Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Sept 19, 2005 7:51:53 GMT -5
*gets ship away from there as quick as possible*
Heh! You only crushed a turret!
*gets in ship, which is an Osiris battleship*
Computer! Activate containment field around our prisoner, and open up a jump hole!
Computer: Confirmed. Containment field active. Jump hole open. Destination?
Sirius.
Computer: Confirmed.
*turns on loudspeaker*
Hey, you guys! I'm going to leave you some ships and cash in case you decide to follow me!
*drops a container with 3 black Titans, and 50 million credits*
Now, I'm going to leave with a passenger! *enters jump hole*
*walks to hold, where Dashe is struggling*
Don't bother.
*snaps fingers, and bonds are replaced with steel, painless, and markless ones, and new ones appear binding her from shoulder to ankle as well*
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Post by rockmandash on Sept 19, 2005 14:23:39 GMT -5
*RockmanDash continues from last save*
OWWWWW! Now I will show you all the wrath of Rockman!!.......
*All ignoring RockmanDash*
*Shows Buster gun with a Ultimate buster attachment*
Well? What do you have to say?......
*Rockman still being ignored*
Oh yeah, Ready? Too bad. Now you alwill see how it felt.
3.....
2.....
1...................Ooooh, Bean dip.
*Looks around to see if the coast is clear*
*Attepts to swipe the bean dip while everyone is busy*
Shhhh. got to go quietly.........Yoink!
*accidentally sets off the Paragon's Defence grid*
Oops.
*opens the fridge and gets out a sheild arm special weapon*
Dang, That fridge got everything exept the kitchen sink.
*pulls out a sink from fridge*
Forget it.
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 19, 2005 15:03:57 GMT -5
*changes back* Really? Everything? *Pulls out a fully upgraded shining laser* Awesome. *Fires at rockmandash*
(Does transforming back take an extra turn?)
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
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Post by Paragon on Sept 19, 2005 16:21:57 GMT -5
(nuh-uh, but it will if it's abused)
Anyway...
*sits back to listen to Dashe's struggling until she makes a post*
By the way, we could make a deal so you won't have to be stuck like this. Just nod or shake your head after my next post when I ask you all the questions and set up the conditions, benefits of agreement, and consequences of rejecting it.
(this means you, Dashe!)
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Bon
Zakobon
Ooo,pretty light....
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Post by Bon on Sept 19, 2005 18:06:58 GMT -5
*Walks in and runs behind truck and pulls out a Plasma rifle* Maybe no one saw me...*looks out from behind truck to find paragon looking at him*...Or not....
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
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Post by Paragon on Sept 19, 2005 18:33:42 GMT -5
Bon, I'm in a battleship in the middle of traveling to another galaxy. YOU'RE NOT ON IT! You're stuck somewhere else on the set of a cooking show.
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Bon
Zakobon
Ooo,pretty light....
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Post by Bon on Sept 19, 2005 20:11:42 GMT -5
Wha? How did I end up here? And where did this hat come from?* starts to look for a way out but cant find it* Whats wrong with this place?
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Sept 20, 2005 13:26:10 GMT -5
Y'know what? I'll let you give your answers to me in words. *takes tape off Dashe's mouth as though it had no glue* Now, what do you say to these benefits?
The benefits of agreement are:
1. You won't have to be stuck like this.
2. You get your own ship of your choice from the hangar. (the Sith Infiltrator is mine!)
3. You get your own room with everything you've ever wanted that currently exists.
4. You get to pick jobs on the planets and bases.
5. You also get to pilot the ship (the Osiris) when we're going through well-guarded systems.
6. And, finally *pulls out another fridge and opens it*, all the cherry soda you can drink! What do you say to that?
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 20, 2005 16:28:11 GMT -5
Hmm... *Uses Shining Laser to destroy 2 of the Titan ships, takes the last one, the fridge, and the 50 million credits, and flies after Paragon's ship* I wonder where Sirius is anyways?
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Sept 21, 2005 7:42:53 GMT -5
*opens up a channel with Hayvel's ship*
It's a whole new galaxy! Now, it'll take you about 2 hours to get there.
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Post by spiderham888 on Sept 23, 2005 15:16:47 GMT -5
*enters* .... hey look gore and dismembered limbs.... *sniff* its just like home.... *Pulls out large sharp sword and chops off own arm* Hooray! *pain kicks in* OMG AAAAAAAAAGH!!!
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Post by Dashe on Sept 23, 2005 19:22:44 GMT -5
Wait a minute, Paragon! You never told me what's in it for you...um...did you say all the cherry soda I could ever want...? *Stops to think for a little while* But still! What do I have to do in return besides accept to the deal?
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Sept 23, 2005 19:41:21 GMT -5
What you have to do is go with me on my adventures in Sirius. They sell cherry soda over there too. In fact, on some bases, it's the best drink there is, and the only one they'll serve at the bars so you don't think you're too young to be there, and all we'll do in the bars is look for jobs and info.
And, the planets are not a bad place to be, no matter who uses them as their base. I'm a spy for both sides of the law so I don't have to fight anyone unless they're Nomads or they just wanna pick a fight with me. I'm friends with just about everybody who doesn't hate me in this galaxy, and that's about 45% of the people. Yeah, a lot more people hate me, but that's just because they all either picked fights with me or they'll never forgive me for hurting their friend/family member who picked the fight.
And, don't run away. The ship will just stop responding and come back here. And only I know the passcodes to turn it off. And, there's a bonus weapon in it for you. I'm talking a person-to-person weapon. But it chooses its wielder, much like Excalibur. But unlike it, it brings the death of those who are not worthy. But don't worry. If you're not worthy, I'll just stop the demon within from killing you. He ALWAYS listens to me, even though he tried to kill me too. *pulls out a sword with the head of the Dahaka (Prince of Persia 2) on the bottom of the handle. Inscribed on the blade are word reading "If ye are not worthy when the demon rise, ye shall meet thy demise. But if ye are worthy and able, the demon shall become an angel"* (Yeah, I ripped it off of a few things like that) So if you're not worthy (and you can decide yes, but make it so it fools those who might read the thread but not post), I'll save you from the demon. I don't expect instant forgiveness for what I did to you, but I'll do you one more favor before you agree to the deal or not. *snaps fingers, and all the bonds disappear from Dashe's body* And whether or not you agree, you won't be like that again. But if you don't, I'm putting the sodas up for auction. People will pay big bucks for it, especially in the Kusari system of Sirius (Kusari=Japan in Sirius). So, whaddya say? Deal?
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Post by Dashe on Sept 23, 2005 20:33:54 GMT -5
Deal. *They shake on it* Can I have a cherry soda now?
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Paragon
Ganburi
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I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
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Post by Paragon on Sept 23, 2005 20:47:28 GMT -5
Good. And you can have as many as you like! *deactivates containment field, which was forgotten anyway* Oh! *Osiris emerges right over Planet Manhattan* Time to land! Don't worry. Just have as many as you can drink before we land, but I'm picking this first job. *battleship begins to move toward a mooring fixture* It'll be about 15 minutes before they take us down to the planet, so have some soda and check out your room with everything that you've always wanted that existed or exists. No Legends 3, unfortunately, because it doesn't exist yet. *is very mentally sad* But come back when the time's up so you can see the planet! (if you want to see a whole map of Sirius, go to colourselite.co.uk. Count out the gray systems, and you've got Sirius the way it's supposed to be. And if you want to see screenshots, and the ships in an unmodded Freelancer game, go to lancersreactor.com, OK?)
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