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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 14, 2012 18:41:52 GMT -5
Granted, but the creator of the thread didn't think your post was long or funny enough, so he closes the thread before anyone could admire your post.
I wish Ultimate Ghosts n Goblins was easier,because the "easy" difficulty isn't easy at all!
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 14, 2012 22:42:50 GMT -5
Granted, but only the brand new "Sissy mode for Sissies" mode is ridiculously easy. In fact, it's so easy that it's boring. Since this mode contains all of the easy, the rest of the game modes are made even harder.
I wish for Mother 4, and that it came to America in sweet, readable English.
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 15, 2012 19:50:07 GMT -5
Granted, but as soon as it was delivered to the US, the translator decided he wasn't getting payed for his job, and sues the companies involved in its creation. All of the companies run for their lives, and Mother 4 is abandoned forever.
I wish that gaming companies would get their act together and start listening to the gamers so that the internet isn't littered with countless of failed fan-made projects that are ultimately discarded and spit upon.
(Whether or not wish will be corrupted,it doesn't matter, because ultimately this will never happen)
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 16, 2012 12:28:12 GMT -5
Granted, but because there are so many great games out there, none of the good fan games ever get finished. Ever. Every fan game ever made is abandoned forever.
I wish I could draw, so maybe I could help with Tuttle's Legendary Travels or post on DeviantArt...or something.
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 16, 2012 19:11:22 GMT -5
Granted, but since you didn't specify the quality of your drawing that you are wishing for, your wish results in your drawing ability being so low that your best product ever was a deformed stick figure.
I wish that Chaotic Chao and me aren't the only ones continuing the thread (Getting a bit lonely here!) :15:
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Post by Bowen Aero on Jun 17, 2012 1:15:24 GMT -5
Granted, but I will make many references in my posts. (Like I always do, anyways...)
I wish I had Juno's Adaptor Configuration. Y'know, the one with just the torso, head and shoulders. The one that can attach to any compatible Beurocratic Model Physique.
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Post by Kyle on Jun 17, 2012 10:18:21 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're a androgynous, two dimensional, boring wreck of a character. You will be destroyed within the week and nobody will remember your existence. EVER. (Not really sure if that's more of a realistic effect than a corrupt one, but whatever...)
I wish I had one of those cursed monkey paws that grants wishes.
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Post by Bowen Aero on Jun 17, 2012 10:50:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it only grants corrupt wishes.
I wish my program was backed up into Eden II's central core, and that my next shell resembles that of Trigger.
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SketchMan3
Poh
That's "SketchMan3". Capital S, capital M and the number 3. It's official (nicknames are ok, though)
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Post by SketchMan3 on Jun 17, 2012 20:59:42 GMT -5
Granted, but it only grants corrupt wishes. Wait... if it only grants corrupt wishes... that probably wouldn't be a problem for most corrupt people. A dangerous tool! I wish my program was backed up into Eden II's central core, and that my next shell resembles that of Trigger. Granted, but Eden II's central core is made of apple, and is eaten by a runaway alligator. Your next shell is never used. And it was all conceived on a linux os. I wish the Ubuntu developers would actually make a desktop environment that just works without having to be a programmer to tweak it to do what it was supposed to do in the first place.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 17, 2012 22:47:42 GMT -5
Granted. But it works so well that the universe can't comprehend it and the Ubuntu company suddenly vanishes from existence without a trace or memory. Microsoft then steals the license and takes all of the credit.
I wish I could beat Pokemon Colosseum already...
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Post by Bowen Aero on Jun 18, 2012 0:22:11 GMT -5
Granted, but you used cheats to win, thus dampening the satisfaction of defeating it.
I wish for a Juno-based MLP toy.
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Post by BlastMandrill on Jun 18, 2012 13:25:21 GMT -5
Granted. Only one was created. Better hope you saved up for it!
I regret my last wish.
I wish Bowen would stop making his references(ANYTHING that would get him to stop!Maybe another type of reference?)
OR(If this isn't possible)
That I could get the F3:New Vegas Modified Telsa Cannon without getting killed. And probably Chinese Stealth armor.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 18, 2012 13:45:24 GMT -5
Both are granted.
Bowen, a man in Saudi Arabia, will stop making references forever.
The F3: New Vegas Modified Telsa Cannon is now yours. But the Chinese Stealth armor is jealous that you want the cannon more so it suddenly becomes alive and kills the cannon in its sleep. The Chinese Stealth armor then commits suicide-a lost life lost.
I wish I knew every word in the English language and their definitions.
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Devillock
Zakobon
Official MMLEx Modeler
The lights on the walls will start flashing soon...
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Post by Devillock on Jun 18, 2012 15:29:52 GMT -5
Granted, we'll grab you a couple of lexicons and dictionaries and you'll be good to go I wish for some feedback on my game development topic ...
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jun 19, 2012 12:38:22 GMT -5
Granted. People tell you that it either looks good or looks horrible, but nobody said why. The people who did say why said so in an undiscovered language that nobody can translate.
I wish my third dog hadn't been stolen...I don't really mind that my second dog was stolen though.
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