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Post by Dashe on Aug 20, 2005 15:04:07 GMT -5
Then you can bet you'd see Lan and friends, X, Zero, and Mega Man but not one character from Legends ANYWHERE!
What if you got caught picking a wedgie on tape and they sent it to VH1, and then all your friends and relatives saw it once it aired on TV?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 22, 2005 22:05:53 GMT -5
Then I’d track down ‘they’ and do something very inappropriate to their eyes with a spoon.
What if the brain surgeon made a mistake during your operation?
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 22, 2005 22:12:43 GMT -5
Then....Duuuhhh.....
What if something.....really bad happened to you?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 23, 2005 10:17:35 GMT -5
Then I'd find some obscure way to get revenge on whoever or whatever was responsible.
What if cars had controllers instead of steering wheels?
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 23, 2005 16:40:14 GMT -5
Then I'd be able to drive much better.
What if cats?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 24, 2005 15:04:01 GMT -5
Then...um...Pizza Hut.
What if XBox suddenly decided to make something BESIDES ultra-realistic shooters, fighters, sports games, and action games?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 25, 2005 20:41:08 GMT -5
Then we’d all begin buying it, just before they swapped back to their usual junk, leaving us with an X-Box, some RPG that lasts you less then 5 hours, and several hundred thousand less cents.
What if Fab had died on his trip due to a rupture in the fuel tank of the craft he was taking and he never came back to us?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 26, 2005 18:42:17 GMT -5
Then I would be a fake mod for all eternity and nobody'd ever be able to join the forum, at least until someone figures out how to hack into his account and take over.
What if gaming companies actually called their gaming consoles "gaming consoles" and screwed all the stupid add-ons that really only take away from the overall gaming process?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 26, 2005 20:46:01 GMT -5
Then some electronics company would decided that they could make a fortune off of extras and design their own game consol which would then proceed to dominate the market and perpetuate the idea that good graphics and a ton of novelty attachments is all something needs to sell well. *spasm*
What if you bought cheap, undersized shoes at a non-refundable price, and then sold it to a friend before realizing that they were made of pure diamond and could have been resold for millions?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 26, 2005 21:52:30 GMT -5
Then that friend would love me forever and make sure to buy me lots of nice things with all that cash...or else.
What if bagels were made of meat loaf?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 27, 2005 20:49:46 GMT -5
Then we would be forced to shoulder even more of those ads for high cholesterol medicines until someone realizes that the bagel manufactures were using meat to make their products, after which we would all boycott bagels. The bagel companies would go out of business, and all of those unemployed people would go on to form a cult, bent forevermore on destroying those who brought about the downfall of the bagel industry.
What if death really was a dark, cloaked figure that snuck from the shadows and slashed you with a scythe when it was time for you to die?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 27, 2005 22:19:57 GMT -5
Then one day, he would start grumbing about being overworked and underpaid and would run around hacking and slashing innocent people. He would then get sacked and everyone would become immortal and the world would overpopulate, causing mass chaos and destruction.
What if I had a reeses?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 29, 2005 0:45:34 GMT -5
Then you would become addicted to it, like those people on the commercial. Or, court would let out and never be called again, depriving you of your right to a speedy trial. Or, you would go out to the field and the bullies would beat you up and steal your lunch money. Or, the government would need more space for a landfill, and would assassinate you and forge a will after you refuse to sell the recess to them. Go ahead and choose one.
What if someone besides Dashe made the next post here?
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Post by Darfox8 on Aug 29, 2005 1:36:17 GMT -5
Then there would be a shift in the space time continuity and I will become a god.
What if theres a Halo/Legends cross over and Master Chief and Tron fall in love.
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Post by Dash on Aug 29, 2005 15:02:09 GMT -5
I'd kill Capcom and Microsoft O.O
What if I pwned you?
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