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Post by Dashe on Aug 29, 2005 15:17:12 GMT -5
Then...ah, screw it. I don't know!!!
What if it snowed in the middle of summer vacation?
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Post by Dash on Aug 29, 2005 15:19:25 GMT -5
I'd tell you to go shave your entire body and become a human snowboard.
What if I wasn't around to make awesome Legends music? xDDD
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 30, 2005 22:49:54 GMT -5
Then a tsunami would form half way around the globe via the Chaos Theory.
What if the smilies rebelled and started writing graffiti over the posts?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 30, 2005 23:05:14 GMT -5
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 30, 2005 23:47:19 GMT -5
Funny thing. I’ve actually considered that in the past...
Well then, if she did, she would probably try to flame something like Final Fantasy in order to draw attention away from herself.
What if someone bought the atmosphere and began charging you to breathe?
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Post by Dash on Aug 31, 2005 14:28:30 GMT -5
I'd kill them...
What if I was that person who bought the atmosphere?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 31, 2005 15:58:18 GMT -5
Then you'd be suicidal.
What if this was actually a Sesame Street forum in disguise?
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Post by Dash on Aug 31, 2005 18:47:34 GMT -5
I'd destroy it with my super powers!
What if there was no Mountain Dew?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 31, 2005 21:29:18 GMT -5
Then several sugar farms would go out of business.
What if leprechauns really did keep gold at the end of the rainbow, but hired machinegun-wielding gangsters to guard it for them?
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Post by Dashe on Aug 31, 2005 22:11:54 GMT -5
Then they'd have to be green machine guns.
What if Teisel was a woman?
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Post by Santa Melty on Aug 31, 2005 23:12:32 GMT -5
It would probably cause the Bonnes to lose much of heir appear. Come on now. A man, a woman, and a robot is brilliant. Two women and a robot is just overused. And knowing Capcom, we would probably, in one of the future games, get to see a scene of Tron accidentally looking in on him, which would be particularly entertaining if Tron does not yet know about it. Also, we would make fun of him for his/her deep, cracking voice.
What is pepper had actually been intended to make people sneeze, and had been used as such until someone realized that it tasted good on foods?
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Post by Dashe on Sept 1, 2005 0:20:45 GMT -5
Then whoever realized it was edible must've been a very, very brave person to try and eat something you'd normally purchase at a pharmacy.
What if all of a sudden, all the Mega Man games got instantly ported to XBOX 360 and became XBOX exclusive and overly violent, and Legends became transformed into an XBOX-esque action shooter?
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Post by Hayvel the Great on Sept 1, 2005 4:59:15 GMT -5
Then I wouldn't be able play it.
What if MONKEYS!!!!1!!
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Post by Dashe on Sept 2, 2005 11:27:42 GMT -5
Then CHEETOS!!!!!!!2!!
What if cars were powered solely by Boston Creme donuts?
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Post by Santa Melty on Sept 3, 2005 1:58:49 GMT -5
Then gas prices would drop tremendously as demand faltered. As more and more donuts are needed, the grain suppliers go on strike, depriving us of bread, white or otherwise. As more donuts are burned as fuel, the delicious smell of baked goods is released into the atmosphere. Looking towards the prospect of a smorgasbord, every ant in the world attacks the cars using the donuts. Ants are everywhere, and humanity is forced to seek higher grounds, since they can't use pesticides because no one can drive to the stores. Everyone now must live in the frigid Everest. Problem is, the donut gasses cause a reversed greenhouse effect, deflecting the sunlight, and every human in the world dies a horrible, frozen death without bread. White or otherwise.
What if you never ate those vegetables your parents told you to eat back when you were a child?
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