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Post by Dashe on Aug 10, 2005 22:51:38 GMT -5
Then we'd probably all end up getting seats right behind pillars and ladies in large, elaborate hats and cross our fingers hoping that he can carry a tune.
What if propane wasn't flammable?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 10, 2005 22:55:30 GMT -5
I’d be out all night trying to light my grill in vain.
What propane was so flammable that the slightest bit of heat would set off an explosion with the force of a thousand imploding stars? And not those puny little white dwarfs either. The big red ones.
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 10, 2005 23:15:44 GMT -5
Then Earth and everything within 140000085214368555.2 lightyears would be destroyed.
What if mltmlt22 got honorable mention for the rest of his life?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 10, 2005 23:49:38 GMT -5
He'd get so jealous that he'd go out on a rampage and kill everyone who'd ever won first prize for anything, even things like "Most Disgusting Foot Fungus."
What if Juno really did get away with his Carbon Reinitialization program?
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Aug 11, 2005 0:13:44 GMT -5
Then every person would be made into a lump of charcoal for the ancients to cook their yams.
What if Megaman were like ninja?
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Post by feldinaut on Aug 11, 2005 0:14:18 GMT -5
Forget it. That would be too complicated. AHIHIHI!
What if I got nice results from lovecalculator?
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Aug 11, 2005 0:15:08 GMT -5
Then you'd realize that Jianine is the only girl for you.
What if Megaman was an ipix I mean cockroach squasher?
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Post by feldinaut on Aug 11, 2005 0:15:57 GMT -5
Then he could start his own extermination business.
What if Akoayrobot was witty like Roll but not witty like Data?
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Aug 11, 2005 0:17:05 GMT -5
Then they'd use their wit to think of a hundred apricot pie and "Do you see a door?" jokes.
What if I ran out of Akoayrobot quotes?
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Post by feldinaut on Aug 11, 2005 0:17:43 GMT -5
Then you'd be in the situation I am in right now.
What if we got back to asking what if questions everyone else understood?
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Aug 11, 2005 0:18:50 GMT -5
Then maybe there's a devil (or something like it) inside you.
What if they didn't know my brain?
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Post by feldinaut on Aug 11, 2005 0:19:52 GMT -5
Then they wouldn't know white bread either.
What if other people are waiting for their turn to post what if questions?
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Post by PharaohManXe54 on Aug 11, 2005 0:20:34 GMT -5
Then I'd tell them to meet me in the hotel lobby.
What if I didn't listen to my best friend?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 11, 2005 0:31:27 GMT -5
Then you'd be short one best friend.
What if Mega Man Legends had been animated in the style of a cheesy Nickelodeon cartoon?
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Aug 11, 2005 2:53:04 GMT -5
Then "I sense a disturbance of the force... like hundreds of MMLS members just cried out in pain..."
What if THE CAVE IS BLOCKED WITH ICE. YOU WILL NEED THE FIRE ROD.
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