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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 16, 2005 1:55:18 GMT -5
Then we’d all be pretty dead.
What if Fortuna had actually appeared in the MML games?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 16, 2005 19:17:56 GMT -5
Then I would know who Fortuna is.
What if Susan Roman had done the voice for Mega Man in the first MML?
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 16, 2005 21:24:43 GMT -5
Then the person who did the voice for MegaMan would have done the voice for Ameilia
What if you bought a game that you told everyone you hated and found out it was pretty good, only have it freeze after you fight the second boss EVERY SINGLE TIME!?!
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Post by Dashe on Aug 16, 2005 22:09:29 GMT -5
Then you would go back to the EB Games where you purchased it, only to have the guy behind the counter laugh in your face and tell you that since you broke the seal, it's yours, and he won't give you a replacement. Even worse, your friends, whom you all told that you hated said game, show up and see you with the game in your hand. They put two and two together and never let you forget your hypocrisy.
What if the itsy bitsy spider made it up the waterspout the first time?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 16, 2005 22:43:29 GMT -5
Then it would live for the rest of his days in the sanctuary that is the waterspout. It would reproduce, and their people would prosper. They would eventually evolve into a race of super-intelligent 8-legged spider monsters, which would go on to make puppet regimes out of every major country on the planet, creating a new world order where all human would work as fly farmers while the spiders watch reruns of Cheers and Night Court.
What if Old McDonald sold his farm to some corporate monolith looking to monopolize the farming industry?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 17, 2005 18:26:46 GMT -5
Then he would have been forced to live in a dirty old apartment building in a lousy, 2-room apartment (just a bedroom/living room/kitchen and a bathroom). The apartment would have a crumbly ceiling, peeling wallpaper, and leaky bathroom utilities, and it would smell like its last owner smoked WAAAAAY too much...and the song would go something like:
Old McDonald had an apartment E-I-E-I-O! And in his apartment he had a leaky faucet E-I-E-I-O! With a drip, drip here and a drip, drip there Here a drip, there a drip, every where a drip, drip Old McDonald had an apartment E-I-E-I-O!
(for the next couple of verses sing about the clogged toilet and peeling wallpaper and crumbly ceiling, then make up other things you'd find in a crappy apartment.)
What if fab knew absolutely nothing about web design and never made MMLS?
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 17, 2005 23:14:06 GMT -5
Then I would have.
What if you could fly?
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 18, 2005 2:37:45 GMT -5
I would think it was cool for a while, and then get angry because I couldn't shoot lasers out of my eyes.
What if you could fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes?
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bola
Miitan
I am here, and then I am gone!
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Post by bola on Aug 18, 2005 12:24:51 GMT -5
I would get revenge on all who opposed me.
What if you could turn into your favorite creature?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 18, 2005 20:44:45 GMT -5
Then I'd be a tiger and randomly attack you all.
What if Fatty McBlobbicus went on a starvation diet?
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Post by Servbot42 on Aug 19, 2005 10:44:22 GMT -5
Then the natural order would be disturbed!
What if I don't know what to ask you?
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 19, 2005 20:02:35 GMT -5
Then you wouldn't ask me.
What if Pikmin tried to take over the world?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 19, 2005 21:38:01 GMT -5
Then their plan would backfire, and we would all start keeping Pikmin as pets.
What if instead of there being only one Tron Bonne throughout all the Mega Man serieses, there was one from EVERY series?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 20, 2005 0:17:48 GMT -5
Then the original Tron from MML would become jealous and create a dimension circumventor, traveling to each of the other games and killing off each of the other Trons, one by one...
What if they used that as the plot for MoTB2?
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Post by Reaverguy Rises on Aug 20, 2005 0:48:43 GMT -5
Then a sequal would come because the game was so dumb people liked it.
What if they did Kingdom Hearts with Capcom instead of Disney?
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