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Post by UNIT 0918 on Feb 15, 2006 19:09:39 GMT -5
*Shoots Shift, making him fall faster, them jumps after Shift* I LUV YOU!!!
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
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Post by Paragon on Feb 18, 2006 9:58:03 GMT -5
*sends Triggermen after Shift* They'll shoot you to death with shotguns and Uzis! And they can crawl on walls too!
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Post by Servbot42 on Feb 18, 2006 12:37:23 GMT -5
*Walks out of the Drache's wreckage.* I'm not that easy to get rid of!
*Jumps into a Tripod and shoots heat rays at Paragon.*
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Shift
Sharukurusu
Blade Arm Master
Anchored Cross
Posts: 668
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Post by Shift on Feb 18, 2006 12:41:03 GMT -5
*Is, surprisingly, still falling, with no hope of some sort of counter attack or evading technique. Nope, just falling*
Good lord, this is gonna' take quite the while.
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
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Post by Paragon on Feb 18, 2006 13:10:14 GMT -5
*gets burned* Hot! Hot! You'll pay for that! *injects monster DNA into himself* Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! *transforms into a very grotesque Triggerman/Marksman/Slayer/Gorger/Isolationist/Arsonist/Fester/Mainliner/Suppressor/Burrower* This is going to be one ugly thing. *various guns and appendages begin protruding from body; Right arm becomes a very long blade, rifles come out of shoulders, needles are sticking out of sides (hypodermic needles), left hand holds a mace, with two extendable hooked chains coming out of the top of wrist, Cage on right side of belly, scar on the left, six spiderlegs (3 are shotgun-ended) protrude from back, jaw becomes large and highly-muscled with nails for teeth, machineguns come out of chest, and entire body is in flames* The suffering... shall be my victory!
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Post by Servbot42 on Feb 19, 2006 0:52:49 GMT -5
*Paints the Tripod black because he is mourning Lust from FMA*
*Sniff*
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Anyway, OMIGOD! I can't even picture one part of that thing! I'll just vaporize it!
*Fires more heat rays at the Paramonster*
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Feb 20, 2006 3:05:59 GMT -5
*throws a dead cat at Paragon's head* Mwahaha!
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Post by Anti-Jump Springs on Feb 20, 2006 12:10:07 GMT -5
*Grabs Paragon's discarded syringe, pokes self several times.* Buahaha! Prepare to meet yer match, Paragon! *grows a small hyperdermic needle out of his ankle* Wewt!
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Paragon
Ganburi
Has A Vebsite
I've been gone a long time, haven't I? :P
Posts: 536
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Post by Paragon on Feb 20, 2006 15:49:35 GMT -5
*gets hit by heat rays; is unharmed* I can now absorb any heat-based attack-- *gets hit by dead cat* Grr.... *blasts everyone with the guns protruding from body*
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Feb 20, 2006 18:44:28 GMT -5
*dodges the guns* Hmm... what to do... Ooh! I've got an idea! *Summons the remaining three power up capsules* Awesome!! Now, which one is the buster upgrade? Ah, there it is! *Goes in, the capsule starts glowing green*
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Shift
Sharukurusu
Blade Arm Master
Anchored Cross
Posts: 668
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Post by Shift on Feb 21, 2006 17:52:50 GMT -5
*whilst falling, activates the ever-so inevitable Nuclear Bomb that I've had stored in my garage for the past two weeks, and kills everyone*
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Feb 21, 2006 18:22:31 GMT -5
...no, Shift. Just... no. Not happening. I'm sure that breaks some kind of rule. Anyway, continuing on.
*The capsule stops glowing, steps out with new arm armor* Cool... now let's see what it does! *changes arm into a buster, fully charges and fires a very large attack at Paragon*
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Shift
Sharukurusu
Blade Arm Master
Anchored Cross
Posts: 668
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Post by Shift on Feb 21, 2006 20:02:04 GMT -5
Is that clarification enough? Those are the full set of rules, and it doesn't state anything of usage of some sort of Nuclear weapon, so I declare the fight over. There is no victor, there is no loser. You might want to check the rules yourself next time, before making assumptions, ya'? =\
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Post by UNIT 0918 on Feb 22, 2006 19:21:53 GMT -5
*Takes the nuclear bomb's blast, projecting me back to land* Shift died? Wha? Wha? Mya? Whatever. Hey Hayvel! You have a HayvelBuster? Let us perform "Double Hero" against Paragon! In the meantime... *Eats mochi, life is restored by half*
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Feb 23, 2006 15:42:53 GMT -5
Double Hero, huh? Not sure what it is, but ok!
P.S: Paragon, make a new rule that says you can't just instantly kill everyone.
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