Give up, give in; there's no reason to resist!

[Heat Sonata]

A more puny foe has yet to exist.

I'll take you down with one attack!

[ravenf6]

With an odor like yours, anyone would step back...

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I can't rest until you've been exterminated!

[Four]

(I know it's old, but it looks like so much fun

You'll be sure to rest when you get constipated!!!

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It's time I end this pathetic soiree!!!

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

When I'm finished with you, you'll be a puree

All right everybody, COMEBACKS FIRST, I said it, it's man law, let's get back to fightin'!

Threads like this are state torture in thirty two contries...

[Dashe]

You post like a sniveling, three-headed monkey!

(So you reply with an insult and post a new comeback now? Weird.)

YOUR combat skills wouldn't stand a chance against most cheese graters.

[Bureaucratic Model 1-3]

It's sad to see people as drunk as a sator...

I hope you people got that, and what's so weird about insulting people? I make living off it.

You call that a punch? I call it a BREEZE!

[ravenf6]

Yay! ;D I thought this would be forgotten after all this time. And four, ... that 's one heck of a comeback you got there.. lol.



Your morning breath alone is a DEADLY DISEASE!



Your looks would make pigs nauseated!

[Heat Sonata]

You're a pig yourself, and that's not debated.

You fight like a one-year-old-throwing a fit!

[ravenf6]

I'm insulted you used such an amateur bit.



En garde! Touche!