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Post by JMC47 on Oct 1, 2004 10:25:23 GMT -5
Granted, but the people that give to you robbed a store and you are shot(not killed)by them as soon as you give them the money, then when the police show up, they think you robbed the store, then by some luck you fall in a medieval time warp, and are eaten by a dragon.
I wish a cow would fall through my roof, like the good old days.
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Oct 1, 2004 20:22:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it has rabies, it bites you, and you died. I wish I could say something witty for a change.
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Post by Fire Griffin on Oct 1, 2004 21:24:22 GMT -5
Granted, but the witty remarks are about as funny as Carrot Top and Chris Rock.
I wish were faster and had beaten SIM to the two front teeth gag.
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Post by SIMSteven on Oct 1, 2004 21:45:06 GMT -5
Granted, but you modded an old post and no one ever knew that you did it.
I wish for sugar plums!
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Post by kingreaverbot on Oct 2, 2004 9:20:48 GMT -5
Granted, but they taste like crap.
I wish I was an oscar miner weeeeeeeiiiiiiiner.
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Post by Bureaucratic Model 1-3 on Oct 2, 2004 9:39:48 GMT -5
Granted but everybody takes a bite of you and it hurts so bad and now you a hundred little piles of intestinal mush.
I wish I could do fifty-one pushups and claim dominancy in the election thread FOREVER!
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Post by Fire Griffin on Oct 2, 2004 11:44:07 GMT -5
Granted, but then you realize that it's just a thread and you have better things to accomplish in your life.
Like dominancy beyond some that thread! DOMINATION OF THE NATION! THE WORLD!
As for the push ups thing there, you suddenly find the urge to make the move to doing one-hundred-and-two.
I wish my spoon wasn't too big.
(Those who get this one get luved.) ((Hint: I AM A BANANA!))
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Post by Rabid Yuna fan on Oct 2, 2004 12:05:45 GMT -5
granted but it's too small
I wish I didn't have a part time job when I had 12 kids (if you don't get it then look on the first page)
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 2, 2004 12:16:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you have a full time job with 11 kids now.
I wish that I could sleep at night without worring about retalliation of some sort for supporting Glyde
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Post by bluerobotgirl on Oct 2, 2004 13:24:26 GMT -5
Granted, but now they're after you because you support Mr. Loath for president.
I wish I had a cardboard box.
(let's see how you can mess that up! =D)
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Post by kingreaverbot on Oct 2, 2004 13:54:59 GMT -5
Granted, but the law changes so cardboard boxes are illegal, and you get it taken away, and go to jail.
I wish Tammy would win the election.
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 2, 2004 14:26:19 GMT -5
Granted, but the election is for who we through into a cess pit.
I wish that people of capcom would respond to emails that we send about a MML3, a email thats says it will come out.
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Post by kingreaverbot on Oct 2, 2004 14:29:02 GMT -5
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Post by megadude v 2.0 on Oct 2, 2004 15:01:23 GMT -5
i wish i knew how he ^ did that scrolling smilie thing
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Post by JMC47 on Oct 2, 2004 15:06:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you forgot how moments later.
I wish that kingreaverbot would remember to post his wishes with the corruptions
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