hOI!!

[Homunculus]

Hey, it's me, Goku!

Not really, my name is Alfie, and it's nice to meet you!
I've been lurking for a while because I'm a huge stalker but after being told I should actually join the cool kids club (that... is what this is, right?) I decided, sure, why not. I'm awful at introductions though, so you'll have to settle for whatever this mess of a post is.

A little about me; I like to draw, mostly fanart, and I have drawn MML stuff before, so I'll be able to post some of that for you guys occassionally! Funnily enough, I already have an art thread that was so kindly made for me by a certain member we all know and love(?), but I'm going to update that myself from now on, since I'm a big boy and I can do these things.

I am from England, I'm 21 at the moment, my favourite colour is orange, and I love food, anime, and money.
...Yeah, I told you I was bad at introductions.

I'm really excited to talk to everyone and try to get involved in the BANTER, as long as I can get through the initial MEGA NEWBIE awkward phase.

So yeah, that's me! Hi!

[Chiz]

Right, so you've finally made an account. Alright.

As the family member or* loved one of an existing member, you qualify for the little-known expedited membership.

Get to it, or alternatively, get Kyle to do it for you. (Note: He has a history of delegation and subcontracting with poor end results. You may need to babysit him for this task.)

* - exclusive or; offer only applies to one or the other, and not to those who are neither or both.

[Dashe]

Your intro post...it fills me with DETERMINATION!

Welcome to MMLS. I like money, too. It's my favorite! I see Chiz has already pulled out the expedited membership file, and I'm also glad to see you've finally grown into a Big Boy (TM). Potty training lessons are in Hall Q. I don't think many of us have taken advantage of that particular course, so it might wake up the staff on hand over there. That aside, I do hope to see a lot more of your fanart, because I like what you've posted. Or what Kyle's posted on your behalf, rather.

Now get out there and post, rookie!

[Homunculus]

@chiz [EDIT: I don't know what happened here]
So I'm guessing an Oreimo type situation wouldn't fly? Guess I'll get started on that paperwork then. Also, I better tell Onii cha- I mean, Kyle, that we'll have to pick one or the other.

Dashe
I hear that you're the Togami of MMLS? Pleasure to make your acquaintance, anyone who likes money as much as I do can't possibly be a bad person! (But that could depend on who you ask)
I better get to posting, then!